Julyata

Lottery is a good idea. But why do they win at the first attempt? Habr need new users? Open registration.
It will take half a year, or even more, before the especially gifted julyats leave in minus and stop spoiling a cozy habr.

Why, IE8? For what, Habr?

PS: it inspired:

“
- We have come to you,” the black one again began with the shock.
“First of all, who are we?”
“We are the new housekeeping of our house,” the
black man spoke in a restrained rage . “I am Schwonder, she is Vyazma, he is comrade pestrukhin and
sharovkin. And here we are ...
"" Did they put you into Saber’s apartment Fedor Pavlovich? ”
“ Us, ”said Schwonder.
“ God, the Kalabukhov house disappeared! ”Philipp exclaimed in despair.
Filippovich and threw up his hands.
“What are you laughing at, professor?”
- What is laughing there ?! I am in complete despair, - shouted Filipp Filippovich,
- what will happen now with steam heating?
“Are you kidding me, Professor Preobrazhensky?”
“In what case did you come to me?” Speak as soon as possible, I
'm going to dinner now .
“We, the management of the house,” Schwonder spoke hatefully, “came to you
after the general meeting of the residents of our house, on which there was a question about the
compaction of the apartments of the house ...

” “Who was standing on whom?” - Shouted Philipp Philippovich, - take the trouble to express
your thoughts more clearly.
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