Funny site development requests

    As maybe someone heard, a month and a half ago we launched the WebLeads system , which collects applications for website development from customers and then sells them in a web studio.

    Some participants in the system write to us that some descriptions of applications are "dumb and inadequate." Haha In fact, these are applications that have already passed moderation. Do you know how many interesting things we happened to read, which you don’t see?

    It is clear that the system collects applications in a not very high price segment, and many customers with the nuances of working on the Internet are poorly familiar. In addition, the industry project, and fellow developers also periodically amuse us with their “test requests”.

    I will try to share this pure and uncomplicated joy:

    • I am engaged in divination and prediction of the fate of people. I want to make a page on the Internet with which new clients will come to me. I will pay for my work with my services. "

    • We need to make a Russian analogue of FaceBook, but about the services of our company - the sale of metal structures. Budget 10 000 rub. "

    • “I need a site selling UIN numbers. By the way, if someone tells me how to properly crack these same uin in ICQ - this will be an advantage when choosing a studio . ”

    Under the habracat there are a dozen more ridiculous queries that I even tried to categorize. Spelling saved.

    Requests from not very competent / slightly naive customers:

    • We are a brick kiln. Ready to work only on barter . ”

    • I figured out how to make money online. I want to sell ads on my site, on which I will write all sorts of interesting things. "

    • I want to make an online store like Ozone (ozon.ru). But is it possible to make the clients of Ozone automatically go not to their store, but to mine? "

    Just dumbass:

    • “(There is a description of the site). I specifically indicated the wrong email and phone number, send me your suggestions and I will inform the winner of the contacts . ” Yeah, where to send it?

    • We need to develop an online game mmorpg such as Fight Club. Payment by virtual currency of this game !!! ". Just an attraction of unprecedented generosity of some kind.

    • I want my VKontakte page to be upside down, how much will it cost? ".

    From competitors / colleagues:

    • “(The description of a large tender, which leading agencies have been fighting for six months, is indicated). Win it already damn anyone! "

    • I know that it is you, Terekhov. Don't even get off! ". She came before the public announcement of the system.

    • Development of a corporate Gazprom site. Lebedevsky is tired, but we are bored here . ”

    • We need participants for the fake guestder that we want to win .”

    These are such funny things. Although after moderation in the Webleads system , the amount of inadequacy is still small, and most of the requests are quite working.

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