Order of the White Knights of Habr

In the name of kindness, love and karmic balance, the White Knights of Habr are ready to accept new fighters into their ranks. To become a White Knight, you must change your userpic to an image of a bucket - a symbol of purity of thoughts - and abide by the Code of the White Knight of Habr.

Code of the Order of the White Knights of Habr

Goals of the Order

Keep the holy whiteness of the pages of Habr clean, destroy all Evil and Heresy, fulfill the will of the Habr Creators.

Definitions

• Good is good.
• Evil is bad.
• Heresy is incomprehensible and also bad.

Will of Creators of Habr

“From now on, the White Knights of Habr should rake all this heresy.”

Enemies of the White Knights of Habr (and Habr)

• External links
• Accordion
• Button accordion (musical instrument)
• IPhone
• Swearing Expressions
• Copy paste
• Those who speak about the Knights of Habr aloud
• Miscellaneous

Friends of the White Knights of Habr

• White Knights of Habr
• Horses
• Horses

Objects of protection of the White Knights of Habr

• Habra moral
• Habr Honor
• Habra women
• Habr children
• Starpery Habr
• Startupers Habr

Terms of entry into the battle of the White Knight Habr

Any event involving Evil, Heresy or Enemies of the Knights of Habr.

The purpose of joining the battle of the White Knight Habr

• Removal of material with a verb
• Zakop comment on the link
• Karma destruction

The basics of the battle of the White Knight Habr

1. Ride a horse
2. Put a bucket on your head
3. Sing a battle song
4. Poke the mouse into the karma of Evil

Victory of the White Knight of Habr

After the battle, the White Habr Knights get together in a thread and poke each other's karma, each other's posts, increasing the Good Strength.

Attention of the White Knight of Habr

In a new post, the first comment should always be ambushed by the White Knight of Habr and carefully observe that there is no Evil and Heresy, as well as collect random donations for comment.

Etiquette of the White Knight of Habr

• The knight of the startup will not offend.
• When the lady enters the thread, the Knight gets up.
• When meeting in a thread, two Knights bow to each other and put pluses.
• Upon meeting the comment of another knight in the thread, each Knight is obliged to leave a comment “Oh, a great bucket, I fully support you”, confirming the purity of thoughts, and not showing his belonging to the Order.
• Having met in the thread a comment from a Habr user who supports the goals and objectives of the Order, the Knight leaves the message “A bucket is waiting for you” or “My horse is watching you”, bringing a secret hope to the life of a pious user to become a Knight.
• Knight of the White Habr never leaves Habr.
• The Knight of the White Habr always studies materials on productive work in order to fight even more productively with Evil and Heresy and serve Good (by the will of the Habr Creators).
• At the table, the Knight of the White Habr behaves appropriately and does not crumble on the keyboard.

Conclusion

Be sure, ordinary people, animals and Habr startups - you are under reliable protection.