Hackers against the director of the dining room. 200 day war

    Day One A
    hacker comes to a public cafeteria and indignantly discovers that a salt shaker on a table can be unscrewed by anyone and pour anything there. A hacker comes home and writes an angry letter to the canteen director: “ I, meG @ Duc |, discovered a salt shaker vulnerability in your dining room. An attacker can open the salt shaker and put poison there! Take action urgently!

    Day Two.
    Director, among other business letters, requests for supplies of food and courier notifications receives a letter, and shrugs: “ To whom did this nonsense come to mind?

    Day Five
    A hacker comes to the dining room, pours poison into all salt shakers. Three hundred people die, the directors are dragged for three months in courts, and in the end they are acquitted for the lack of corpus delicti. The hacker writes a letter in the style of " well, have you seen? ".

    Day 96. The
    Director buys specially designed castors with a combination lock. Visitors to the dining room feel that they don’t understand something in this life.

    Day 97. A
    hacker discovers that holes in salt shakers pass salt in both directions. And not only salt, but in general anything. He writes an indignant letter to the director and pisses in all the salt shakers of the dining room. Three hundred people stop visiting this dining room altogether, thirty end up in hospitals with poisoning. The hacker afterwards sends the director an SMS " Well, how do you like it?"". The directors, meanwhile, have been dragging the courts for three months and given a conditional year.

    Day 188. The
    director of the canteen vows in his life to no longer work in any canteen, but to quietly load the forest in Siberia. Engineers are working on a new salt shaker with a one-way valve. Waitresses, meanwhile, remove all the old salt shakers and hand out the salt by hand.

    Day 190. A
    hacker shakes a salt shaker from the dining room and studies its structure at home. He writes an angry letter to the director: " I, meG @ Duc |, stealed the salt shaker and find this outrageous! Anyone can steal a salt shaker from your dining room! "Before that, the non-drinking director reads the letter, goes home and drinks vodka.

    Day 193
    The hacker discovers that all the salt shakers in the dining room are nailed to the tables. He comes to another hacker SPREG and reports on his successes, receiving a well-deserved reward there for protecting the interests of society and the consumer. Fortunately, the director does not know anything about this and will not go ahead of time.

    Day 194
    As part of a devilishly brilliantly thought-out operation, hackers break into the dining room with the whole SPRAY and pour salt from all salt shakers into their pockets. Hacker meG @ Duc | writes an indignant letter to the director, hinting that there is no concern for visitors in the dining room and that any reptile can deprive honest people of salt in an instant. A salt dispenser with authorization is simply desperately needed.

    Day 196
    Engineers sweat over a new salt shaker while the waitresses again hand out the salt manually. The director goes on vacation to the Seychelles and dines only in the room, avoiding canteens, restaurants and bars.

    Day 200.
    Visitors to the dining room are horrified to find that to pour salt, they must go to the waiter, present their passport, and receive a special 8-digit one-time code for the salt shaker. To get pepper, the procedure should be repeated.
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    Maybe too much, of course, but there is some truth :))))))
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