Lottery

Steve Ballmer has been sitting on the hub for the second hour and clicked on the words "erase" on the lottery ticket. The first two rectangles gave hope for a long-awaited invite, but the third time after time it was disappointing - the ticket turned into a white candy wrapper with a quote from a song twisted in the language.
Several times he wanted to spit on this lesson, but on the air every now and then a lucky man was announced who received an invitation. If you believe the sensations, there were at least three hundred such people, which was why it was doubly offensive.
“It seems that somewhere in this advertising campaign we were seriously miscalculated,” thought Steve and climbed over for a new ticket.