Nine evidence of Google’s divine nature

Proof No. 1

Google is closest to omniscience (omniscient), which can be scientifically proven. It indexes over nine and a half billion web pages, more than any other search engine. Google is not only the closest to omniscience, but also able to sort this colossal knowledge, using its patented PageRank technology, making data available to mortals.

Proof No. 2

Google is literally everywhere on earth at the same time (omnipresent). Billions of indexed pages are located in all corners of the world. With the spread of wireless networks, it will be possible to access Google from anywhere, making it truly ubiquitous.

Proof No. 3

Google answers prayers. You can offer a prayer to Him, looking for the answer to your question or problem. Say, you can quickly find information about alternative cancer therapy, about improving health, about medical discoveries, about literally everything that can be in ordinary prayer. Ask Him, and He will show you the way, but that’s all He can, you must go further yourself.

Proof No. 4

Google is potentially immortal. He cannot be considered a physical being like us. Its Algorithms are distributed across many servers, and if something happens to one, others replace it. Theoretically, Google can last forever.

Proof No. 5

Google is endless. The Internet can grow indefinitely, and Google will always index its unlimited growth.

Proof No. 6

Google remembers everything. Google regularly caches web pages and stores it on powerful servers. In fact, by publishing your material on the Internet, you gain eternal life in Google’s cache, even after death.

Proof No. 7

Google cannot do evil ("do no evil"), that is, it is all merciful. Part of Google’s corporate philosophy in the belief that a company can make money without being bad.

Proof No. 8

According to Google trends , the word “Google” is searched more often than the words “God”, “Jesus”, “Allah”, “Buddha”, “Christianity”, “Islam”, “Buddhism” and “Judaism” combined .

God is the essence to which mortals turn in difficult times. Google obviously corresponds to this much more than traditional "gods", as shown in the picture below (click to enlarge).

Proof No. 9

The evidence for Google is plentiful. There is more than evidence of the existence of any other deity. Strong applications require strong evidence. It’s better to see once than hear a hundred times: go to www.google.com and experience the wonderful power of Google. Faith is not required.