Java and IPhone, the story of one unhappy love.
Since I write in Java, the possible appearance of Java on the iPhone excited me very much. And so, on April 10, news appears. . “Oh, tsilo,” my cosmopolitan brain immediately inflamed, and I decided to wait for the appearance of Christ to the people. I’ll say right away, the comment
" While this may seem to be wonderful news, the issue that the iPhone SDK agreement does not allow for" interpreted code "or" plug-in architecture "to be developed or deployed on the iphone / touch devices.
See section 3.3.2 of the iphone SDK agreement.
It would seem that Apple does not want anything like JavaME, Flash, or scripting languages and their VMs to run on apple devices. " Guarded
me. I wrote a funny timeline with other people's pictures.
PS
At the end of the article you will find a link to a ridiculous parody of comic advertising by Google browser. On a habr it seemed it was not there yet.
Continuation of the story in three volumes.
In general, on April 10, the freaks from San managed to launch Java ME on the Apple iPhone emulator. Everyone understands that this is like having sex in a hammock using an astronaut's spacesuit. I want more.
April 17 Javushka is allowed on Aytach .
I am burning and waiting impatiently: when, when will it be possible to launch my hands on the iPhone?
Since April 18, the brave dignitary Hinkmond begins to become noticeably nervous . Once again I am convinced: if you are a programmer, then sit and program. Hinkmond may be a very cool person, but I think that Steven Jobs knows best how to sell his product.
On April 30, it becomes clear that Comrade Hinkmond is a real fanatic . Poor thing, he probably re-read The Witch's Hammer as a child . The statement “Demonic Alliance” between Flash Light and Java ME is worthy of applause. I still have the SE w950i. Despite the frank dampness, SE w950i at one time was a real breakthrough. Unfortunately, I then pretended to be writing in PCP, so my little hands didn’t get to the SDK for SE.
By the way, about Clintonsha and Obama, he was wrong. They became very nice friends, and the lady gave way to the "African American." How nice of her. If Hinkmond continues in the same vein, Adobe, with his lightened Flash, will outrun Java Java.
Despite the fact that the month is June, Hinkmond begins to exacerbate. I began to worry about him. Well, you can’t be so nervous. Well, yes, Java Java didn’t screw her up on her iPhone, so the dude got wound up on the fact that she would be supported on an “anti-iPhone”. You can go to the manufacturer’s website and look at this miracle .
Here is the picture, if you are too lazy to press the link.
The guy did not calm down on this. He cannot recover from that. that some games on the iPhone will cost as much as 17-18 euros . Our foreign humanist environmentalist tries to compare the cost of playing for an iPhone with four gallons of gas first, and then playing Java ME with a happy mil, and then with a happy mil toy. I have nothing against comparing Java ME games with a happy mil, but I don’t see the connection between gas fuel for a car and games for an iPhone.
Sheesh. What does it take to make iPhone games? A barrel of crude oil? :-) - this phrase is for demonstration under the heading entitled “no comment”.
But no, you, Hinkmond, are indefatigable. Cooling down a little to Java ME on the iPhone, he chips another pearl. His strange conclusions are supported by commentators. Of course, .NET on the mobile platform is something with something. And the statement about Google Androyd is controversial. Considering that the prizes for the best appliques for Androyd were distributed relatively recently, the Google project is still ahead, but Java is worth moving. San is gradually losing his sense of reality. Look, they didn’t let Java into Java, on its mobile phones Flash Light is slowly sticking to it. Slowly, but, as we recall, Moscow was also not immediately built. And when Androyd gains strength, he will coolly push players on mobile platforms. Despite the fact that Androyd is essentially Java, you should not forget that looking like Java and being Java ME are two different things.
We can say that the main proving ground of Java is web and business applications. Applets have not been reincarnated, although JavaFX will act as the handsome prince kissing the beautiful princess (i.e. Javian applets). Sun is still holding the mobile phone market well, but in the light of recent events, one should not be optimistic, one must soberly assess the situation.
Despite all the posts of the author, he has a good sense of humor . This is another Chinese Pribluda.
"(NOTE: In the photo, the Epoq has seemingly ganked the iPhone icons for their screen! Lordy! Can you say," Copyright infringement? "Oh yeah, Epoq is a company in China ... Forgot ... Olympics are over, China is back to normal again. :-)) "
Well, he sharpened it well. I give him credit.
And finally, a masterpiece: "iPhone, it's like Hess jeans in the 80s . "
My iPhone hit his head on the bath last morning, and then drowned. Honestly, I did not feel discomfort from having got the good old SonyEricsson w950i and went to work. Hinkmond's attacks on Apple are completely unfounded. In the words of the Bolger, resentment and disappointment are felt for the fact that he, including San (light irony) , was not allowed on the holiday of life arranged by Jobs. To say that iPhone is a stupid thing and a bad thing, it’s all the same what to call Google an evil empire. Buy used Siemens phones and use gogo.ru to search, once you fight evil.
If someone does good and beautiful things, why not buy them? If someone writes good programs, why not use them?
An iPhone is another success story, and no matter how much competitors salivate from envy, success is undeniable. I do not mind that there is no Java ME on the iPhone. I'm waiting for Android on HTC. I hope they will be all right with love.
The promised link to a funny comic about Google and its browser.
http://www.portfolio.com/interactive-features/2008/09/Google-Comic
