Features of the life of residents in the village "Neglupovka"

    "To think that truth (shinjitsu) is good,
    and fiction (mustache) is bad,
    means not to understand the changes
    taking place in the world."


    “You don’t have a valley here, the climate is different ...” The

    young inquisitive mind of the “new specialist” must have repeatedly turned to the special economic zone, but simply to the silicone valley of the town of Neglupova, that is, Dubna Naukograd. A lot of words were said about this valley both by the highest ranks of power and the lowest.

    For reference;

    Technical-innovative special economic zonein Dubna, it is created to attract investors and provide conditions for research and development, the creation of prototypes and production of pilot batches of high-tech products in accordance with the priority areas of scientific, technical and innovative activity, experimental development, testing and training assigned to the city. Dubna as a science city of the Russian Federation by Decree of the President of the Russian Federation of December 21, 2001 No. 1472. Particular attention will be paid to the development of activities in the field of information technology and nuclear physics technologies.

    Special, free or special economic zone(abbreviated as SEZ or SEZ) - a limited territory with a special legal status in relation to the rest of the territory and favorable economic conditions for national and / or foreign entrepreneurs. The main goal of creating such zones is to solve the strategic tasks of the development of the state as a whole or a separate territory: foreign trade, general economic, social, regional and scientific and technical problems.

    Residents are companies whose offices are located in the SEZ.


    Generally cheers! The zone stands and flaunts on the banks of the Volga River and boldly looks into our bright future and residents even live in it. A curious viewer boldly looks at the zone, news from our SEZs fly and laudatory articles are written.

    But how in fact, in a simple everyday way, the life of a simple resident has chosen the village of Neglupovka as his residence, that is, the Dubna SEZ, as his residence?

    For a simple resident of the city of Dubna, the zone is rather a mirage, it stands for itself and stands on the left bank of the Volga, getting to it is inconvenient. The second bridge, which will be “laid” in the village of Neglupovka, was promised, but they won’t be built - the money ran out.

    However, where does the layman? Young specialists working in this zone will not get used to, they will get - in extreme cases, they will reach by bike. Dubna is a city of cyclists.

    This is all nonsense, the main thing is that you, as a resident, do not fall buckets on your head. What? It also happened!

    In the company "Agave" the false ceiling fell and a bucket fell out of it. Thank God, not a single resident was beaten. By the way, the bucket on the false ceiling was set by the guest workers - as the roof was leaking. But on the fact that they are gostrabaytera in order to “repair” the leaking roofs with buckets.

    In general, gostrabayters in the zone have a separate story. They not only practically built this zone with their labor hands, they also take a lively part in her life. So they live in trailers in the area, wash themselves on the Volga River with a beautiful view of the right bank of Dubna, and for “prevention” they dig paper in the toilets - and live well and life is good!
    By the way about the roofs, we have not finished yet .... Roofs in the village of Neglupovka is a separate category. After all, in fact, not all residents are only great, many have cars, but you cannot drive to the building by car! Guess why? That's right - the roof collapses at the underground parking.
    By the way, it is reliably known that Tajiks are tearing paper from toilets - but who stole a normal wall from the office of one technical director?

    The fact that his wall was actually made of drywall, he learned just in the 30-degree frost. Yes, it’s exactly the wall between the street and the technical director. And she is from the drywall. But you can get used to the 30-degree frost - in principle, everyone goes to the street anyway, since smoking rooms are not provided in Neglupovka. But in the bar they pour beer - for the parable is close to the people - the programmer is not a programmer without beer.

    As we wrote above, the village of Neglupovka is located on the picturesque bank of the Volga, far from residential areas, and the landscape, apart from the Tajiks washing in the river, is complemented by mountains of broken glass and any other construction rubbish.

    The security in Neglupovka is strict, they won’t let people pass without documents - only with toilet paper will they let them out. Somehow, the security guard kicked out one analyst from work at 12 o’clock in the morning (he had American customers, he was at a rally with them) because they were told that no one should be in the building after 8 pm - then of course the security chief apologized.

    Once one resident asked a very simple question, it was back in 2007.

    Question: This year we have already encountered the problem of traffic jams - in a tunnel, on a dam. And when another third of the city will increase, what shall we do?

    Answer: The SEZ project, on the one hand, of course, increases the load, but, on the other hand, it makes it possible to solve urgent problems that have still not been solved in other ways.
    The expansion of the dam bridge and the reconstruction of the tunnel were designed. Funds for the reconstruction of these two facilities are provided for in the federal budget. The work will begin as early as next year, and it is planned to do it fairly quickly.

    In addition, a number of roads are being reconstructed and built as part of the project to create a special economic zone. The new road has been expanded and reconstructed. It will be extended past the rembaza with a trip to Savelovo. Roads will be built along the streets of Popov and Vokzalnaya to the New Industrial Zone (to the New Road). Reconstruction of roads along Zhukovsky and Makarenko streets, from the dam to Khlebozavodskaya street, has begun. The continuation of the road along Volodarsky Street to the Southern Ditch and further to the new Sports Palace will be built. A number of roads will also be built in the area of ​​the Russian Programming Center.

    A new bridge over the Volga has been designed. This is a big project, and there is no information when it is fully implemented. But according to those plans, according to the opportunities that we have, no deterioration in transport links due to the creation of a special economic zone is expected.

    In the yard in 2010 - the situation with traffic jams has not changed.

    What is this post about, you think? About the bucket, about the plaster wall from the side of the street, or about the mythical bridge over the Volga? In principle, of course, little problems are not visible and “big” people should not solve them.

    Residents have beer in the bar, but there are no payment terminals, and the city still needs to be finished. Residents have a status, but there is no normal parking. Buckets fall on their heads and their walls are made of drywall - but the Tajiks with their toilet paper are very funny people. All these are trifles - but who would know how important individual cogs are in the good functioning of one large mechanism.

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