Memoirs of a subhuman robot, chapters 3-4
Continuation of the 3rd and 4th chapters of the Memoirs. For those who do not understand what is happening here - here is a link to the beginning .
- I am Sergey Sergeyevich S. - why hide what is already known to everyone, because Yu-Fu-Fyn, in the heat of the moment, almost completely let it slip - also to me, the general from intelligence. Chatting a lot, getting old, that means. But I believe that everything is here. By the way, I myself am a fan of Ivanov in the period, but fame does not shine for me, painfully secret work. Unless ever, post factum, the archives will be declassified *.
So, what will happen next, I will tell at the request of our beloved robot Zenon, as my guys and I have turned all these matters. And as the unit is called, I won’t talk, enough that the general almost didn’t reveal me at all.
I sent my guys to look at these machines and devices, and they were more than two thousand in number, well, what do they look like, where and how it lies. Well, all the little things, of course, are covered by the research institute, but the guards are brutal: either the former "Seals" are patrolling on all floors, or the retired "Airborne Falcons" are standing at each door. Well, this is of course all the guys are serious, if they get caught they will be grabbed by a death grip, then the claws can only be unclenched with the Glock barrel **.
Well, mine would have been beaten off from them, but only we have nothing to do with noise. So one agent came up in the dining room in the kitchen to get into the soup and sleeping pills. Clear business, all security, all personnel, doctors with candidates hit in the afternoon nap. Only about five perverts from the brutal guard didn’t eat soup, because they hated him fiercely, they got used to dry soldering from a young age.
So they had to be turned off: two turned out to have switches in the kidneys, and three were born without switches at all, they were just mutants of some kind - don’t put them into the landing boot, but they don’t turn off! Strong guys got caught, but against the armature number sixteen they still could not resist. Let me explain who does not know: this armature is a universal and not expensive disconnecting device, the “disconnect” button instantly appears at the place of application of the armature.
Of course, I did not approve of the methods of the agent and his team, and it flew hard from me, you need to work more with your head, not with the fittings. But when I saw what they dragged there, but checked on the list, immediately the penalty was canceled and all the awards. Of course, their methods are grandfather, but the end results are excellent! And what is most important to us? That's right, the result! Of course, I did not report the details of the operation to the general, I do not like bosses to worry. Instead, I laid all the mined electronics on the table and put the award list on top. Yu-Fu-Fyn and waved the list for joy.
Another agent and his team shut up with the janitors. And so as not to sweat the guards, the research institutes dragged with them a small teleportator disguised as a garbage can. One, therefore, follows the guard from the Sokolov, a little one turns away - gives a signal, and the second - grab the device and into the teleportator. And at the other end, the third member of the team only managed to place them on the shelves. But the guys were so carried away by the process that they threw a lot of superfluous into the bucket. True, then it became much easier to clean there - there was nothing to sit on dust, consider.
These also had to be awarded for their creative approach. And the extra pieces of iron, the value of which, as it turned out later, was expressed in astronomical values, I handed over to the chef's right hand. He simply tinkled on a closed line with an individual encrypted channel and explained what’s happening to him, or else people sniff him out of what, and they’re wizards, they will attack the trail and break into us, because you need to enter their position - because they need peace save! And then goodbye secrecy! So it’s better to warn than to decide which caliber to plug your mouth into. So it is better for everyone.
Well, not everything is so bad among my agents. They perfectly fulfilled my main requirement - no repetitions, so that ordinary law enforcement officers could not detect any system in theft.
The third group lifted the roof from the exhibition pavilion of one academy with an airship, and then they filled it with sleepy gas from the helicopter, overdid it a bit - the director of the exhibition slept a record seventy-one hours - but the twenty-ton bandura was picked up by a cargo helicopter without any problems. True, they remembered the security cameras at the last moment, so I had to go back and fix the defect. They transported the longest time with a secure server to which these cameras wrote videos. Well, therefore, there was no time to bother with the roof, put it in its place there and do other nonsense, so she remained suspended from the airship. Deviation from the plan seems to be small, but still somehow awkwardly came out.
I wanted to release this matter on the brakes, but I could not. A reporter from the tenth news channel found out about this and clung tightly, it was painfully spectacular that the roof under the airship dangled. And the boss, as you know, watches the news in the evenings. It raises questions and asks all sorts of slippery, but unpleasant.
But I can’t lie to my boss, if I’ve gotten into it - I think it’s below my dignity, so I had to honestly admit that the problem came up with a roof, and henceforth, I promise, everything will be in openwork. Well, of course, he added about urgency, and about saving the universe, and they say that the guys wanted faster and better.
Well, the old ulcer just finished for me, they say, but it turned out something like that? As always! I did not deny this, that the truth is the truth, and getting into the bottle is more expensive for myself. And so the storm passed by, of course, it wasn’t up to the award list anymore - everyone is glad that they got off with a slight fright.
Most talented young and talented people worked. We went to an academic exhibition with a miniaturizer case, and brought along a robot loader in an invisible cloak. Of course, he hinged the hinges and axles properly so that they would not creak or rattle in vain. Well, the three young agents have all kinds of questions for the ministers about the exhibits, and the ministers are all there with degrees - they just ask them what they will tell! Of course, they care about this, that is, explain everything, like it, because of this they seem so smart in front of themselves that they are bursting with pride and happiness. And when the breath returned to the place, the servants fell into a stupor, barely reached the security call button, but no one interfered with it, and mind you - they could!
The seals broke, and the pavilion was half empty! And most importantly, the main exhibit - a forty-ton huge - is not. They rushed to grab everyone and search, but quickly realized that what small things could be affordable, but where did the main exhibit go?
But the fact is that our young talent levitator attached to that suitcase. And when the robot turned on the miniaturizer suitcase and threw it on top of the main exhibit, then he wrapped the suitcase with an invisibility cloak and wrapped everything that came to hand from the list for scientific explanations of the servants, and the list was hammered in his electronic head. But in the miniaturizer all these things are two hundred times less than steel, but the weight and mass have not changed, but only the density. But the levitator was adapted there against weight, but I had to tinker with mass and inertia! It is difficult to disperse and slow down a suitcase weighing sixty tons, the braking distance is large, and at the corners even the robot loader is heavily loaded.
But the same agent as the levitator came up with to adapt to the miniaturizer, he came up with an electronic hacking unit to attach to the robot loader! The robot, then, to the back door, but it is not visible! With a spare invisible cloak, I hung the door, dived under it, and what’s there for our block breaking their superkiberzamok! He wasn’t even enough for fifteen seconds! The robot and went into the emergency tunnel, which is direct to the parking lot!
And when they finished scouring all the visitors, one of the agents, well, the same clever one, crept in, dived under the cloak that hid the open door, and then locked the doors, and crumpled the cloak and put it in his jeans pocket.
