April 13, 2008 at 18:4040+ facts about Peter Mitrichev
Those who are even a little familiar with the topic, the name of Peter Mitrichev aka Petr is certainly familiar. And Petya’s fame is purely positive. Well, what could be wrong with being number one in the world of sports programming ? :) Petya repeatedly surprised with his achievements and at times it seemed that this was really beyond human capabilities. How fast Petya thinks, how quickly he solves, codifies and hand over tasks. Therefore, to be surprised that, by analogy with Chuck Norris, “40+ facts about Pete Mitrichev” appeared, it’s completely not worth it.
So, we read and laugh kindly :) Perhaps it will be difficult for some people to appreciate humor due to the lack of relevant knowledge, but I hope we will break through :)
0. Every month, 2560 dollars comes to Petya’s bank account. They are sent to him by Donald Knut.
1. The organizers of the Olympiads, where Petya Mitrichev participates, do not write tests themselves. They know that they can always be asked from Petit, and there will be another half an hour left so that they can be screwed on for the rest of the participants.
2. Petya compiles his sources before submitting only in order to detect bugs in the compiler.
3. When Petya Mitrichev passes by the flag of China, he bashfully turns into a tube
4. Petya is waiting for the USB 3.0 standard to be released, because the current one makes him wait too long when entering the code.
5. The only mistake that Petya can get is the time limit. The thing is that time in testing systems is often represented as unsigned numbers, and many Petit programs work so fast that they are executed in negative time.
6. When Petya was invited to work on Google, in 15 minutes he rewrote them the entire search engine 16 times. But he was asked to keep it a secret, because his program worked quietly on the 486th, and for the dismissal of thousands of data center employees, Google would be sued.
7. Petya thinks so fast that his head gets heavier by 15% from the near-light speeds of some molecules.
8. When a typo crept in the condition of the problem, making it NP-complete, Petya was not taken aback and in half an hour proved that P = NP.
9. The proof of Riemann’s theorem appears in Petya in one of the 250 problems. He was too lazy to write stupid search.
10. Petya is able to prove and refute the self-applicability theorem in the same proof, and end it with the proof that these facts do not contradict each other.
11. Petya does not like LCD monitors. While the frame has time to change, he is already writing the next page of code.
12. Petya does not like to use the mouse, because he does not tolerate the smell of burnt jams.
13. Petya never uses epsilons in geometric problems, because in his programs, floating-point calculations never give an error.
14. In fact, all the major Internet backbones were dismantled back in 2002. But no one notices this, because Petina’s program provides data transfer, as if everything were as before. Nobody knows how it works, but Petya will not tell.
15. The world is still intact because Petya proved to Chuck Norris that he will never be able to complete his circular kick, because for this he will first have to make a half-turn of his leg.
16. Petya is following the progress of quantum computing with a smile. He himself has long been hacking a 1024-bit RSA in 3.5 seconds in his mind.
17. All targets before going to bed pray to Petya Mitrichev. As soon as a target ceases to do this, it ceases to be a target.
18. Petya has not been interested in SRMs for a long time. He participates in them only in order to draw a certain curve on his rating chart. Of course, he calculates the required delivery time for this, based on the indicators of all participants.
19. Petya does not play on the computer. Once looking at the binaries of the toy, he is able to play it in a dream. And no brakes. And with much better graphics. And in the morning he writes saves in a hex editor.
20. Petya does not use the Internet. The program written by him in 2002, which now supports its performance, has long downloaded the entire Internet and told Petya that there is nothing interesting for him. Petya believes his program, because he wrote it.
21. Petya allows scientists all over the world to look for effective algorithms for finding the maximum flow in the network just because it amuses him. He himself has long come up with an algorithm that works for O (E).
22. Petya long ago developed a program that is able to compose any algorithm according to an arbitrarily fuzzy task. In the worst case, the algorithm has complexity O (lnlnlnN).
23. Petya never writes an algorithm for decomposing a number into prime factors. At the sight of Petya, numbers from fear factorize themselves.
24. It is known that when Petya was born, a huge AMD processor shone brighter than hundreds of stars in the sky, silicone suddenly poured from under the stones in the desert, and Knut, Dijkstra and Wirth came to him, sent by the processor.
25. When Petya wants to upgrade his laptop, he goes to the finals of the World Programming Championship and wins a new one there. Unfortunately, the organizers of the finals quickly realized what was the matter, and were forbidden to participate in the finals more than twice.
