Gulp, a range of energy-smart drinks (a simple example of viral marketing)

Google has long identified its vector and development goals. The only thing that seems right to me regarding the future of the company is not the question: “What will Google do tomorrow?”, But “What will Google not do?” And all because a link was found on the network to a Google-made product that I would not have believed in existed yesterday: Google Gulp (I'm afraid to translate the word “gulp” in Russian means both “sip” and “choke”) .

“We are delighted to introduce Google Gulp (BETA) ™ with Auto-Drink ™ technology (limited edition) - a line of smart drinks designed to maximize your effectiveness, make you more intelligent and reduce your thirst.”

Imagine a DNA scanner built into the neck of a bottle that reads all 3GB of paired gene data per second, adjusting to your hormone shake in real time using our patented Auto-Drink ™ technology, after which the body will receive an influx of fresh electrolytic neurotransmitters, smart stimulants in order to optimize the cortex of your brain. In addition, the offer is limited, and the abundance of different tastes, starting from Beta Morkva and ending with Glutamate Grapes, allows you to always find nourishment for your knowledge.

In this connection, I have only one question - who is crazy ? Although in general the entire FAQ deserves a separate translation:

3. Is it kind of dangerous?

Well, not one of the laboratory rats that we have watered with this matter for the last 8 months has still died, which we consider to be quite satisfactory. In any case, you should know that when you open the lid of Gulp, you send a wireless signal to Google’s servers that you unconditionally accept the Google Gulp license agreement, which also includes the possibility of hidden genetic mutations as a result of using the product. But we are sure that you will not die.

UPD: Friends, the FAQ is not just worthy, it urgently requires a delicious translation. If none of the altruistic Habra-people do this before midnight, I will have to strain myself. Done !

UPD: Live and learn . I apologize for my carelessness, but what a response .

Google Gulp via Crenk