Partisan Developer Reader (Combating Corporate Degenerates)
The role and tasks of the struggle of the world community with degenerative manifestations in society.
Classification and description of degenerates.
Hello my dear reader. The section of anthology presented to your attention describes the insanity that is happening in corporations / companies and how to deal with it. The struggle for a just cause, for the benefit of ourselves and with the reproach, of the degenerates so unloved by us.
It will not be a secret for anyone that degenerates in large and medium-sized companies are quite common, or rather, "bloom in the flowers." Visually, the corporate degenerate species (we will combine them under this name) has evolved from the following basic types:
- boss \ boss - a person who created a company at one time, but ceased to follow matters, to delve into the inner life. A competent manager will shift his duties to deputies \ pomps \ managers and they will perform their duties, an illiterate will simply shift. This species, unknowingly gives rise to the following type of corporate degenerates. Strong degenerate .
- small / medium manager - a creature that has broken out into the “upper” echelons of power as a result of soft priests and soft tongues. Narrow-faced degenerate . It's not a fact that this miscarriage will be able to jump somewhere above the current bar, not everyone needs soft tongues and supple buttocks. But they monitor their corporate “purity” very seriously. A subordinate who imagines to doubt any qualities of a narrow-faced degenerate is threatened by all the punishments of heaven, earth, and those that have not yet been invented.
- Degenerate employees are small leaks that have not yet been fully developed or are waiting in the wings for their next worthless undertaking: transferring to small / medium managers with the goal of feeding additional fat.
Degenerate, in essence, is a sexless creature - “it”, it does not matter who it is in a woman or man’s life, when it becomes degenerate, gender differences disappear. Perhaps it is in life and is not a complete asshole and a freak, and talking with him is quite nice. It’s only worth leaving these snot for personal life, here - production, labor, and not a gay club - “blow the lower one and spread your buttocks in front of the one in front”.
Identification of degenerates.
There are several well-established ways to identify corporate degenerates, according to characteristic signs:
- “He is always the smartest / well-read / educated”, despite the fact that he reads only shit-forums, coupled with cosmopolitan, and he read the only technical book in his first year at a food-and-food technical school.
- “He is always right”, even if wrong (s). He never makes mistakes in work, because in his “limitless sphere”, if he is not the Lord God, then Steve Jobs is 100%.
- “This is done by me!”. Assigning for him the results of someone else's activity is a trifling matter. After all, only he can carry out such a competent movement in the competent direction of activity. And you are my dear reader, but what are you? You are a good specialist, you will be patted on the head, patted on the cheek. At best, they will suck on a candy. And that’s it; What did you expect? Worldwide recognition, respect, and a girl from Playboy?
- “My knowledge is limitless.” Well, yes, of course, where would it be without this. It’s just like 2 pennies and stems from his “higher education” and the first paragraph.
- "Power and money." The sequential combination of these two words may vary, depending on the location of the stars, menstruation or PMS. If it comes to these two points, the corporate degenerate can even rape a goat, in such poses for which the inhabitants of Sodom and Gamora lacked imagination. Only more often he runs to the pharmacy across the road to buy Vaseline, to maintain "active-friendly" relations with the bosses who nurtured him.
- “Bulldog mode. (Spraying with saliva).” Woe to the “lower” creature that does not meet its goals. “It” will sprinkle with saliva, stomp legs, as if the child was not given candy, although he already ate a couple of kilograms. It is worth noting an important detail: the greater the level of degradation, the stronger the “stomp”, but “it” will not talk to you “directly”, looking in the eye; it prefers to send you a nasty little letter by e-mail \ icq, but “it” will not be able to talk to you, explaining the full extent of your fall and gouging.
- “IBD (Simulator of violent activity)” - separately this symptom cannot be seen in nature, only together with any of the above six. Posuti is a stormy activity out of nothing and for nothing, when the dog has nothing to do, she licks her loins. When the degenerate has nothing to do, and the forums are re-read, it is worth straining someone with work: you need to work at work, and nothing else. This situation is quite common: today you need to fill out some documents, tomorrow others, the day after tomorrow some more. About the first, everything is already forgotten. We are “developing” further! You can not "stomp" on the spot. This farce is intended only for one thing - to show the higher authorities that “it” is doing something and is not in vain eating its bread.
Harm caused by degenerates.
The harm caused by degenerates for the company is quite significant and only at first glance it seems that some work is being done and something is “being carried out”. Firstly, it, as a highly developed creature, knows how to optimize and conduct any process “kosher”. It does not matter if minor steps are “thrown out” of the process, but this will lead to “productivity”. It will draw an extra piece of paper and once again let drool of emotion. Is this not the highest happiness, my dear reader ?! However, our degenerate will not calm down on this, he will intensively hint that you are working poorly, while trying to make you work overtime, unscheduled. If you had the opportunity, you would have been forced to drag a cot and work 25 hours a day, 7 days a week. Someone is surprised that in the day 25 hours? Nothing, just need to get up on one, just one hour earlier. As a result of such actions, the health of subordinates will be undermined, productivity will increase, only the growth of such productivity will be with a minus sign. And of course, “it” loves different reports so passionately. It doesn’t matter that the books report that the developer, distracted from the work, will be able to return to it in normal mode after 30 minutes at least. 30 minutes for a report + 30 minutes for a return to work + 30 minutes for another incoherent report of a total company, 90 minutes (or an hour and a half) of your working time are missing, my reader. Everyone loses from such “dances”. It doesn’t matter that the books report that the developer, distracted from the work, will be able to return to it in normal mode after 30 minutes at least. 30 minutes for a report + 30 minutes for a return to work + 30 minutes for another incoherent report of a total company, 90 minutes (or an hour and a half) of your working time are missing, my reader. Everyone loses from such “dances”. It doesn’t matter that the books report that the developer, distracted from the work, will be able to return to it in normal mode after 30 minutes at least. 30 minutes for a report + 30 minutes for a return to work + 30 minutes for another incoherent report of a total company, 90 minutes (or an hour and a half) of your working time are missing, my reader. Everyone loses from such “dances”.
It’s worth drawing a line, because the damage caused by degenerates can be calculated in volumes of the great Soviet encyclopedia. I can only say one thing: the main goal is to bring into the work as much confusion as possible, as much chaos as possible, as much as possible to destabilize the work of the entire company. The harm can be colossal.
Ways to combat degenerates (moral).
Degenerate does not like "open" conversations, it believes that in this way "power and authority is lost before the workers." Based on this, you can:
- Ignore his “messagi” (do not waste your time on empty and worthless “chatter”). To the next e-mail, you can add a superior to the copy (if he is not aware of all this bacchanalia), with a question from the category: “Is it necessary?”.
- Going to work “step forward” if you really need / need this work. Thus, you can put him “in a dead end." It is worth noting that this is a rather slippery and difficult way. Very often you will not be able to use it.
- Try to discredit him in the person of the higher authorities, showing how good you are, but “it” is schmuck.
- Throw a letter of resignation to the table. Purely pragmatic approach. If nothing else can be squeezed out of work, why waste time?
A whole series of methods can be proposed, but in most cases it is worth acting according to circumstances, and they, at times, change at a catastrophic rate. Therefore, together we read Sun Tzu, Arthashastra, Machiavelli and everything related to war, control and conflicts.
And do not forget that only development will save you, my dear reader, from a degenerative fall. Do not be like the weakest of this world.
The following sections will discuss ways to combat degenerates in a technical “context”.