September 16, 2008 at 20:02No, well, Google - well, complete garbage
Not well, Google - at, well, complete garbage:
1. When searching for “buy Viagra,” I can’t find any decent spam sites!
2. GMail sent a letter to the son of a famous Nigerian sheikh in Spam, and he offered me 3% of 512 million euros!
3. I was told that Google Planet Earth is free, but they refuse to tell how to sell it!
4. Google Docs stated that I can work on a document with any person on earth. I wrote an agreement on transferring a 50% stake to me and invited Sergey Brin to sign it, it turns out that Google Docs cannot!
5. Google Maps cannot even lay a single drug route from Russia to Colombia without crossing the ocean - the 21st century, but we live as if under Tsar Gorokh!
6. When I lost my Python and went on Google to look for it - I found out everything about closures and iterators, but I did not find a snake. With grief, I asked Grocery Google to find me an apple, but when I reached page 32, I realized that the Americans seemed to be eating laptops.
7. Google’s lack of professionalism just kills - I went to the counter and said that with my Google Sketchup I also want Google SB Burger, potatoes and a milkshake. At the simplest request - their saleswoman fell into a trance and gasped for another three minutes. Would fire!
8. Google Books could not find a single check.
9. The talking moose on the banner said that I was a millionth visitor and asked for my credit card number, and Google Chrome forbade me to enter it.
10. I searched for the name of the largest number, and Google mockingly mocked, repeating: “Google! Googol! Googol! ”
11. The Google Network Accelerator was completely useless when fishing.
12. On GoogleBlogs HabraBogs were never found.
13. I asked Gugol // “where is my darling?” // Gugol offered me less ... // at $ 4.95 per minute ...
14. Google Chrome promised me a “simplified design that makes work easier”, I launched it 128 times, and the boss is all still insists on a 23-hour working day ...
15. Google said it would take electricity from the OCEANS! And do these people hire doctors of science ?! Buy someone a movie for them, let them know what happens when you put a toaster in the bathroom!
16. When I search for Google Audio “oh yeah baby” and “das east fantastic”, I can’t find any video I need on YouTube!
17. I hired a lawyer to sue Google, but I was forbidden to use this word. I sued Company G, but Gucci sued my remaining money.
18. Out of spite, I made up my mind and still typed “google” on Google, but the Internet did not break.
[all of the above is purely my personal opinion]
Yoi Haji,
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1. When searching for “buy Viagra,” I can’t find any decent spam sites!
2. GMail sent a letter to the son of a famous Nigerian sheikh in Spam, and he offered me 3% of 512 million euros!
3. I was told that Google Planet Earth is free, but they refuse to tell how to sell it!
4. Google Docs stated that I can work on a document with any person on earth. I wrote an agreement on transferring a 50% stake to me and invited Sergey Brin to sign it, it turns out that Google Docs cannot!
5. Google Maps cannot even lay a single drug route from Russia to Colombia without crossing the ocean - the 21st century, but we live as if under Tsar Gorokh!
6. When I lost my Python and went on Google to look for it - I found out everything about closures and iterators, but I did not find a snake. With grief, I asked Grocery Google to find me an apple, but when I reached page 32, I realized that the Americans seemed to be eating laptops.
7. Google’s lack of professionalism just kills - I went to the counter and said that with my Google Sketchup I also want Google SB Burger, potatoes and a milkshake. At the simplest request - their saleswoman fell into a trance and gasped for another three minutes. Would fire!
8. Google Books could not find a single check.
9. The talking moose on the banner said that I was a millionth visitor and asked for my credit card number, and Google Chrome forbade me to enter it.
10. I searched for the name of the largest number, and Google mockingly mocked, repeating: “Google! Googol! Googol! ”
11. The Google Network Accelerator was completely useless when fishing.
12. On GoogleBlogs HabraBogs were never found.
13. I asked Gugol // “where is my darling?” // Gugol offered me less ... // at $ 4.95 per minute ...
14. Google Chrome promised me a “simplified design that makes work easier”, I launched it 128 times, and the boss is all still insists on a 23-hour working day ...
15. Google said it would take electricity from the OCEANS! And do these people hire doctors of science ?! Buy someone a movie for them, let them know what happens when you put a toaster in the bathroom!
16. When I search for Google Audio “oh yeah baby” and “das east fantastic”, I can’t find any video I need on YouTube!
17. I hired a lawyer to sue Google, but I was forbidden to use this word. I sued Company G, but Gucci sued my remaining money.
18. Out of spite, I made up my mind and still typed “google” on Google, but the Internet did not break.
[all of the above is purely my personal opinion]
Yoi Haji,
view from Habr