In the parking lot of the robot, the last member of the group with a heavy truck was waiting. The robot climbed into the van with the suitcase, already turned the springs inside out. But that’s nothing, the load-bearing sensor was even smashed there before, provided it means that the engine will not start when overloaded, but the wires are short-circuited directly. And to hell with it with the sensor, and with the truck, they are mass-produced, so there’s nothing to be repaired, and it’s not expensive at all.
This is what I call a smart operation. The chief himself proposed these guys to the awards, but he was not stingy, but he wished to see the cleverest personally, he wanted to tell him a lot of good things about successes and a worthy change. Well, of course, I was filled with pride for the guy.
This, of course, is not all that my boys have done, and moreover, not all that they can. But I can’t go on, there are a lot of secret tricks that haven’t been seen by anyone yet, and I’ll wait to cover all of this, when you’ll get into criminal textbooks, then you will read it yourself. In our business, pensioners talk a lot, and these, as a rule, are those who cannot work due to declassification, which means that they cost zero without a wand, and all that remains for them is to write memoirs, be careful not to expose others, otherwise colleagues will come to visit and say such thanks!
I am sure that here everyone understands everything correctly, and, therefore, chatting is not in your interests. I introduced you to my secret service, so lightly that you don’t have big problems, and it was interesting, but I warn everyone from getting to know the cleansing service, God forbid that these chippers disappear even by mistake!
In the meantime, my guys were dragging what the wise men put on the list, the Yu-Khun-Fyn and Yu-Kun-Fyn brothers began to lay out along the shelves and along the walls as they arrived. Stop, stop, don't make such big eyes! And didn’t you know that they are brothers and relatives of our general? Here I am you, ha ha ha, framed! This is non-public information for official use, not under the hyphae, but you already serve in the department, so we can do without formalities.
- What are you doing ?! Ilyin exclaimed, watching me pull out a pistol and holsters.
- Ah! Sorry, this is a reflex, the cost of the profession, so to speak, blundered too much, and now the hand itself reaches for the gun. However, it’s great you reacted to it! No, everything is in order, we can forget about this incident, my apologies. - I made extra effort on myself and stuck the gun in the holster, and instead of it I took out my handkerchief to dab the sweaty forehead. I won’t forget that stripping is no longer my problem - I’m already in charge of another service. In general, it’s time to disperse, and here Sidorov is once again behind, crept in with an absent look. I’m not afraid of him, I know that he is trying for Yu-Fu-Fyn, and I also know about the micro-Zeiss prosthesis in his right eye. He, when not needed, allows you to look quite normal, and when necessary, Sidorov can squirrel in the eye from the blaster for two kilometers, so that the skin does not spoil. And now I have to go further equipment, well,
***
When the general and I were left alone, he slyly looked at me and said:
“It's good, Zeno, when both the right hand and left hand consider you aging and quietly surviving from the mind.” It’s easier to learn their small and cheap secrets. But Sergey Sergeyevich is not aware that it was not I who survived from my mind and almost gave him out of old-fashioned insanity, but that we played everything to Sidorov as if by notes. It is time for him to come out of the shadows. If I’m staying alive, I’ll definitely go for a raise, and already Rear Admiral will send me reports. And who in my place? That's right, a person needs his own and tested, to keep abreast of all affairs, methods and traditions, and to save the world and keep everyone in his fist, only gently, so that, therefore, was imperceptible.
And Sergey lived so secret for so long, he received his salary all his life under the number, and if he took a taxi, which is rare, but it happened, he never called the address, but said: “left”, “right”, and “slow down somewhere , chef ”, what frightened taxi drivers terribly. This is he out of kindness, and then suddenly the taxi driver will have to be cleaned up because of his secret. Is it possible to immediately declassify this, well, so I decided gradually, in a narrow circle, so that I would not do anything from stress.
And how will the right hand become constantly heating my chair, all one is mine, even if he orders a new one for himself, and he needs the right hand in the staff, and who is better suited for this job? That's right, Sergey Sergeyevich! And who is in his place? So I think that it's time for me with that craftsman that the suitcase used so cunningly, to get to know better. And if it is suitable, then instead of Sergey will be the left hand of my current right hand. Such a person needs to organize a promotion.
By the way, I didn’t want to disappoint Sergey, but I know everything about the switch number sixteen and the return of astronomically expensive devices. And he signed the awards because even so they all plow unknown people there, and when necessary they die, so why not reward them? After all, they did the thing, ends in the water, they did not try to make noise, did not press for themselves; So let at least the rewards - how they retire, be something to be proud of and what to remember.
Now I’ll go and see what the engineers are doing there. Of course, I don’t understand much in their affairs, but I don’t need it either, that is, Ilyin is in the period, and he is definitely a guy with his head, albeit with glasses.
***
I took coffee with sandwiches to Ivanov’s bedroom. And only I from the bedroom to the laboratory, and there are only two steps - Ivanov did not like to spend time on the road - and then the doorbell rings. Sidorov at the machine and, of course, to the door. And it brought the Diffuser and Monocluizer. I see how the door closed, so even the special forces robots relaxed, sat down again along the wall. And then Ilyin:
- Your Excellency, we’ll set up for dinner, and there everyone would sleep off and carry out the tests ...
- So you have been up all night?
- I could not stand it all, but Yu-Hun-Fyn and Yu-Kun-Fyn all, and still. They say that we are military people, maybe not geniuses, but we respect the order.
- Set aside, have breakfast, sleep for four hours, then continue! Anyway, we don’t know what to do with the ready Mirolaz; there is no instruction from Ivanov in the period. - And he muttered so quietly that I could hardly hear: “Like that, you give a reasonable order, and they wear out without any sleep or rest at work.” So after all, they can burn up, everyone needs supervision. ” “Zeno, please be kind enough to arrange Chinese tea, otherwise your brains will need a boost of energy in the morning!” Yes, and can a report or request be sent to Ivanov?
- Here is tea, you are already waiting. And I sent a report yesterday, but I don’t know if I have feedback, or maybe some equipment is missing. So you have to wait for news from Ivanov in the period.
I sighed heavily, but there was nothing to do: I had to wait, and this is the most difficult job.
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* Unfortunately, due to almost complete secrecy, we are forbidden to mention the description of Sergey Sergeyevich.
** Glock - brand pistol. It became known after the creation of model No. 19. Since those incredibly distant years, the brand’s popularity has only grown, however, like model numbers. The numbers grew so much that at the beginning of our space age we had to reset the numbering and start again, attributing the small letter “g” to the number.
