Gangbang, a protein window and poker with dancers: Robots office dictionary



    In some groups, their own internal vocabulary is born (especially if people come together cheerful, and relations between colleagues develop informal). We also have our own slang and internal memes - we share the first part of the office vocabulary of Robots :)

    Houston - a corporate e-mail box that receives messages about any problems
    Example: “In any obscure situation, write to Houston”

    Gangbang is a common place for communication and generally any types of electronic relationships.
    Examples of topics on gangbang:“Foot”, “Mom will miss!”, “Lada without light”, “Slippers and a plaid”, “Day of pink robots”, “HELLO debauch!”, “Fife o'clock, sir!”, “Press the mobile”, “If you drink herring with milk, then you can no longer wash strawberries”, “Who doesn’t sleep and who has iOS7”, “Sweets and pies instead of blackjack and whores”, “I created a go to the meeting room for pizza!”, “After the conference in stellar rhinoceros "," watch over the Internet "," Operation Ass on the red "," not in the rotor! "

    " Poker and dancers " - the official name of the intranet, its origin is obliged robo Bender from 'Futurama', who said: "I will build your amusement park with blackjack and hookers", and we built our - with poker and dancers.

    “Boys for Healthy Lifestyle - a local movement for a healthy lifestyle, which some Redmadrobot designers are adherents to

    HLS-brawl - a corporate party with pizza, hamburgers and Coca-Cola



    Zhirno! - In contrast to the meaning that is widespread among the average representatives of the creative class, it is understood the opposite: harmful, bad, alarm!
    Example: “- How do you like this slider to send a payment instead of a button? - Fat! ”

    image“ I wouldn’t be an analyst if I didn’t face danger ” - the motto of business analyst Wild_Sam (pictured)

    Upload - transmit information, tell, explain
    Example: “ Now we need to go and grind it all into Anya ”

    Mimic- To make excessively small - right up to mi-mi-mi - important interface elements. It is often combined with the classic “Make my logo bigger!”
    Example: “Tie with mimimation, make my logo bigger!”

    Dohreniliard - very very very much

    “Again the protein window” - a condition when the technological director’s body is in urgent need of nutrients
    Example: “- Sasha, are you eating white flesh again ?! “I can’t help myself, the protein window has opened.”

    Throwing myself out of the protein window is a joke of unsportsmanlike developers.

    Dragging pixels
    Example: “- Please do it faster!” “I can’t do it faster, I’m working, not dragging pixels”

    Pedal- create a working program code
    Example: “I have a meeting, and then I will start pedaling”

    Grind the feature - implement

    Student's functionality - a frivolous approach to workflows
    Example: “Will we work normally or will we continue this studenthip?”



    Machuriti - done in an adult way
    Example : “But it’s already machuriti” A

    pornographer - a plotter Canon imagePROGRAF
    Example: “Bring it out on a pornographer ...” A



    prenode on demolitions - we ’re about to make a job offer
    Example: “- Maybe we should also look for a BA? - What are you talking about? ”

    Tlen FM- protracted pessimistic speeches on the fly
    Example: Turned on fm decay

    FYI ASAP - these abbreviations (For Your Information and As Soon As Possible) are usually not used together, but when you need to “do something quicker with this,” any tools will do attract attention

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