Internet to sell - no joke

Engaged in the Yandex Local Network project, the regional development department constantly monitors the sites of providers in our vast country. There, tireless telecom operators solve their most important task: how to sell us Internet access.

Today is the right day to share with you some of the finds - what we sometimes see on these sites, April 1 looks appropriate and even elegant. However, this is not a joke, but the real texts posted on provider resources. We are sure that you will also appreciate the filigree work of naming Internet tariffs.

Let's start with the local network of Krasnogorsk " Ventum.ru "



March 20 the company received a new batch of "white" the IP-addresses. So you can sell air.

The company " Factorial " against such complications. She offers Chelyabinsk citizens to connect to the Internet just like that, for free.

The Prudok network group in Yekaterinburg, on the contrary, wants to see wealthy people among its subscribers. For them, the “Solid Tycoon” tariff has been created. The line of unlimited tariffs is called “Moped”, probably because of similar speeds (or did they just “post an announcement”?).

In Yekaterinburg, the Novator Internet service provider with the “Try to Reboot” tariff offers previous companies to compete with it in the attractive price per megabyte.

Lawlessness can be indignant, but you can boast. The " green point " in Stavropol knows how to lure with lawlessness.

As you call a yacht, it will sail. Real Siberians from Novosibirsk were called “ Realnets ” and their tariffs are corresponding.

Pyatigorsk Megalog-Plus , thanks to spring, grass and medicines, is more friendly.

Let's distract from disputes. Perform a simple arithmetic operation : 1/3 + 1 + 2 + 4. How many megabits did you get?

And some providers used to be speech therapists. Try to pronounce the names of tariffs. Imagine that you are working in a call center.

Reception of interesting tariffs and provider oddities is open in the comments from this moment to infinity. Send your findings.

Castle Specialists