*** Carl Zeiss is the founder of a well-known company engaged in high-precision optics. Initially, his workshop was engaged in the production of unique microscopes. In our space age, a company that has long been no longer owned by the Zeis descendants is engaged not only in microscopes, but also in telescopes that are in demand in our time, and also works on our defense system.
As soon as I gave tea to the general, he reported and heard, I heard something squeak in the supercomputer that Ivanov himself had created. And my hearing is not an example finer than human. I went to take a look at what is there, and there is a letter from Ivanov with a digital signature, that is, the present. Well, I opened it:
- Hello, my friend Zeno.
I was stuck here a little at the exit of TOKAMAK - neither there, nor here. I need help, but there is nowhere to expect it from you and academicians.
Then I made a sign to Yu-Fu-Fyn, and then to Ilyin in the period. They came up, and I whispered in their ear, saying that Ivanov was alive, a letter from him, and the digital signature was in order. We began to read together:
- Here are my coordinates and my frequency. Only so that you can contact me on it, you need to come close, further than half a parsec there is no communication. This, from our point of view, is the edge of the universe. It’s a pity that your letters cannot reach me back, it would be much easier. But mine should come, I designed a special unit, a long-distance.
I hope that you have already created the apparatus - there are big-headed guys among the academicians, so they can do such a task. Because without your device I can’t get out on time. There was the last cycle of work of this damned Tokamak, and then everything was thrown into the trash.
I’m sitting in their valve, and it will be closed until the very end. Well, even though a microscopic sink by their standards was formed here, the valve does not interfere with the operation, but just right for me. I managed to squeeze the apparatus there when the valve was closing. We can’t open it, and there’s nothing to think, we are in this supra world (this is where everything is big) on the position of microbes or, more precisely, micronanites. In short, I have no more room for maneuver than in planetary orbit, there is nowhere for the device to turn around properly.
Therefore, the following is required of you: the new device needs to be finalized. And first of all, install the most powerful blaster. This is both a tool and a weapon, without it there is no way. You also need a device with a long and durable cable and with a "cat" on the end, so that for different things you can hook and pull the device. And the cable, let its academics calculate the strength, and the length as long as possible.
You also need to equip the case with tacks and suction cups in order to fix the device, and the manipulators will not interfere, the most powerful ones that can be done. And also put a box with different interchangeable tools for these manipulators outside the case. Now your task is to find me and establish a stable connection. Then I will explain everything to you. We still have time by our standards, and by their standards in their scale in terms of our scale - this is about a month left.
Ivanov in the period.
PS Perhaps a teleportator, large and powerful, would be very useful. Yes, I almost forgot, the fiber optic cable, even the thinnest, but at least thirty pars, suddenly you have to do temporary connection points!
Now everything is for sure, I have not forgotten anything.
I have, as they say, the jaw hit my knee, so I was stunned by this letter, although this is a figure of speech, and I do not have a jaw as such, but I have a knee.
But Ilyin was not at a loss and immediately rushed to make orders to his friends in the company. So an hour later he reported to the general that everyone in openwork would bring everything except the blaster tomorrow. And no one has a blaster like Ivanov wants.
- How so! - exclaimed the general, - after all, Ivanov writes that the blaster is the most important and without it in any way, but you could not find it?
“I know where there is one,” Sergeant Sidorov interjected, who always eavesdropped on and peeped at everyone, and not at all from evil, and he had such a habit. - Remember that case with the preparation of the assassination attempt on the president of the interplanetary corporation? The one when I ordered all of that? There was a suitable blaster there. He should wallow in material evidence, in such a healthy black box with three vultures and the inscription “do not open, federal crime” - this is so that they would not open it from nothing to do.
“Why don't I know about him?” - asked Yu-Fu-Fyn.
- I remember that you were busy with something, and I handed over the report to Sergeyich. And the box is definitely there, I myself made this inscription on it.
“Is this not the one from which the presidential tanks, disguised as Lincoln, were going to be cut into slices?”
- Yes chef, this is the same case. They made an ambush on the freeway and were about to cut the entire motorcade out of seven over armored Lincoln at the expense of their own speed. Then you gave me a command ...
- All Sidorov, that's enough! I remembered this case, - Sergey Sergeyevich interrupted him.
“Okay, now I'll tinkle with my right hand,” said Yu-Fu-Fyn, “and he will order everything there, although this is not according to the rules, because the evidence is still there.” But if it is necessary for business, and there is no way to do it, then to hell with it.
- If you can’t, but really need it, then you can!
- But, but, sergeant, he’s good at joking, we’re not in for a joke! Take half the piece of iron and bring me this blaster, or rather not me, but Ilyin, he will put it on. And do not push double standards for the situation, this is a slippery slope. Got it?
As soon as Yu-Fu-Fyn managed to finish, Sidorova had already caught a trace, and fifteen special forces robots with him, only the door slammed.
“There are a lot of tricks for him, but the worker is gold and devoted, you just need to keep on a short leash and with a prickly collar,” the general sighed. - And now everyone has, sleep, relax.
“The soldier is sleeping, and the service is on,” Sergey Sergeyevich answered. - And I would have coffee in Turkish, dear Zeno, if not difficult.
“Then I have Chinese tea at the same time,” the general supported. - Yes, and prepare the engineers, let them relax a bit, they still have not measured work.
***
I will not retell for a long time how everything went further. You are all smart, and so guess that each to the best of your ability, and when beyond your measure, you have fulfilled your duty. The atmosphere in which all this was done, you already tasted. I can only say that in the next three days Mirolaz was assembled, equipped and tested, they only waited for Sidorov with a blaster.
Ilyin, in a period of happiness, fell into euphoria and then shone with a steady light for another month, until all this intellectual-designing drug came out of him. Indeed, Mirolaz was so good that both Hun and Kun glowed and bastards, but their dose was smaller in proportion to their creative contribution, and they lasted only for a week, and then it started to decline.
But I already ran ahead a lot, and it's worth it, so that everything is in order. I lost my mind about what I mean ... Oh yes! Engines were the last to bring: a pair of ionic * - to rise in the atmosphere - huge! But they are removable: you can leave Pluto in orbit, and attach it back on the way back. And after the hyperdrive **, although these were of moderate size, it became difficult to find between the ionic Mirolazs. And there were already four of these, it is not clear why. Ilyin explained that this is necessary for uniform coagulation of the cocoon from a scalar temporal vacuum ***. Yu-Fu-Fyn only grunted from intellectual overvoltage and said nothing. Of course, everyone else immediately understood everything and did not bother with questioning anymore.
The general, in the joys of such success, drove everyone into three days of vacation, but without interruption, so to speak, that is, he did not become generous with the leave workers. Like, the less you hang out where you do not need, the less security suffers. And there are enough beds and everything else.