26. The virus that the Americans launched into the aliens in the film Independence Day was written by Petya.
27. In the room where CPM Petya plays, admins disable system tests. All the wrong decisions are challenged by Petya, and the rest are simply immediately set to the Passed System Test status.
28. Petina teammates always take a detective with them to the contest, so that it would not be boring to sit idle for 5 hours.
29. Petya is not interested in the demo scene since he wrote the program, which for any demo produces an output file of 512 bytes in size, which draws a picture 6 times more beautiful.
30. A man who tried to appeal to Petya’s decision takes 10 karma points and in the next life is born an Indian.
31. Any Petino exponential solution is faster than the ACRush logarithmic solution on any tests.
32. Petya found all the bugs in Vista.
33. Petya does not like wasting time. Therefore, in his free time, he searches for natural numbers, the sum of the cubes of two of which is equal to the cube of the third. Alas, the natural numbers will end soon, and he will have to look for a new occupation.
34. Petya is not omnipotent: he cannot write a program that he himself cannot understand.
35. The debugger development team in Visual Studio is envious of the C # compiler developers. The thing is that Petya has already found and fixed all the bugs in the compiler, but he never uses the debugger.
36. Pete does not need a version control system. Each function created by him works correctly the first time and does not change anymore.
37. The scroll, delete and insert buttons on Petya’s keyboard have long been overgrown with dust.
38. Petya, without hesitation, lays on the plane K5.
39. Petya does not use a form designer. It is faster for him to write the code he generates with his hands.
40. Mathematicians who did not recognize the proof of the 4-color theorem, because it used a computer program in which errors were possible, recently agreed to consider the proof as completely correct. It became known that the program was checked by Petya.
41. Petya numbered all the elements of the continuum. Twice.
42. Petya knows the question of the answer to life, the universe and everything else.
A source:sharpc.livejournal.com/21303.html
* I can not add this fact from the comments. Simple and tasteful :)
Every programmer who at least once in his life saw the source code of Petya's programs invariably comes to mind the question of the meaninglessness of his life.
here is the original. to the author of the report :)
** I can not add another beautiful grotesque fact :) A
five-minute stay in the company of Petit increases your IQ by 100 units.
Again, the author is respected and respected :)
***
but this fact is understood only by someone who is completely in the subject :) well, this is a little out of tune. sent by ICQ ...
In fact, Petya is a beta version of Gena Korotkevich
****
from ICQ :)
Petya Mitrichev can write a hard for 1001 points. But he doesn’t want to.
*****
again from ICQ
Pucher [director of ACM ICPC] specifically pays for Petit Mitrichev’s trip to the finals to remind world champions that everything is relative.
So, we read and laugh kindly :) Perhaps it will be difficult for some people to appreciate humor due to the lack of relevant knowledge, but I hope we will break through :)
0. Every month, 2560 dollars comes to Petya’s bank account. They are sent to him by Donald Knut.
1. The organizers of the Olympiads, where Petya Mitrichev participates, do not write tests themselves. They know that they can always be asked from Petit, and there will be another half an hour left so that they can be screwed on for the rest of the participants.
2. Petya compiles his sources before submitting only in order to detect bugs in the compiler.
3. When Petya Mitrichev passes by the flag of China, he bashfully turns into a tube
4. Petya is waiting for the USB 3.0 standard to be released, because the current one makes him wait too long when entering the code.
5. The only mistake that Petya can get is the time limit. The thing is that time in testing systems is often represented as unsigned numbers, and many Petit programs work so fast that they are executed in negative time.
6. When Petya was invited to work on Google, in 15 minutes he rewrote them the entire search engine 16 times. But he was asked to keep it a secret, because his program worked quietly on the 486th, and for the dismissal of thousands of data center employees, Google would be sued.
7. Petya thinks so fast that his head gets heavier by 15% from the near-light speeds of some molecules.
8. When a typo crept in the condition of the problem, making it NP-complete, Petya was not taken aback and in half an hour proved that P = NP.
9. The proof of Riemann’s theorem appears in Petya in one of the 250 problems. He was too lazy to write stupid search.
10. Petya is able to prove and refute the self-applicability theorem in the same proof, and end it with the proof that these facts do not contradict each other.
11. Petya does not like LCD monitors. While the frame has time to change, he is already writing the next page of code.
12. Petya does not like to use the mouse, because he does not tolerate the smell of burnt jams.
13. Petya never uses epsilons in geometric problems, because in his programs, floating-point calculations never give an error.
14. In fact, all the major Internet backbones were dismantled back in 2002. But no one notices this, because Petina’s program provides data transfer, as if everything were as before. Nobody knows how it works, but Petya will not tell.
15. The world is still intact because Petya proved to Chuck Norris that he will never be able to complete his circular kick, because for this he will first have to make a half-turn of his leg.
16. Petya is following the progress of quantum computing with a smile. He himself has long been hacking a 1024-bit RSA in 3.5 seconds in his mind.
17. All targets before going to bed pray to Petya Mitrichev. As soon as a target ceases to do this, it ceases to be a target.
18. Petya has not been interested in SRMs for a long time. He participates in them only in order to draw a certain curve on his rating chart. Of course, he calculates the required delivery time for this, based on the indicators of all participants.
19. Petya does not play on the computer. Once looking at the binaries of the toy, he is able to play it in a dream. And no brakes. And with much better graphics. And in the morning he writes saves in a hex editor.
20. Petya does not use the Internet. The program written by him in 2002, which now supports its performance, has long downloaded the entire Internet and told Petya that there is nothing interesting for him. Petya believes his program, because he wrote it.
21. Petya allows scientists all over the world to look for effective algorithms for finding the maximum flow in the network just because it amuses him. He himself has long come up with an algorithm that works for O (E).
22. Petya long ago developed a program that is able to compose any algorithm according to an arbitrarily fuzzy task. In the worst case, the algorithm has complexity O (lnlnlnN).
23. Petya never writes an algorithm for decomposing a number into prime factors. At the sight of Petya, numbers from fear factorize themselves.
24. It is known that when Petya was born, a huge AMD processor shone brighter than hundreds of stars in the sky, silicone suddenly poured from under the stones in the desert, and Knut, Dijkstra and Wirth came to him, sent by the processor.
25. When Petya wants to upgrade his laptop, he goes to the finals of the World Programming Championship and wins a new one there. Unfortunately, the organizers of the finals quickly realized what was the matter, and were forbidden to participate in the finals more than twice.
26. The virus that the Americans launched into the aliens in the film Independence Day was written by Petya.
27. In the room where CPM Petya plays, admins disable system tests. All the wrong decisions are challenged by Petya, and the rest are simply immediately set to the Passed System Test status.
28. Petina teammates always take a detective with them to the contest, so that it would not be boring to sit idle for 5 hours.
29. Petya is not interested in the demo scene since he wrote the program, which for any demo produces an output file of 512 bytes in size, which draws a picture 6 times more beautiful.
30. A man who tried to appeal to Petya’s decision takes 10 karma points and in the next life is born an Indian.
31. Any Petino exponential solution is faster than the ACRush logarithmic solution on any tests.
32. Petya found all the bugs in Vista.
33. Petya does not like wasting time. Therefore, in his free time, he searches for natural numbers, the sum of the cubes of two of which is equal to the cube of the third. Alas, the natural numbers will end soon, and he will have to look for a new occupation.
34. Petya is not omnipotent: he cannot write a program that he himself cannot understand.
35. The debugger development team in Visual Studio is envious of the C # compiler developers. The thing is that Petya has already found and fixed all the bugs in the compiler, but he never uses the debugger.
36. Pete does not need a version control system. Each function created by him works correctly the first time and does not change anymore.
37. The scroll, delete and insert buttons on Petya’s keyboard have long been overgrown with dust.
38. Petya, without hesitation, lays on the plane K5.
39. Petya does not use a form designer. It is faster for him to write the code he generates with his hands.
40. Mathematicians who did not recognize the proof of the 4-color theorem, because it used a computer program in which errors were possible, recently agreed to consider the proof as completely correct. It became known that the program was checked by Petya.
41. Petya numbered all the elements of the continuum. Twice.
42. Petya knows the question of the answer to life, the universe and everything else.
A source:sharpc.livejournal.com/21303.html
* I can not add this fact from the comments. Simple and tasteful :)
Every programmer who at least once in his life saw the source code of Petya's programs invariably comes to mind the question of the meaninglessness of his life.
here is the original. to the author of the report :)
** I can not add another beautiful grotesque fact :) A
five-minute stay in the company of Petit increases your IQ by 100 units.
Again, the author is respected and respected :)
***
but this fact is understood only by someone who is completely in the subject :) well, this is a little out of tune. sent by ICQ ...
In fact, Petya is a beta version of Gena Korotkevich
****
from ICQ :)
Petya Mitrichev can write a hard for 1001 points. But he doesn’t want to.
*****
again from ICQ
Pucher [director of ACM ICPC] specifically pays for Petit Mitrichev’s trip to the finals to remind world champions that everything is relative.