December 17, 2010 at 12:41Holy war: cats vs dogs
Excerpt from a chat site for pet-lovers:
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felix: Yes, people who scold cats simply never had them. Therefore, they secretly envy and hide behind dubious arguments in favor of dogs.
dogXPpert: Well, I'll see how you and your cat play frisbee. Or else say that you can teach her to bring slippers, a bug ...
levelup: Actually, I have a cat and a dog. The cat is small, fluffy, so that in the evenings it’s on its knees, and the dog is a real rottweiler. With him, nothing is scary.
artDesign: And I have the opposite: I go to the customers and the dog breeders club with a little Yorkshire, and the house is ten- kilogram cat , 24 inches from nose to tail!
iCat:By the way, dogs do not eat cat food. And where did you see the same beautiful and delicious canned food for dogs?
Nerd: Do-do, Pedigree has been releasing for a long time. Only, according to rumors, they stole the idea and design of cans at Wiskas.
readyToSwitch: Guys, basically everything suits me in cats, and they look prettier, but they don’t know how to wag their tail and give a paw. If not for this, I would have started a cat without hesitation.
hamster-killer: But finally I don’t care, vodka or a machine gun: if only it would bring down. Therefore, I keep a hamster, and I’m not soaring. If suddenly something happens to him, I will also feel comfortable with a cat, a dog, and a guinea pig.
engineer:Well, at the time of my youth, I on the same research collective farm grazed a whole herd of cows ... Big ones, slow, chase them, don't chase them - they are all the same on their own. The dog was alone, purely symbolic, only to run and bark, well, so that I wouldn’t be bored ... I would be safe with mine, understand what the real joy of communicating with animals is
kurolub: People, but I have a budgie, and he compared with all your mammals _just flies_!
ping-finn: Friends, what are you arguing about at all? Better fish have not yet come up with anything. The system is modular, suitable even for the bathroom, even for a mayonnaise jar, and the customization of your cat-dogs never dreamed of.
YoungTechnician:Eh, guys, I remember, I had a Sinclair ant farm in my children - this is a real topic, not like the current indulgence
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PS: The above text is an artistic fiction. All matches with real nicknames are random.
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felix: Yes, people who scold cats simply never had them. Therefore, they secretly envy and hide behind dubious arguments in favor of dogs.
dogXPpert: Well, I'll see how you and your cat play frisbee. Or else say that you can teach her to bring slippers, a bug ...
levelup: Actually, I have a cat and a dog. The cat is small, fluffy, so that in the evenings it’s on its knees, and the dog is a real rottweiler. With him, nothing is scary.
artDesign: And I have the opposite: I go to the customers and the dog breeders club with a little Yorkshire, and the house is ten- kilogram cat , 24 inches from nose to tail!
iCat:By the way, dogs do not eat cat food. And where did you see the same beautiful and delicious canned food for dogs?
Nerd: Do-do, Pedigree has been releasing for a long time. Only, according to rumors, they stole the idea and design of cans at Wiskas.
readyToSwitch: Guys, basically everything suits me in cats, and they look prettier, but they don’t know how to wag their tail and give a paw. If not for this, I would have started a cat without hesitation.
hamster-killer: But finally I don’t care, vodka or a machine gun: if only it would bring down. Therefore, I keep a hamster, and I’m not soaring. If suddenly something happens to him, I will also feel comfortable with a cat, a dog, and a guinea pig.
engineer:Well, at the time of my youth, I on the same research collective farm grazed a whole herd of cows ... Big ones, slow, chase them, don't chase them - they are all the same on their own. The dog was alone, purely symbolic, only to run and bark, well, so that I wouldn’t be bored ... I would be safe with mine, understand what the real joy of communicating with animals is
kurolub: People, but I have a budgie, and he compared with all your mammals _just flies_!
ping-finn: Friends, what are you arguing about at all? Better fish have not yet come up with anything. The system is modular, suitable even for the bathroom, even for a mayonnaise jar, and the customization of your cat-dogs never dreamed of.
YoungTechnician:Eh, guys, I remember, I had a Sinclair ant farm in my children - this is a real topic, not like the current indulgence
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PS: The above text is an artistic fiction. All matches with real nicknames are random.
