Bad advice: how to order sites

Inspired by the topic about bad advice , I offer my own version of bad advice on how customers need to order sites.

If your director (stupid!)
Instructed you to create a site,
do not be afraid to contact your
childhood friend.

With a friend the best in kindergarten
you drove a round dance,
And now your best friend
leads the Web-Factory.

He lives together happily
In a friendly children's round dance,
Your friend profits quickly By
making a site for you on the People .



If you don’t have a childhood friend
Look for another remedy -
Contact freelance.
There you will find a specialist:
Web designer and seo,
Flasher and programmer.
And the icons will draw.
Five in one is very convenient.

You create a project as soon as possible,
But do not attach TK.
To make sites on TK -
Nowadays Moveton!

Be silent about the budget.
Or put zeros everywhere.
And then the risk of overpaying
will be greater.

Let the freelancer ask for a
fee for the dream site.
Let him indicate how much he wants - But you will decide.

Contractor hire
Not really choosing.
Who is cheaper and faster:
Thousand five and five days.

Pay him an advance
(he also wants to eat).
But no less than 100 percent
Less ashamed to send.

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If your director says
Contact a web office,
order the site from the one
who will give the most rollback.

You dream about a car
And give the children to the Lyceum
Well, ask for a rollback soon!

Buy a coat
for your wife. For SEO kickbacks.

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Put pictures on the website
And the director's portrait
Must be
in the center of the start page.

Stuff more buttons
And weather widgets.
This is very, very important
for the clients of your company.

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Creating websites is easy.
To teach experts ...
And to receive kickbacks ...
It is important to start!