Seth Godin "How to Drive Traffic to Your Blog"

Seth Godin's blog ran into an interesting 2006 article: “How to Drive Traffic to Your Blog . ”
Set, as always, is paradoxical, frivolous, plays with words and contradicts himself. However, despite the apparent paradox, these recommendations are practical, witty and, most importantly, effective.
Below I publish my translation. The text is given in full, with the exception of a few puns that lose their meaning in translation.
- Use lists.
- Be more relevant ... Write posts that will be read immediately.
- Do not stop learning to be an expert in your field
- Do not post news.
- Do not pursue relevance ... Write posts that will be interesting to read in a year.
- First, make your blog the best in any topic, and then encourage others to blog on the same topic.
- Do not miss the opportunity to demonstrate that you are an expert in your field - people will appreciate it and will trust you.
- Post the news.
- Write short, expressive posts.
- Encourage your readers to vote for you on the Technorati top list.
- Do not write about your cats, lovers and children.
- Write long, expanded posts.
- Write about your children.
- Be a bully. Do not be afraid to slander other bloggers and even post this slander as comments on their blogs (of course, setting links to yourself).
- Be flattering. Link others - some will reciprocate.
- Put voting, counters and other baits on the blog.
- Tag your posts. Use del.ico.us.
- Come up with some new term, or rather a couple.
- Interview the celebrity by email.
- Answer your inbox regularly.
- Post photos on your blog. Best obscene.
- Be an anonymous.
- Encourage readers to add your posts to digg (as well as furl and reddit). Do it with every post.
- Add your photos on flickr.
- Encourage your readers to subscribe via RSS.
- Spend a month-long training course with your readers, starting with the basics.
- Include comments and your blog will turn into a place of lively discussion.
- Make your newly-joined readers understand your posts.
- Post the best blog posts on the Squidoo lens (Squidoo - English-language social network - approx. D.X).
- Talk about useful, but little-known resources on the blog.
- Write about some nonsense that is interesting to most modern readers, for example, gadgets and web 2.0.
- Write about Google.
- Put on the blog an advertisement that will be more interesting than the content of the blog itself.
- Do not include comments, people will litter the post with their answers.
- Include a dozen trackbacks in your posts on a dozen posts from other blogs and then you will definitely be noticed.
- Stop advertising.
- Constantly improve your blog template so that it includes all possible gadgets.
- Write about blogging.
- Never miss an opportunity to use someone else's good idea.
- Invent a new direction in art.
- Write on weekdays - more readers.
- Write on different topics and then readers will not be bored.
- Write on weekends - fewer competitors.
- Do not insert a lot of links in your posts.
- Dress up your blog (fonts and design) as flawlessly as you would dress yourself when going on a date with a stranger.
- Edit yourself. Ruthlessly.
- Do not use the reader’s attention to promote yourself, your business, your books or projects.
- Be patient.
- Add blog updates for indexing in technorati. Perhaps someone smarter than me can tell you how to do this automatically.
- Write only on one topic, reveal it in as much detail as possible and you will be recognized as an authority in this area.
- Write in English.
- Better write in Chinese.
- Write about some little-known nonsense - it will be interesting to the fanatical minority.
- Don't be boring.
- Write any nonsense that people will read and distribute.
Source: Marketing Blog