As all the tea with coffee got drunk and crawled into the corners, through the bedrooms. Everybody was exhausted, except me and the special forces. But those do not care about anything until the order is given or the perimeter is not stormed. And the general called Ilya Ilyich and began to whisper with him. I twisted the auditory settings in a strong-willed way, and I hear:
“ Hear , Ilyich, we need to form a team.” In Mirolaz there are only twelve places.
- Yes, there is nothing to think about. You are traveling, without you, who will lead the expedition, I, as deputy for science and pilot of Mirolaz, Zenon as a steward and co-pilot, as well as invariably vigilant and all-controlling sergeant Sidorov, themselves spoke about a prickly collar with a leash. This is already four, and eight commandos. We’ll leave Sergeyich senior so that there is someone here to support us.
- And Yu-Hun-Fyn and Yu-Kun-Fyn?
- And who will take the blueprints from the samples, who will make the big Mirolaz?
- I understood everything, I agree, it is necessary, and no one can cope better than them. Only who will feed them?
- I rummaged around in a supercomputer and found Zeno's drawings. Maybe it's time for him to get a brother?
Then I could not stand it and shouted:
- Yes, yes! I want a brother! But chur, I'll be the eldest!
They both turned their heads in my direction and neighing together. Yes Yes! Namely neighing, this word is best suited, but what did I say? They never explained. But I explained one thing to them! I also found a super engineer and a super intelligence, but they don’t understand basic things.
- But you are laughing at me, but I alone know how you can contact Ivanov!
And then Ilya Ilyich claps himself on the forehead and does not shout with his own voice:
- Ah yes Zenon, he needs to make two brothers! Be the most famous robot to you!
- Really guessed? So it’s not at all interesting!
“Okay,” Ilyin agreed, “you are the first to come, you and enlighten the general.”
Yu-Fu-Fyn stood all this time with a misunderstood, silly smile.
“Your Excellency,” I began. - We did Mirolaz-2 on the model of Mirolaz-1. And Mirolaz-1, according to Ivanov in the period, has a long-distance Internet connection. So maybe we ourselves, without knowing it, because there was very little time to deal with all the little things, we just copied this block and it now stands in Mirolaz-2?
“He is absolutely right,” Ilyin supported me. - And right now we will write to him with the help of this block, but only through the USB flash drive I will transfer the data there, and write. Yes, and then we need to do the same block here, so that means we had a constant connection!
- Check, Ilyich, but soon. And you, electronic genius, come on quickly find your blueprints, we’ll make you two younger brothers. We’ll take you and one of them with us, but we’ll leave one here. As soon as Yu-Hun-Fyn and Yu-Kun-Fyn wake up, the three of you will take it.
“I know where the blueprints are, so can I start without waiting for them?”
- Well, but so that everything according to the drawing, without deviations.
It’s great that I don’t have to sleep. Hun and Kun, although not geniuses like Ilya, are excellent engineers, and would have been even better if we had not lost seven hours every day to sleep. I knew where the drawings were, and not just the drawings - Ivanov himself wanted to make me a brother, and managed to make almost all the parts except for some small things. This is for me for a couple of hours, well, maybe a little longer, but I can definitely handle it by morning, because I have speed.
And then the general and Ilyin went to bed. Of course, I was curious that Ilyin wrote to my boss there - it seems that I began to fit into this company, where everyone spies on everyone, just in case, so as not to lose qualifications:
- Dear multiple academician Ivanov in the period!
So far little-known Ilyin writes to you in the period, your admirer and follower. Your robot Zenon suggested that, creating the device, I laid down the Internet connection block there, copying it from your drawings, here I, Zenon and General Yu-Fu-Fyn decided to try and write to find out how we are business.
We have received letters from you. And when Zenon was alone and your first letter arrived, he turned to the academics, but did not receive help, since they all consider you crazy - they are afraid of losing what they have because of this, and your alleged madness is hushed up. They are very afraid of losing their ranks and positions.
Then Zenon wrote Yu-Fu-Fyn, and he came with his team. Then Zenon wrote to the company to make Mirolaz-2, he called it the device so temporarily, yours is now called Mirolaz-1. He says that as you return, you can call it what you want. All our companies collected the details on the list and instructed me to deliver and help them, because they consider me to be the best engineer, and they also want me, as if one of them, to become famous Ilyin in the period, since my father was Ilya and grandfather.
I will not describe everything in detail, but under my leadership Mirolaz-2 is ready and equipped according to your list, and moreover, in my opinion. He turned out to be twelve-seat, and when Zenon himself was wondering, he did not have more than eight seats.
Yes, I know that is not enough. But academics and research institutes did not give Zenon the large parts that they have at exhibitions. So Yu-Fu-Fyn set his specialist on them. Sergey Sergeyevich’s operations, and he already stole a lot - it’s impossible in any other way, because we have an operation to save the universe, approved by the order of the Admiral. This is not to panic throughout our half of the universe. She has two vultures secretly.
Now we are going to fly to you, and here Sergeyevich is for the elder, and Yu-Hun-Fyn and Yu-Kun-Fyn will remove the drawings from large academic blocks and make Mirolaz-3 for one hundred places. And then, when we will save you, together we will decide what to do next. Do not hesitate, people gathered here who remember and respect you, dedicated to the cause, so that we will succeed.
With great respect from all of us, Ilyin Ilya Ilyich.
As soon as I took a couple of steps to the exit of Mirolaz, when I heard: ding! That means the answer has come. Well, of course, I read:
- Great, Ilyin!
It will now be easier for me to wait. But it is also necessary to put such a unit in the laboratory. And tell Zeno that I like the name Mirolaz for my device.
Ivanov in the period.
Naturally, I wrote the answer so that the boss knew that I was on duty and I was following the mail:
- Ilyin and all the people went to sleep, exhausted in such a way that they fell from their feet, they didn’t know for an hour yet what was important. Only me, Zeno, is in touch. And I’m collecting my brother myself. And about the communication unit for the laboratory, Ilyin and I immediately guessed, only I had before. As soon as Yu-Hun-Fyn and Yu-Kun-Fyn wake up, they will do it.
Your secretary Zeno.
A short and final answer came:
- I'm waiting!
I realized that the correspondence was over, and set to work, so that when they all get enough sleep, there was something to surprise them.
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* Ion engines work fine at low speeds and are used for takeoff and landing on planets, as well as for flights inside the solar system. However, planetary engines are used to fly above the planet’s surface.
** Hyperdrive - engines for long-distance flights at superlight speeds in intergalactic space. They are also used for flights inside the galaxy, but only in conjunction with other types of engines, for example, with ionic ones, since cornering can not do without additional thrust of ionic engines.
*** A cocoon from a scalar temporal vacuum is created by hyperdrives around the ship to pass the light barrier and further move at superluminal speed.
Any criticism and comments are very welcome.
