April 30, 2008 at 16:36May 14th: Freelancer Day! What I want to give you ...
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I've read and thought. We should congratulate freelancers, a holiday after all, and gifts are needed.
I know that you very often have different problems, force majeure, etc. Based on this, I made a list.
So, what would I like to give to freelancers:
1. Mobile phone + paid plan for a year from any telecom operator, if desired.
This is terrible, but it seems to me that there is some kind of global conspiracy of mobile operators against freelancers - when the deadline comes, they turn off the phones, write off all the money from the account ...
- hello, yes my cellphone died when I called the operator, they said that I have a big debt for payment, so I could not call you all this week ...
2. 4, and preferably 5 fully charged and ready-to-use batteries for mobile phones.
Here, apparently, there is a conspiracy of tube manufacturers - they sell phones to freelancers, whose battery is always discharged in the middle of a conversation and then they cannot continue the conversation ...
- hi, I left the city, forgot to charge and the phone died, I still have a battery - it keeps charging two hours ...
3. Tablets: burden, activated carbon.
For some reason, in supermarkets, shops and just in the market, freelancers sell only expired products, and as a result, poisoning ... ~ 1 time in 2 months.
- hi, I was not in touch for 4 days, because I was haunted by some city, now I’m barely crawling and just managed to turn on the computer, now I’ll do everything ...
4. Flashing light on the car.
There are terrible traffic jams everywhere, special traffic police patrols block the way for freelancers, they do not miss them for important meetings, in the office, at home. They are specially caught and taken away in an unknown direction.
- hello, I'm in a traffic jam now, I’ll call you back when I get home ...
/ after 6 hours / - the subscriber is not a subscriber, call back later
/ in a couple of days / - see point 1.
What else would I remember ...
I know that there are responsible people among freelancers . Thank you very much.
I've read and thought. We should congratulate freelancers, a holiday after all, and gifts are needed.
I know that you very often have different problems, force majeure, etc. Based on this, I made a list.
So, what would I like to give to freelancers:
1. Mobile phone + paid plan for a year from any telecom operator, if desired.
This is terrible, but it seems to me that there is some kind of global conspiracy of mobile operators against freelancers - when the deadline comes, they turn off the phones, write off all the money from the account ...
- hello, yes my cellphone died when I called the operator, they said that I have a big debt for payment, so I could not call you all this week ...
2. 4, and preferably 5 fully charged and ready-to-use batteries for mobile phones.
Here, apparently, there is a conspiracy of tube manufacturers - they sell phones to freelancers, whose battery is always discharged in the middle of a conversation and then they cannot continue the conversation ...
- hi, I left the city, forgot to charge and the phone died, I still have a battery - it keeps charging two hours ...
3. Tablets: burden, activated carbon.
For some reason, in supermarkets, shops and just in the market, freelancers sell only expired products, and as a result, poisoning ... ~ 1 time in 2 months.
- hi, I was not in touch for 4 days, because I was haunted by some city, now I’m barely crawling and just managed to turn on the computer, now I’ll do everything ...
4. Flashing light on the car.
There are terrible traffic jams everywhere, special traffic police patrols block the way for freelancers, they do not miss them for important meetings, in the office, at home. They are specially caught and taken away in an unknown direction.
- hello, I'm in a traffic jam now, I’ll call you back when I get home ...
/ after 6 hours / - the subscriber is not a subscriber, call back later
/ in a couple of days / - see point 1.
What else would I remember ...
I know that there are responsible people among freelancers . Thank you very much.