Product Reviews for the Oligarchs

    Just half an hour ago, in a conversation with former colleague Anton Blagoveshchensky, the idea was born: why, in the presence of sites designed exclusively for the rich and selling ultra-expensive products, there are no corresponding reviews and tests? A sick fantasy reacted instantly. After all, people should be guided by something, buying planes, islands and football teams! So, I believe, reviews of such products might well look something like this:

    “... Especially the manufacturer succeeded in seats, but the right side of the cockpit is excessively cluttered, which will create unnecessary interface problems for the owner. In particular, the wing stall indicator (AUASP) is located in the area of ​​the co-pilot’s right knee, which makes it somewhat difficult to assess the air situation and can lead to tragedy. We hope that an updated version of this aircraft will be released soon, where this shortcoming will be eliminated.

    The steering wheel, in turn, turns with a well-felt effort, although it has good feedback. Well, this is both a plus and a minus - let Lockheed Martin pay attention to it. In general, the device is a strong middling ... "

    “... The package bundle of this Pacific island, alas, disappointed: no additional communication cables (except for standard high-voltage wires and several towers), or a second electrical substation. On the other hand, there are about a hundred people from the local population, which partly justifies such a high price ... "

    " ... The general impression about our today's test at the test deteriorated to an end when right winger suddenly ceased to respond to voice commands. Perhaps the fact is that we came across a pretty well-used engineering sample (recall, we are not the first to test Chelsea in this composition), but most likely the trouble lies in production defects, so get ready for some expenses ... "

    via TheHomePage.ru

    Also popular now: