Mobile sketches - stories that happened to almost everyone
A friend wrote a wonderful article about funny experiences in which mobile phones took part.
I think that each owner of a mobile phone has several stories associated with this device. So I want to share a few of them.
Nakhalyavu
Do you often ask for a phone to call? They approach me with such a question with an enviable frequency. Most often these people have the following goals:
Girls to start a conversation and get to know each other.
Some comrades in order to make a completely unimportant call.
They are asked to call another network, so as not to waste their money.
Urgent calls when a person really needs to call somewhere.
I allow the use of the phone only in the latter case. Since I have been the owner of a rather unusual phone model for a long time, incidents happen with enviable frequency. The main problem is that people do not know how to open it. If mood and conscience allow, then you can mock a little. Once a girl, having not mastered the principle of opening the phone, said, “Okay, I’ll go better, I’ll ask someone else.”
Boy, what are you with?
Late evening. Dark. I get home. A comrade of suspicious appearance approaches me. I think: “Either ask for a smoke, or ask if there are seeds.” But no.
- What time is it now? - The guy asks a simple, outrageous question.
- 23.15 - I answer without feeling the catch.
- Exactly?
- Exactly. - I calmly turn around and move on.
On the way, two assumptions were born: maybe he really wanted to know the time, but on a leading question I can assume that it was expected to get the phone out of his pocket. But assessing the coolness of the mobile, you could ask to call and smoke.
Spam
2 am.
SMS comes "Where are my bagels?". “Fuya se,” I think, and send “Load the oranges with barrels,” turn off the phone and go to bed. After this, there is a correspondence for several days, it is not clear with whom it is not clear what. I especially liked the content of one of them: “Phone (girl's name is missing) 80297хххххх”.
I’m leaving for a couple of months in Russia. I buy a local SIM card and start to mock in response. On the other end of the wire is a complete misunderstanding of the issue.
As a result, it turned out that a classmate accidentally left a piece of paper with my phone number. Is it an accident or a setup - I don’t know.
Conclusion: do not leave your coordinates anywhere. Heaped up with spam.
Beautiful number
On my birthday, my friends gave me a beautiful number . Everything would be fine, but sometimes someone calls in order to find out if the number is available, sometimes just chat.
I also came to the conclusion that at some auto parts dealer the number is similar to mine and inattentive fellow citizens are now eager to buy brake pads, headlights, etc. from me.
Is there a smoke?
-I do not smoke.
-And call?
-Don't call.
I think that each owner of a mobile phone has several stories associated with this device. So I want to share a few of them.
Nakhalyavu
Do you often ask for a phone to call? They approach me with such a question with an enviable frequency. Most often these people have the following goals:
Girls to start a conversation and get to know each other.
Some comrades in order to make a completely unimportant call.
They are asked to call another network, so as not to waste their money.
Urgent calls when a person really needs to call somewhere.
I allow the use of the phone only in the latter case. Since I have been the owner of a rather unusual phone model for a long time, incidents happen with enviable frequency. The main problem is that people do not know how to open it. If mood and conscience allow, then you can mock a little. Once a girl, having not mastered the principle of opening the phone, said, “Okay, I’ll go better, I’ll ask someone else.”
Boy, what are you with?
Late evening. Dark. I get home. A comrade of suspicious appearance approaches me. I think: “Either ask for a smoke, or ask if there are seeds.” But no.
- What time is it now? - The guy asks a simple, outrageous question.
- 23.15 - I answer without feeling the catch.
- Exactly?
- Exactly. - I calmly turn around and move on.
On the way, two assumptions were born: maybe he really wanted to know the time, but on a leading question I can assume that it was expected to get the phone out of his pocket. But assessing the coolness of the mobile, you could ask to call and smoke.
Spam
2 am.
SMS comes "Where are my bagels?". “Fuya se,” I think, and send “Load the oranges with barrels,” turn off the phone and go to bed. After this, there is a correspondence for several days, it is not clear with whom it is not clear what. I especially liked the content of one of them: “Phone (girl's name is missing) 80297хххххх”.
I’m leaving for a couple of months in Russia. I buy a local SIM card and start to mock in response. On the other end of the wire is a complete misunderstanding of the issue.
As a result, it turned out that a classmate accidentally left a piece of paper with my phone number. Is it an accident or a setup - I don’t know.
Conclusion: do not leave your coordinates anywhere. Heaped up with spam.
Beautiful number
On my birthday, my friends gave me a beautiful number . Everything would be fine, but sometimes someone calls in order to find out if the number is available, sometimes just chat.
I also came to the conclusion that at some auto parts dealer the number is similar to mine and inattentive fellow citizens are now eager to buy brake pads, headlights, etc. from me.