What you should not do on your first day at Microsoft
At the end of the first working day, I drove out of my parking space and accidentally hit a Lexus parked in the back. "Wonderful, the first day at work, and I already hit someone's cool car." I left a note with an apology, phone number, e-mail, and an explanation that I was ready to pay all the repair costs.
The next day, I came to work and saw in my inbox a letter from Bill Gates. "Blah, I hit Bill Gates's wheelbarrow!"
To my joy, he wrote that Iprayednot to worry about this.
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