November 10, 2011 at 16:38Do-Ra. Dosimeter in a mobile phone
On September 1, 2011, a complete stranger called me.
“Vladimir Yelin,” he introduced himself. - I just returned from the Crimea and I have a patent.
Patent for dosimeter-radiometer device DO-RA for mobile phones, smartphones.
- Vadim, you will not write a program for the iPhone?
I grinned and reached into the appStore with a dosimetry request.
To my amazement, the store issued only 5 entries. The first application turned out to be honest and measured the level of decibels.
The rest were Kashpirovsky-Chumak miracle programs and measured gamma radiation on the iPhone camera. The aura of impeccability of the reviewers from Cupertino has dissipated.
“Continuing the conversation,” I quoted Carlson.
Customer announced dead-line: September 24, Do-Ra talk in Tokyo.
It is the capital of Japan.
-Vladimir, but what to stick in the iPhone? And where? I asked.
The customer honestly admitted that there is nothing in nature besides a patent. The word graphene suddenly flashed in a conversation. I tensed up. Advance 200,000 rubles. I relaxed and instantly agreed.
The program on the sketches of the designer was written in.
In parallel, Andrei Shvedov earned money from the planet Zhelezyaka.
He dismantled the SBM21 Geiger household counter. The signal from the span of the gamma-ray counter gives out in the form of an electric current. The voltage level of the signal was cut off to 2 volts and through the audio jack was stuck in the upper left iPhone socket. The iPhone grunted and issued a sine wave on the application screen. Yes
For debugging, we used the old German fascist compass, which gave an excellent level of radiation. Different from the natural background. Look at the compass in the photo and be proud of what formidable enemy we defeated in '45.
The guys BrerBeer and geekyvad at the next tables wrote analogues for the Android and Android tablet. A graduate of military fur Alexander Modenov took Mozart and made an option for WP7. Now we can compare these platforms in terms of development not from other people's words. And they did not betray Nokia - they were noted on the j2me field.
For testing, Vladimir bought us any device on demand. iPad 2, iPhone 4, Mozart, SE Android. The last device was designed to meet in Japan with Sonya.
Programs and a miracle device were ready by September 20. Fantasy. The report was read with success.
Now what?
Now it's time for Vladimir Yelin and his team to think about monetization and world fame.
The project leader went to storm Skolkovo. There is money, brains, connections.
Vladimir Elin is a good storyteller. I hope that after this article he will become the Habrazhitel and tell the IT world fascinating stories about his project, Skolkovo, Japan, radiation and cooperation with mathematicians and physicists. And programmers.
Afterword:
Hello, Vadim.
In the comments to your article on Habré, you suggested that perhaps patent experts miscalculated having issued a patent for a dosimeter. I work in the patent office and am examining applications for utility models and inventions. In fact, Vladimir Yelin’s patent is not for an invention, but for a utility model. In accordance with the Civil Code of the Russian Federation, part four does not search for utility models. Therefore, it is not surprising that he was granted a patent.
By the way, the patent number is 109625. You can find it here .
A UFO flew in and said:
I dedicate V. Elin to the guardians and give him the name Glavkosmos . Till the end of time.
“Vladimir Yelin,” he introduced himself. - I just returned from the Crimea and I have a patent.
Patent for dosimeter-radiometer device DO-RA for mobile phones, smartphones.
- Vadim, you will not write a program for the iPhone?
I grinned and reached into the appStore with a dosimetry request.
To my amazement, the store issued only 5 entries. The first application turned out to be honest and measured the level of decibels.
The rest were Kashpirovsky-Chumak miracle programs and measured gamma radiation on the iPhone camera. The aura of impeccability of the reviewers from Cupertino has dissipated.
“Continuing the conversation,” I quoted Carlson.
Customer announced dead-line: September 24, Do-Ra talk in Tokyo.
It is the capital of Japan.
-Vladimir, but what to stick in the iPhone? And where? I asked.
The customer honestly admitted that there is nothing in nature besides a patent. The word graphene suddenly flashed in a conversation. I tensed up. Advance 200,000 rubles. I relaxed and instantly agreed.
The program on the sketches of the designer was written in.
In parallel, Andrei Shvedov earned money from the planet Zhelezyaka.
He dismantled the SBM21 Geiger household counter. The signal from the span of the gamma-ray counter gives out in the form of an electric current. The voltage level of the signal was cut off to 2 volts and through the audio jack was stuck in the upper left iPhone socket. The iPhone grunted and issued a sine wave on the application screen. Yes
For debugging, we used the old German fascist compass, which gave an excellent level of radiation. Different from the natural background. Look at the compass in the photo and be proud of what formidable enemy we defeated in '45.
The guys BrerBeer and geekyvad at the next tables wrote analogues for the Android and Android tablet. A graduate of military fur Alexander Modenov took Mozart and made an option for WP7. Now we can compare these platforms in terms of development not from other people's words. And they did not betray Nokia - they were noted on the j2me field.
For testing, Vladimir bought us any device on demand. iPad 2, iPhone 4, Mozart, SE Android. The last device was designed to meet in Japan with Sonya.
Programs and a miracle device were ready by September 20. Fantasy. The report was read with success.
Now what?
Now it's time for Vladimir Yelin and his team to think about monetization and world fame.
The project leader went to storm Skolkovo. There is money, brains, connections.
Vladimir Elin is a good storyteller. I hope that after this article he will become the Habrazhitel and tell the IT world fascinating stories about his project, Skolkovo, Japan, radiation and cooperation with mathematicians and physicists. And programmers.
Afterword:
Hello, Vadim.
In the comments to your article on Habré, you suggested that perhaps patent experts miscalculated having issued a patent for a dosimeter. I work in the patent office and am examining applications for utility models and inventions. In fact, Vladimir Yelin’s patent is not for an invention, but for a utility model. In accordance with the Civil Code of the Russian Federation, part four does not search for utility models. Therefore, it is not surprising that he was granted a patent.
By the way, the patent number is 109625. You can find it here .
A UFO flew in and said:
I dedicate V. Elin to the guardians and give him the name Glavkosmos . Till the end of time.