How to save a princess using 8 (+45) programming languages ​​on Friday

Original author: Mart Vircus
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You have javascript. You spend several hours collecting libraries, setting up a node, and building a framework for the castle. By the time you figure out the framework, the fort will already be abandoned, and the princess will move to another castle.



You have S. You have a library for the castle and for the princess. Attack! You save the princess, her dog, her entire wardrobe and everything she has ever eaten. Fuck, have I really forgotten null-terminator?



You have C #. You spend several hours writing all your salvation in one LINQ QUERY. You give up and go to StackOverflow and ask John Skeet (or VladD) to save the princess for you.



You have Java. You quickly translate the rescue of the princess into production. You discover that you downloaded two versions of the castle and forgot the princess.



You have Lisp.



You have a Go. We do not support the rescue of captured princesses, but we have freed princesses in the standard Bible ... Stop, is this a princess from the Java panel?



You have Pascal. You announce the princess, castle and plan of salvation. You decide to drink and forget about selling.



You have PHP. You have to save the princess ... in PHP ...

PS And what YaP do you use to save the princess?

PPS What weapon could different programming languages

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