If politicians worked in the service center ...

    - Hello! I bought a Winchester from you last week - and so, yesterday it rattled, and after a reboot it is not even recognized anymore. Here is the warranty card, check. I would like to change it.
    - Hello! You have come to the address! We now just lack such direct appeals from places that would allow us to reveal the abscesses of society that have been aging for years! It's time to deal with this problem, identify the forces that oppose the establishment of order in this matter, and finally eliminate all the obstacles that prevent ordinary citizens of our country from freely expressing their will and improving their skills in modern technology, especially in connection with the current situation in the sphere ...
    - Uh, excuse me ... I say, I would change the screw ...
    - Of course! Undoubtedly! After all, we all understand that this item that you hold in your hands is not just a product of foreign industry, built on an unequal distribution of world technological and financial resources! First of all, the current situation is an expression of huge accumulated problems - both in our country and in the world as a whole! Today ...
    - Change today? Fine!
    - I say, today the moment is ripe when it is time to rethink the numerous particular cases of small and seemingly insignificant problems, which are actually systematic manifestations of the supersystem properties of a holistic value system that has long been discredited on a global scale! And this is especially critical precisely in today's situation, when numerous manifestations ...
    - Stop! Will you change the screw ?!
    - You can’t see the forests behind the trees! It is this short-sighted behavior in the recent past that has led us to the very edge of a disastrous, I’m not afraid of this word, catastrophic situation, when decisions made to please a limited circle of people who do not take into account the real personalities of the management system ...
    - So, I understand, there’s nothing to talk to you ! Where is your director here ?!
    - You can submit an application to the Commission on the Rights of Offended Investors, Unfinished Summer Residents and Unsatisfied Housekeepers on the reception days of the Deputy Chairman of the Council of Assistants to the Office of the General Assembly of the Federal Authority on ...
    - NO! I do not want any statement, investors, deliverers and other shakiness! Where is the director’s office?!?!
    “Of course, I can take you to the Office of Emergency Cases Closed Beyond the Limitations ...
    ” “ Oooooo (turning my eyes counterclockwise, swinging a foreign industrial product ...)

    And then, quite by accident strolling towards the corporate premises for sanitary and hygienic purposes, which is under the operational control of the Chairman ... (well, in general, it doesn’t matter ... he went to the toilet in short ...), the Corporation’s Director General, Great and Mighty, Good and Simple and everyone, joins the conversation, and every and every i.

    - Well, what have you got here (smiling good-naturedly with a branded 25-watt smile from Ilyich’s cunning light bulb)
    - There you go ! The screw has burned down! But he doesn’t want to change!
    - Yeah, so you from the place, comrade? Very good! (takes it by the arm) This is just such direct communication, on a short, so to speak, foot with the very vertical of power and is currently the most urgent, most important and urgent process in our system, which we must certainly and unconditionally support all - I repeat - at all levels of government!

    A curtain.

    Behind the doublet curtain, strikes are heard on the floor of a product of foreign industry and the head of a limp representative of the local public.

    PS The author of this work is the new haberman Dormy. He asked me to publish it, because I myself could not add a topic even to “I'm smart” (although it seems that you can even get there with zero karma). So if you liked it - help him add a little more rights to Habré.

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