UPD. Continuation of the 5th and 6th chapters here .
Table of contents:
Chapter Three - Parts
- I am Sergey Sergeyevich S. - why hide what is already known to everyone, because Yu-Fu-Fyn, in the heat of the moment, almost completely let it slip - also to me, the general from intelligence. Chatting a lot, getting old, that means. But I believe that everything is here. By the way, I myself am a fan of Ivanov in the period, but fame does not shine for me, painfully secret work. Unless ever, post factum, the archives will be declassified *.
So, what will happen next, I will tell at the request of our beloved robot Zenon, as my guys and I have turned all these matters. And as the unit is called, I won’t talk, enough that the general almost didn’t reveal me at all.
I sent my guys to look at these machines and devices, and they were more than two thousand in number, well, what do they look like, where and how it lies. Well, all the little things, of course, are covered by the research institute, but the guards are brutal: either the former "Seals" are patrolling on all floors, or the retired "Airborne Falcons" are standing at each door. Well, this is of course all the guys are serious, if they get caught they will be grabbed by a death grip, then the claws can only be unclenched with the Glock barrel **.
Well, mine would have been beaten off from them, but only we have nothing to do with noise. So one agent came up in the dining room in the kitchen to get into the soup and sleeping pills. Clear business, all security, all personnel, doctors with candidates hit in the afternoon nap. Only about five perverts from the brutal guard didn’t eat soup, because they hated him fiercely, they got used to dry soldering from a young age.
So they had to be turned off: two turned out to have switches in the kidneys, and three were born without switches at all, they were just mutants of some kind - don’t put them into the landing boot, but they don’t turn off! Strong guys got caught, but against the armature number sixteen they still could not resist. Let me explain who does not know: this armature is a universal and not expensive disconnecting device, the “disconnect” button instantly appears at the place of application of the armature.
Of course, I did not approve of the methods of the agent and his team, and it flew hard from me, you need to work more with your head, not with the fittings. But when I saw what they dragged there, but checked on the list, immediately the penalty was canceled and all the awards. Of course, their methods are grandfather, but the end results are excellent! And what is most important to us? That's right, the result! Of course, I did not report the details of the operation to the general, I do not like bosses to worry. Instead, I laid all the mined electronics on the table and put the award list on top. Yu-Fu-Fyn and waved the list for joy.
Another agent and his team shut up with the janitors. And so as not to sweat the guards, the research institutes dragged with them a small teleportator disguised as a garbage can. One, therefore, follows the guard from the Sokolov, a little one turns away - gives a signal, and the second - grab the device and into the teleportator. And at the other end, the third member of the team only managed to place them on the shelves. But the guys were so carried away by the process that they threw a lot of superfluous into the bucket. True, then it became much easier to clean there - there was nothing to sit on dust, consider.
These also had to be awarded for their creative approach. And the extra pieces of iron, the value of which, as it turned out later, was expressed in astronomical values, I handed over to the chef's right hand. He simply tinkled on a closed line with an individual encrypted channel and explained what’s happening to him, or else people sniff him out of what, and they’re wizards, they will attack the trail and break into us, because you need to enter their position - because they need peace save! And then goodbye secrecy! So it’s better to warn than to decide which caliber to plug your mouth into. So it is better for everyone.
Well, not everything is so bad among my agents. They perfectly fulfilled my main requirement - no repetitions, so that ordinary law enforcement officers could not detect any system in theft.
The third group lifted the roof from the exhibition pavilion of one academy with an airship, and then they filled it with sleepy gas from the helicopter, overdid it a bit - the director of the exhibition slept a record seventy-one hours - but the twenty-ton bandura was picked up by a cargo helicopter without any problems. True, they remembered the security cameras at the last moment, so I had to go back and fix the defect. They transported the longest time with a secure server to which these cameras wrote videos. Well, therefore, there was no time to bother with the roof, put it in its place there and do other nonsense, so she remained suspended from the airship. Deviation from the plan seems to be small, but still somehow awkwardly came out.
I wanted to release this matter on the brakes, but I could not. A reporter from the tenth news channel found out about this and clung tightly, it was painfully spectacular that the roof under the airship dangled. And the boss, as you know, watches the news in the evenings. It raises questions and asks all sorts of slippery, but unpleasant.
But I can’t lie to my boss, if I’ve gotten into it - I think it’s below my dignity, so I had to honestly admit that the problem came up with a roof, and henceforth, I promise, everything will be in openwork. Well, of course, he added about urgency, and about saving the universe, and they say that the guys wanted faster and better.
Well, the old ulcer just finished for me, they say, but it turned out something like that? As always! I did not deny this, that the truth is the truth, and getting into the bottle is more expensive for myself. And so the storm passed by, of course, it wasn’t up to the award list anymore - everyone is glad that they got off with a slight fright.
Most talented young and talented people worked. We went to an academic exhibition with a miniaturizer case, and brought along a robot loader in an invisible cloak. Of course, he hinged the hinges and axles properly so that they would not creak or rattle in vain. Well, the three young agents have all kinds of questions for the ministers about the exhibits, and the ministers are all there with degrees - they just ask them what they will tell! Of course, they care about this, that is, explain everything, like it, because of this they seem so smart in front of themselves that they are bursting with pride and happiness. And when the breath returned to the place, the servants fell into a stupor, barely reached the security call button, but no one interfered with it, and mind you - they could!
The seals broke, and the pavilion was half empty! And most importantly, the main exhibit - a forty-ton huge - is not. They rushed to grab everyone and search, but quickly realized that what small things could be affordable, but where did the main exhibit go?
But the fact is that our young talent levitator attached to that suitcase. And when the robot turned on the miniaturizer suitcase and threw it on top of the main exhibit, then he wrapped the suitcase with an invisibility cloak and wrapped everything that came to hand from the list for scientific explanations of the servants, and the list was hammered in his electronic head. But in the miniaturizer all these things are two hundred times less than steel, but the weight and mass have not changed, but only the density. But the levitator was adapted there against weight, but I had to tinker with mass and inertia! It is difficult to disperse and slow down a suitcase weighing sixty tons, the braking distance is large, and at the corners even the robot loader is heavily loaded.
But the same agent as the levitator came up with to adapt to the miniaturizer, he came up with an electronic hacking unit to attach to the robot loader! The robot, then, to the back door, but it is not visible! With a spare invisible cloak, I hung the door, dived under it, and what’s there for our block breaking their superkiberzamok! He wasn’t even enough for fifteen seconds! The robot and went into the emergency tunnel, which is direct to the parking lot!
And when they finished scouring all the visitors, one of the agents, well, the same clever one, crept in, dived under the cloak that hid the open door, and then locked the doors, and crumpled the cloak and put it in his jeans pocket.
