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My story about Sberbank OnL @ yn

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My story about Sberbank OnL @ yn

    And so, let's say you have accumulated a small amount of money and you wanted to open a card and a deposit in Sberbank (because it is in your house and you did not deal with it before) (how to make it easier - it’s better to read here ohsh.habrahabr. com / blog / 86794 )
    We went to the nearest branch, stood in line for half an hour, opened a deposit, ordered a card, waited 5 (!) weeks , received a card.

    But do not go every time and jostle with grandmothers to stand in lines? We go to the office, we say that we want to connect this same Online. The girl in the window says "We still have a base not ready, here they promise from February!" # ^ *:% No.?:%! We call 8 800 555 5550, we ask - “Is this so?”, They say go to the ATM and get the identifier and passwords.

    We approach the ATM, print out the identifier and password, come home, go to the site, everything is ok! But how to transfer money from a card to a deposit? We call 8 800 555 5550, the operator reports something like "You need to go to the department and write a statement." @ * ($% ^ # ^. We are going to the office, all to the same girl who again says: “It’s impossible, the database is not ready!” Silently swearing, we’ll go to another office, the other girl will issue an identifier, the password will be sent for the first authorization by sms. # * @ $ ^ @ # $, who made up this horror ?! Indeed, everything is damp and not ready, we score for an indefinite period, it can work.

    Like everything, now we have 2 online, we don’t have to go anywhere else , it remains only to wait.

    Day off. Morning. We go in to check the money on the card.
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    What the fuck ****? We recruit acquaintances 8 800 555 5550, “Hello, why am I female?”, Enjoy the music, “You need to go to the department where you received the card and confirm your details.” We hang up, silently swearing.

    Sorry if it was hard to read, I'm sick ...

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