Software Development Heights

... if your programmers, explaining why there are no comments in the source, use the phrase "self-documenting code"

from 69 signs that you are not the one to fuck the project.

one

class boolshit {
public:
boolshit (bool shit): _ shit (shit) {}
operator bool () const {return _shit;}
private:
bool _shit;
};

2

// Truth values
#ifndef TRUE
#define TRUE 1
#endif
#ifndef FALSE
#define FALSE 0
#endif
#ifndef MAYBE
#define MAYBE 2
#endif

3

while ("not alive with bread alone")
{
// ...
}

four

public interface IWHWGRWGRDao: IDao

five

try {
// some stuff here
} catch (final DataAccessException e) {
throw new DataAccessException (e);
}

6

int * var;
...
* var ++;

7

public static final int ONE = 1;

eight

static const int NUM_HANDS = 2;

9

xxx = ss-rem.rem + ".mxl".
xxxx = sysc.chval + "/" + substr (xxx, 3).
run eesosa (input xxx).
input through hostname no-echo.
set xxxxxx.
input close.
host = substr (xxxx, 1, index (xxxx, ":") - 1).
if xxxxxx eq host then do:
xxxxxxx = substr (xxxx, index (xxxx, ":") + 1) + trim (substr (xxx, 3)).
unix silent cp value (xxx) value (xxxxxxx).
end.
else
unix silent rcp value (xxx) value (xxxx).

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