In the parking lot of the robot, the last member of the group with a heavy truck was waiting. The robot climbed into the van with the suitcase, already turned the springs inside out. But that’s nothing, the load-bearing sensor was even smashed there before, provided it means that the engine will not start when overloaded, but the wires are short-circuited directly. And to hell with it with the sensor, and with the truck, they are mass-produced, so there’s nothing to be repaired, and it’s not expensive at all.
This is what I call a smart operation. The chief himself proposed these guys to the awards, but he was not stingy, but he wished to see the cleverest personally, he wanted to tell him a lot of good things about successes and a worthy change. Well, of course, I was filled with pride for the guy.
This, of course, is not all that my boys have done, and moreover, not all that they can. But I can’t go on, there are a lot of secret tricks that haven’t been seen by anyone yet, and I’ll wait to cover all of this, when you’ll get into criminal textbooks, then you will read it yourself. In our business, pensioners talk a lot, and these, as a rule, are those who cannot work due to declassification, which means that they cost zero without a wand, and all that remains for them is to write memoirs, be careful not to expose others, otherwise colleagues will come to visit and say such thanks!
I am sure that here everyone understands everything correctly, and, therefore, chatting is not in your interests. I introduced you to my secret service, so lightly that you don’t have big problems, and it was interesting, but I warn everyone from getting to know the cleansing service, God forbid that these chippers disappear even by mistake!
In the meantime, my guys were dragging what the wise men put on the list, the Yu-Khun-Fyn and Yu-Kun-Fyn brothers began to lay out along the shelves and along the walls as they arrived. Stop, stop, don't make such big eyes! And didn’t you know that they are brothers and relatives of our general? Here I am you, ha ha ha, framed! This is non-public information for official use, not under the hyphae, but you already serve in the department, so we can do without formalities.
- What are you doing ?! Ilyin exclaimed, watching me pull out a pistol and holsters.
- Ah! Sorry, this is a reflex, the cost of the profession, so to speak, blundered too much, and now the hand itself reaches for the gun. However, it’s great you reacted to it! No, everything is in order, we can forget about this incident, my apologies. - I made extra effort on myself and stuck the gun in the holster, and instead of it I took out my handkerchief to dab the sweaty forehead. I won’t forget that stripping is no longer my problem - I’m already in charge of another service. In general, it’s time to disperse, and here Sidorov is once again behind, crept in with an absent look. I’m not afraid of him, I know that he is trying for Yu-Fu-Fyn, and I also know about the micro-Zeiss prosthesis in his right eye. He, when not needed, allows you to look quite normal, and when necessary, Sidorov can squirrel in the eye from the blaster for two kilometers, so that the skin does not spoil. And now I have to go further equipment, well,
***
When the general and I were left alone, he slyly looked at me and said:
“It's good, Zeno, when both the right hand and left hand consider you aging and quietly surviving from the mind.” It’s easier to learn their small and cheap secrets. But Sergey Sergeyevich is not aware that it was not I who survived from my mind and almost gave him out of old-fashioned insanity, but that we played everything to Sidorov as if by notes. It is time for him to come out of the shadows. If I’m staying alive, I’ll definitely go for a raise, and already Rear Admiral will send me reports. And who in my place? That's right, a person needs his own and tested, to keep abreast of all affairs, methods and traditions, and to save the world and keep everyone in his fist, only gently, so that, therefore, was imperceptible.
And Sergey lived so secret for so long, he received his salary all his life under the number, and if he took a taxi, which is rare, but it happened, he never called the address, but said: “left”, “right”, and “slow down somewhere , chef ”, what frightened taxi drivers terribly. This is he out of kindness, and then suddenly the taxi driver will have to be cleaned up because of his secret. Is it possible to immediately declassify this, well, so I decided gradually, in a narrow circle, so that I would not do anything from stress.
And how will the right hand become constantly heating my chair, all one is mine, even if he orders a new one for himself, and he needs the right hand in the staff, and who is better suited for this job? That's right, Sergey Sergeyevich! And who is in his place? So I think that it's time for me with that craftsman that the suitcase used so cunningly, to get to know better. And if it is suitable, then instead of Sergey will be the left hand of my current right hand. Such a person needs to organize a promotion.
By the way, I didn’t want to disappoint Sergey, but I know everything about the switch number sixteen and the return of astronomically expensive devices. And he signed the awards because even so they all plow unknown people there, and when necessary they die, so why not reward them? After all, they did the thing, ends in the water, they did not try to make noise, did not press for themselves; So let at least the rewards - how they retire, be something to be proud of and what to remember.
Now I’ll go and see what the engineers are doing there. Of course, I don’t understand much in their affairs, but I don’t need it either, that is, Ilyin is in the period, and he is definitely a guy with his head, albeit with glasses.
***
I took coffee with sandwiches to Ivanov’s bedroom. And only I from the bedroom to the laboratory, and there are only two steps - Ivanov did not like to spend time on the road - and then the doorbell rings. Sidorov at the machine and, of course, to the door. And it brought the Diffuser and Monocluizer. I see how the door closed, so even the special forces robots relaxed, sat down again along the wall. And then Ilyin:
- Your Excellency, we’ll set up for dinner, and there everyone would sleep off and carry out the tests ...
- So you have been up all night?
- I could not stand it all, but Yu-Hun-Fyn and Yu-Kun-Fyn all, and still. They say that we are military people, maybe not geniuses, but we respect the order.
- Set aside, have breakfast, sleep for four hours, then continue! Anyway, we don’t know what to do with the ready Mirolaz; there is no instruction from Ivanov in the period. - And he muttered so quietly that I could hardly hear: “Like that, you give a reasonable order, and they wear out without any sleep or rest at work.” So after all, they can burn up, everyone needs supervision. ” “Zeno, please be kind enough to arrange Chinese tea, otherwise your brains will need a boost of energy in the morning!” Yes, and can a report or request be sent to Ivanov?
- Here is tea, you are already waiting. And I sent a report yesterday, but I don’t know if I have feedback, or maybe some equipment is missing. So you have to wait for news from Ivanov in the period.
I sighed heavily, but there was nothing to do: I had to wait, and this is the most difficult job.
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* Unfortunately, due to almost complete secrecy, we are forbidden to mention the description of Sergey Sergeyevich.
** Glock - brand pistol. It became known after the creation of model No. 19. Since those incredibly distant years, the brand’s popularity has only grown, however, like model numbers. The numbers grew so much that at the beginning of our space age we had to reset the numbering and start again, attributing the small letter “g” to the number.
*** Carl Zeiss is the founder of a well-known company engaged in high-precision optics. Initially, his workshop was engaged in the production of unique microscopes. In our space age, a company that has long been no longer owned by the Zeis descendants is engaged not only in microscopes, but also in telescopes that are in demand in our time, and also works on our defense system.
