June 6, 2009 at 00:49And again about the crisis
Tired, just unbearably tired ... Got and screams and panic on the topic ...
So, the average scenario.
Mission One. In anticipation of total apofigeya.
As a result of it, everyone has a banal run out of grandmothers, heat, water, energy, food and other supplies are disrupted. To complete the mission, you need to provide the necessary level of reserves for yourself and your family. Buy 3 shotguns, 5 body armor, canned food for 15 years in advance, because nothing will end before this deadline.
The second mission. The onset of total apofigey.
Grandmothers are over, the products, too, the shelves are empty. To complete the mission, you need to go to the cottage / village / hacienda. Plant all the surroundings with potatoes, zucchini and other goodies, because a hungry year awaits.
Mini game. Shotgun neighbors, encroaching on the crop. Target a hundred neighbors. With a loss of more than 1% of the crop, starvation awaits you.
Mission Three. During total apofigee.
The brutalized population begins to feed on each other. Power structures are paralyzed and cannot maintain order, mass murder and universal nightmare. To pass the mission, it is necessary in the forty-degree frost, skiing, on a windfall, at night to get to the nearest hatch 150 kilometers from you. The passage is given 3 days, while you can only move at night and avoid accidental encounters with hungry locals who can bite you to death.
Mission Four. After total apofigeya.
The rulers cannot stand the nerves and they begin the atomic war. Your task is to have time to dig a bomb shelter and transport there a 15-year supply of canned goods.
Mini game. During an atomic war, it is necessary to manage to dodge bombs. The goal is to dodge four thousand times.
Mission Five. After the atomic war.
On a tame bear, with a balalaika in one hand, canned black caviar in the other, and vodka in the third hand, explore the surrounding area. And then any of the post-apocalyptic strategies.
Then my fantasy ended. Continue by yourself. In principle, not a few sub-stages can be broken down any of the missions, since the material is more than enough. Who will take up the realization of the masterpiece? I think success is guaranteed.
All my life I thought that if a lot of smart people gather (this is me about you, Habrachians), then they will come up with something ingenious. But alas, on the topic of the crisis, except for the cries: “How scary to live, we all die” - I don’t hear anything else. Well, another article in the style of the first part. It is strange why, nothing more reasonable, except a fallout or the like, comes to mind? Probably outplayed in toys.
Here are my thoughts on this.
There will be no total ass. She is not beneficial to anyone. Now all the forces of the world are aimed at stabilizing the American economy. And ours too. It just has the greatest weight of all - if you extinguish the destructive impulse in it, then all the others will also cease to hesitate. This is neither good nor bad - it just happened in historical circumstances. The world experiences this every 20-50 years. An incorrect comparison may be made, but one can draw an analogy with the World War II, only on a different plane. In our country in the 90s it was much worse than now. Remember yourself or ask your elders. And nothing survived and everything is fine. There will be a phased discharge of steam, the benefit learned.
There will be no total ass for our country either. There will be no war for our resources. See the major shareholders of our corporations. They will not fight with themselves. And all these cries, just a theater. Plus there is a very good integration with the west. Nobody will divide our country either - we are too big, I emphasize too, and only we have experience working with such vast territories. The war with China - he will tear himself up, too many people, wait about 15 years and you will see everything, they will be saved by the whole world too.
The only thing to be afraid of, I believe, is the troubled elements in the East, both near and far, but this trouble only arises from provocations and ill-conceived actions. Well, and probably still global warming (or cooling), although I still did not understand this issue properly.
And finally, there’s nothing to eat for two billion tomorrow, and nothing lives somehow.
Part one.
So, the average scenario.
Mission One. In anticipation of total apofigeya.
As a result of it, everyone has a banal run out of grandmothers, heat, water, energy, food and other supplies are disrupted. To complete the mission, you need to provide the necessary level of reserves for yourself and your family. Buy 3 shotguns, 5 body armor, canned food for 15 years in advance, because nothing will end before this deadline.
The second mission. The onset of total apofigey.
Grandmothers are over, the products, too, the shelves are empty. To complete the mission, you need to go to the cottage / village / hacienda. Plant all the surroundings with potatoes, zucchini and other goodies, because a hungry year awaits.
Mini game. Shotgun neighbors, encroaching on the crop. Target a hundred neighbors. With a loss of more than 1% of the crop, starvation awaits you.
Mission Three. During total apofigee.
The brutalized population begins to feed on each other. Power structures are paralyzed and cannot maintain order, mass murder and universal nightmare. To pass the mission, it is necessary in the forty-degree frost, skiing, on a windfall, at night to get to the nearest hatch 150 kilometers from you. The passage is given 3 days, while you can only move at night and avoid accidental encounters with hungry locals who can bite you to death.
Mission Four. After total apofigeya.
The rulers cannot stand the nerves and they begin the atomic war. Your task is to have time to dig a bomb shelter and transport there a 15-year supply of canned goods.
Mini game. During an atomic war, it is necessary to manage to dodge bombs. The goal is to dodge four thousand times.
Mission Five. After the atomic war.
On a tame bear, with a balalaika in one hand, canned black caviar in the other, and vodka in the third hand, explore the surrounding area. And then any of the post-apocalyptic strategies.
Then my fantasy ended. Continue by yourself. In principle, not a few sub-stages can be broken down any of the missions, since the material is more than enough. Who will take up the realization of the masterpiece? I think success is guaranteed.
Part two.
All my life I thought that if a lot of smart people gather (this is me about you, Habrachians), then they will come up with something ingenious. But alas, on the topic of the crisis, except for the cries: “How scary to live, we all die” - I don’t hear anything else. Well, another article in the style of the first part. It is strange why, nothing more reasonable, except a fallout or the like, comes to mind? Probably outplayed in toys.
Here are my thoughts on this.
There will be no total ass. She is not beneficial to anyone. Now all the forces of the world are aimed at stabilizing the American economy. And ours too. It just has the greatest weight of all - if you extinguish the destructive impulse in it, then all the others will also cease to hesitate. This is neither good nor bad - it just happened in historical circumstances. The world experiences this every 20-50 years. An incorrect comparison may be made, but one can draw an analogy with the World War II, only on a different plane. In our country in the 90s it was much worse than now. Remember yourself or ask your elders. And nothing survived and everything is fine. There will be a phased discharge of steam, the benefit learned.
There will be no total ass for our country either. There will be no war for our resources. See the major shareholders of our corporations. They will not fight with themselves. And all these cries, just a theater. Plus there is a very good integration with the west. Nobody will divide our country either - we are too big, I emphasize too, and only we have experience working with such vast territories. The war with China - he will tear himself up, too many people, wait about 15 years and you will see everything, they will be saved by the whole world too.
The only thing to be afraid of, I believe, is the troubled elements in the East, both near and far, but this trouble only arises from provocations and ill-conceived actions. Well, and probably still global warming (or cooling), although I still did not understand this issue properly.
And finally, there’s nothing to eat for two billion tomorrow, and nothing lives somehow.