Parody of iPhone 3G ads

The translation I made for you and for the Maxpoon blog :

The iPhone is a revolutionary portable communications device, and now it's even better with 3G support. Syncing your calendar is easier than ever: you can return to the date when you spent $ 600 on your first iPhone, and then turn the calendar further to the date when the price was reduced by $ 200.

You can even see your reaction in the photographs when you find out that you can throw an invoice for $ 200 into the urinal and pee on it.

Use the new scientific calculator to calculate how much it will cost your new iPhone 3G with new tariff plans, with monthly payments up 15-25 percent. Remember to deduct the amount for which you can sell your first generation iPhone.

The new iPhone has GPS, so you can easily find your current location and calculate how long you walk from there to your home. Because, damn it, you have no money left for gas.

And don’t forget, the speed of your Internet connection has increased - large documents, such as notices of deprivation of property in court and letters from collection agencies, will load faster than a flying bullet to offer you a sweet death option.

iPhone 3G - I haven’t eaten for several days.