Chapter Four - Preparation
As soon as I gave tea to the general, he reported and heard, I heard something squeak in the supercomputer that Ivanov himself had created. And my hearing is not an example finer than human. I went to take a look at what is there, and there is a letter from Ivanov with a digital signature, that is, the present. Well, I opened it:
- Hello, my friend Zeno.
I was stuck here a little at the exit of TOKAMAK - neither there, nor here. I need help, but there is nowhere to expect it from you and academicians.
Then I made a sign to Yu-Fu-Fyn, and then to Ilyin in the period. They came up, and I whispered in their ear, saying that Ivanov was alive, a letter from him, and the digital signature was in order. We began to read together:
- Here are my coordinates and my frequency. Only so that you can contact me on it, you need to come close, further than half a parsec there is no communication. This, from our point of view, is the edge of the universe. It’s a pity that your letters cannot reach me back, it would be much easier. But mine should come, I designed a special unit, a long-distance.
I hope that you have already created the apparatus - there are big-headed guys among the academicians, so they can do such a task. Because without your device I can’t get out on time. There was the last cycle of work of this damned Tokamak, and then everything was thrown into the trash.
I’m sitting in their valve, and it will be closed until the very end. Well, even though a microscopic sink by their standards was formed here, the valve does not interfere with the operation, but just right for me. I managed to squeeze the apparatus there when the valve was closing. We can’t open it, and there’s nothing to think, we are in this supra world (this is where everything is big) on the position of microbes or, more precisely, micronanites. In short, I have no more room for maneuver than in planetary orbit, there is nowhere for the device to turn around properly.
Therefore, the following is required of you: the new device needs to be finalized. And first of all, install the most powerful blaster. This is both a tool and a weapon, without it there is no way. You also need a device with a long and durable cable and with a "cat" on the end, so that for different things you can hook and pull the device. And the cable, let its academics calculate the strength, and the length as long as possible.
You also need to equip the case with tacks and suction cups in order to fix the device, and the manipulators will not interfere, the most powerful ones that can be done. And also put a box with different interchangeable tools for these manipulators outside the case. Now your task is to find me and establish a stable connection. Then I will explain everything to you. We still have time by our standards, and by their standards in their scale in terms of our scale - this is about a month left.
Ivanov in the period.
PS Perhaps a teleportator, large and powerful, would be very useful. Yes, I almost forgot, the fiber optic cable, even the thinnest, but at least thirty pars, suddenly you have to do temporary connection points!
Now everything is for sure, I have not forgotten anything.
I have, as they say, the jaw hit my knee, so I was stunned by this letter, although this is a figure of speech, and I do not have a jaw as such, but I have a knee.
But Ilyin was not at a loss and immediately rushed to make orders to his friends in the company. So an hour later he reported to the general that everyone in openwork would bring everything except the blaster tomorrow. And no one has a blaster like Ivanov wants.
- How so! - exclaimed the general, - after all, Ivanov writes that the blaster is the most important and without it in any way, but you could not find it?
“I know where there is one,” Sergeant Sidorov interjected, who always eavesdropped on and peeped at everyone, and not at all from evil, and he had such a habit. - Remember that case with the preparation of the assassination attempt on the president of the interplanetary corporation? The one when I ordered all of that? There was a suitable blaster there. He should wallow in material evidence, in such a healthy black box with three vultures and the inscription “do not open, federal crime” - this is so that they would not open it from nothing to do.
“Why don't I know about him?” - asked Yu-Fu-Fyn.
- I remember that you were busy with something, and I handed over the report to Sergeyich. And the box is definitely there, I myself made this inscription on it.
“Is this not the one from which the presidential tanks, disguised as Lincoln, were going to be cut into slices?”
- Yes chef, this is the same case. They made an ambush on the freeway and were about to cut the entire motorcade out of seven over armored Lincoln at the expense of their own speed. Then you gave me a command ...
- All Sidorov, that's enough! I remembered this case, - Sergey Sergeyevich interrupted him.
“Okay, now I'll tinkle with my right hand,” said Yu-Fu-Fyn, “and he will order everything there, although this is not according to the rules, because the evidence is still there.” But if it is necessary for business, and there is no way to do it, then to hell with it.
- If you can’t, but really need it, then you can!
- But, but, sergeant, he’s good at joking, we’re not in for a joke! Take half the piece of iron and bring me this blaster, or rather not me, but Ilyin, he will put it on. And do not push double standards for the situation, this is a slippery slope. Got it?
As soon as Yu-Fu-Fyn managed to finish, Sidorova had already caught a trace, and fifteen special forces robots with him, only the door slammed.
“There are a lot of tricks for him, but the worker is gold and devoted, you just need to keep on a short leash and with a prickly collar,” the general sighed. - And now everyone has, sleep, relax.
“The soldier is sleeping, and the service is on,” Sergey Sergeyevich answered. - And I would have coffee in Turkish, dear Zeno, if not difficult.
“Then I have Chinese tea at the same time,” the general supported. - Yes, and prepare the engineers, let them relax a bit, they still have not measured work.
***
I will not retell for a long time how everything went further. You are all smart, and so guess that each to the best of your ability, and when beyond your measure, you have fulfilled your duty. The atmosphere in which all this was done, you already tasted. I can only say that in the next three days Mirolaz was assembled, equipped and tested, they only waited for Sidorov with a blaster.
Ilyin, in a period of happiness, fell into euphoria and then shone with a steady light for another month, until all this intellectual-designing drug came out of him. Indeed, Mirolaz was so good that both Hun and Kun glowed and bastards, but their dose was smaller in proportion to their creative contribution, and they lasted only for a week, and then it started to decline.
But I already ran ahead a lot, and it's worth it, so that everything is in order. I lost my mind about what I mean ... Oh yes! Engines were the last to bring: a pair of ionic * - to rise in the atmosphere - huge! But they are removable: you can leave Pluto in orbit, and attach it back on the way back. And after the hyperdrive **, although these were of moderate size, it became difficult to find between the ionic Mirolazs. And there were already four of these, it is not clear why. Ilyin explained that this is necessary for uniform coagulation of the cocoon from a scalar temporal vacuum ***. Yu-Fu-Fyn only grunted from intellectual overvoltage and said nothing. Of course, everyone else immediately understood everything and did not bother with questioning anymore.
The general, in the joys of such success, drove everyone into three days of vacation, but without interruption, so to speak, that is, he did not become generous with the leave workers. Like, the less you hang out where you do not need, the less security suffers. And there are enough beds and everything else.
