Three Blog Advertising Conversations

    Everyone for whom blogging ads are relevant in principle are divided into “ smart ” and ... “ experimenters ”. The former read a long time ago (they heard, sucked out of their or partner's finger) - that the idea is stupid and useless. The second decided to try. And then there are three dialogues about which I decided to tell you.

    The first dialogue: the leader (R.) and the initiative worker (I.)

    I.: - Ivan Ivanovich, it’s time for us to do this ... well, blogging on blogs.
    R .: - What the hell is that? What for?
    I .: - Well ... this is very relevant, and most importantly (the eye sparkles here: “dink”) - a penny! Well, really, I’ll break the advertising for five cents (!) From ten of the coolest bloggers. They, Ivan Ivanovich, are ... suckers. For fifty dollars, the language will be for you ... well, that is, I wanted to say to our company, this ... polish your ass.
    R .: - Jo-opu, you say ... hehe ... Well, try it. (Grunts, grins).

    The second dialogue: an initiative worker (I.) and a blogger (B.)

    I.: - Greetings! I am writing to you from a company such and such. We are all reading your blog here. We read directly and cry. From delight. So you are so ... clever, clever ...
    B .: - Hello. Pleasant (flattered).
    I .: - And we, we want to order advertising from you. A better article right away. Even better - a series. How much will it cost us?
    B .: - $$$
    I .: - No, well, you, this, that ... this is not serious. Such money ... But for twenty?
    B .: - (laughs) No, no way.
    I .: - Well, you understand that you have not so many readers. And the blog is so ... not really ...
    B .: - Stop. Man, did you read to them there ten minutes ago?
    I .: - ...
    B .: - ...

    There are ten more such dialogues. All the cool bloggers behave surprisingly in solidarity. They want, bastards, money for advertising. And not sky-high. But just serious . And Ivanovich promised a penny budget. What to do ...

    And here's what to do (which, in fact, is being done) - to send out proposals to smaller and better bloggers. Those polished and for chervonets cope, in foam and joy. And they can handle it. Yes, the sense of this is exactly as much as it is paid.

    And so "involuntarily experimenter, "Ivanitch, thus concludes: (tadadadam!)" Blog advertising is garbage in oil . " And talks about this " smart " partner Mikhalych. And he chuckles and says: “ Well, I told you, philanthropist of horseradish .” And wisely smiles into fat cheeks.

    The original and its discussion by associates are there .

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