March 19, 2009 at 11:53As a freelancer customer hired. Russian folktale
You, Lancer, my life will be good, - not so much work, how much you will rest!
In the morning you will become as it should - before the light. You will find sites with an Internet, you will drop me an e-mail and -
sleep, relax!
You’ll process the photos, take artifacts on them -
sleep, relax!
You will clean the old project from bugs - we and the programmers will sit down, and you -
sleep, relax!
After that, new bugs will pop up, fix it and -
sleep, relax!
It will be necessary to find a little new working material, only 300 megs, and then -
sleep, relax!
You will find the material, you will process it in Photoshop. Designers and I will watch, and you -
sleep, relax!
In the evening, make a layout, throw it to us, and you -
sleep, relax!
You’ll make a banner for the boss’s wife - it’s tomorrow, and -
sleep, rest!
Let's skype with you on Skype, but let’s go to sleep. And you, Lancer, oversleep day-to-day rest-in what night will you sleep?
At night, install new libraries on the server and again -
sleep, relax!
Well, in the morning you make up the pages you need - you link to the finished one and -
sleep, relax!
Why, Lancer, not in vain. I will pay money. Every year for the ruble! Think by yourself. One hundred years - one hundred rubles. You will become rich!
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In the morning you will become as it should - before the light. You will find sites with an Internet, you will drop me an e-mail and -
sleep, relax!
You’ll process the photos, take artifacts on them -
sleep, relax!
You will clean the old project from bugs - we and the programmers will sit down, and you -
sleep, relax!
After that, new bugs will pop up, fix it and -
sleep, relax!
It will be necessary to find a little new working material, only 300 megs, and then -
sleep, relax!
You will find the material, you will process it in Photoshop. Designers and I will watch, and you -
sleep, relax!
In the evening, make a layout, throw it to us, and you -
sleep, relax!
You’ll make a banner for the boss’s wife - it’s tomorrow, and -
sleep, rest!
Let's skype with you on Skype, but let’s go to sleep. And you, Lancer, oversleep day-to-day rest-in what night will you sleep?
At night, install new libraries on the server and again -
sleep, relax!
Well, in the morning you make up the pages you need - you link to the finished one and -
sleep, relax!
Why, Lancer, not in vain. I will pay money. Every year for the ruble! Think by yourself. One hundred years - one hundred rubles. You will become rich!
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