As all the tea with coffee got drunk and crawled into the corners, through the bedrooms. Everybody was exhausted, except me and the special forces. But those do not care about anything until the order is given or the perimeter is not stormed. And the general called Ilya Ilyich and began to whisper with him. I twisted the auditory settings in a strong-willed way, and I hear:
“ Hear , Ilyich, we need to form a team.” In Mirolaz there are only twelve places.
- Yes, there is nothing to think about. You are traveling, without you, who will lead the expedition, I, as deputy for science and pilot of Mirolaz, Zenon as a steward and co-pilot, as well as invariably vigilant and all-controlling sergeant Sidorov, themselves spoke about a prickly collar with a leash. This is already four, and eight commandos. We’ll leave Sergeyich senior so that there is someone here to support us.
- And Yu-Hun-Fyn and Yu-Kun-Fyn?
- And who will take the blueprints from the samples, who will make the big Mirolaz?
- I understood everything, I agree, it is necessary, and no one can cope better than them. Only who will feed them?
- I rummaged around in a supercomputer and found Zeno's drawings. Maybe it's time for him to get a brother?
Then I could not stand it and shouted:
- Yes, yes! I want a brother! But chur, I'll be the eldest!
They both turned their heads in my direction and neighing together. Yes Yes! Namely neighing, this word is best suited, but what did I say? They never explained. But I explained one thing to them! I also found a super engineer and a super intelligence, but they don’t understand basic things.
- But you are laughing at me, but I alone know how you can contact Ivanov!
And then Ilya Ilyich claps himself on the forehead and does not shout with his own voice:
- Ah yes Zenon, he needs to make two brothers! Be the most famous robot to you!
- Really guessed? So it’s not at all interesting!
“Okay,” Ilyin agreed, “you are the first to come, you and enlighten the general.”
Yu-Fu-Fyn stood all this time with a misunderstood, silly smile.
“Your Excellency,” I began. - We did Mirolaz-2 on the model of Mirolaz-1. And Mirolaz-1, according to Ivanov in the period, has a long-distance Internet connection. So maybe we ourselves, without knowing it, because there was very little time to deal with all the little things, we just copied this block and it now stands in Mirolaz-2?
“He is absolutely right,” Ilyin supported me. - And right now we will write to him with the help of this block, but only through the USB flash drive I will transfer the data there, and write. Yes, and then we need to do the same block here, so that means we had a constant connection!
- Check, Ilyich, but soon. And you, electronic genius, come on quickly find your blueprints, we’ll make you two younger brothers. We’ll take you and one of them with us, but we’ll leave one here. As soon as Yu-Hun-Fyn and Yu-Kun-Fyn wake up, the three of you will take it.
“I know where the blueprints are, so can I start without waiting for them?”
- Well, but so that everything according to the drawing, without deviations.
It’s great that I don’t have to sleep. Hun and Kun, although not geniuses like Ilya, are excellent engineers, and would have been even better if we had not lost seven hours every day to sleep. I knew where the drawings were, and not just the drawings - Ivanov himself wanted to make me a brother, and managed to make almost all the parts except for some small things. This is for me for a couple of hours, well, maybe a little longer, but I can definitely handle it by morning, because I have speed.
And then the general and Ilyin went to bed. Of course, I was curious that Ilyin wrote to my boss there - it seems that I began to fit into this company, where everyone spies on everyone, just in case, so as not to lose qualifications:
- Dear multiple academician Ivanov in the period!
So far little-known Ilyin writes to you in the period, your admirer and follower. Your robot Zenon suggested that, creating the device, I laid down the Internet connection block there, copying it from your drawings, here I, Zenon and General Yu-Fu-Fyn decided to try and write to find out how we are business.
We have received letters from you. And when Zenon was alone and your first letter arrived, he turned to the academics, but did not receive help, since they all consider you crazy - they are afraid of losing what they have because of this, and your alleged madness is hushed up. They are very afraid of losing their ranks and positions.
Then Zenon wrote Yu-Fu-Fyn, and he came with his team. Then Zenon wrote to the company to make Mirolaz-2, he called it the device so temporarily, yours is now called Mirolaz-1. He says that as you return, you can call it what you want. All our companies collected the details on the list and instructed me to deliver and help them, because they consider me to be the best engineer, and they also want me, as if one of them, to become famous Ilyin in the period, since my father was Ilya and grandfather.
I will not describe everything in detail, but under my leadership Mirolaz-2 is ready and equipped according to your list, and moreover, in my opinion. He turned out to be twelve-seat, and when Zenon himself was wondering, he did not have more than eight seats.
Yes, I know that is not enough. But academics and research institutes did not give Zenon the large parts that they have at exhibitions. So Yu-Fu-Fyn set his specialist on them. Sergey Sergeyevich’s operations, and he already stole a lot - it’s impossible in any other way, because we have an operation to save the universe, approved by the order of the Admiral. This is not to panic throughout our half of the universe. She has two vultures secretly.
Now we are going to fly to you, and here Sergeyevich is for the elder, and Yu-Hun-Fyn and Yu-Kun-Fyn will remove the drawings from large academic blocks and make Mirolaz-3 for one hundred places. And then, when we will save you, together we will decide what to do next. Do not hesitate, people gathered here who remember and respect you, dedicated to the cause, so that we will succeed.
With great respect from all of us, Ilyin Ilya Ilyich.
As soon as I took a couple of steps to the exit of Mirolaz, when I heard: ding! That means the answer has come. Well, of course, I read:
- Great, Ilyin!
It will now be easier for me to wait. But it is also necessary to put such a unit in the laboratory. And tell Zeno that I like the name Mirolaz for my device.
Ivanov in the period.
Naturally, I wrote the answer so that the boss knew that I was on duty and I was following the mail:
- Ilyin and all the people went to sleep, exhausted in such a way that they fell from their feet, they didn’t know for an hour yet what was important. Only me, Zeno, is in touch. And I’m collecting my brother myself. And about the communication unit for the laboratory, Ilyin and I immediately guessed, only I had before. As soon as Yu-Hun-Fyn and Yu-Kun-Fyn wake up, they will do it.
Your secretary Zeno.
A short and final answer came:
- I'm waiting!
I realized that the correspondence was over, and set to work, so that when they all get enough sleep, there was something to surprise them.
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* Ion engines work fine at low speeds and are used for takeoff and landing on planets, as well as for flights inside the solar system. However, planetary engines are used to fly above the planet’s surface.
** Hyperdrive - engines for long-distance flights at superlight speeds in intergalactic space. They are also used for flights inside the galaxy, but only in conjunction with other types of engines, for example, with ionic ones, since cornering can not do without additional thrust of ionic engines.
*** A cocoon from a scalar temporal vacuum is created by hyperdrives around the ship to pass the light barrier and further move at superluminal speed.
Any criticism and comments are very welcome.
UPD. Continuation of the 5th and 6th chapters here .