February 4, 2011 at 14:14If website designers were marriage agents
You are a prosperous person, everything is fine with you, business rushing uphill, you have perfectly adjusted your own life. Your friends and colleagues rightly consider you smart, capable, successful and effective. And then one fine moment you decide to start a family. Before that, you had a different relationship, regular friends, but at the moment you are single. You are a man who has seen a lot, and you have a pretty clear idea of which women you would definitely not get along with. But what should be the only one you want to connect life with is not yet too clear. However, you have the time and money to look for, and you turn to specialists.
Hacking student
Rolls out the price below the market two times, or even three. There is no talk about any prepayment. No presentations or portfolio - all on parole. Guarantees, respectively, does not. “It works” as follows: he writes a term paper all the time, drinks beer with friends, suddenly “falls ill” at meetings, he has a “hard drive flying” or some family troubles happen. A couple of days before the delivery, he feverishly searches among his girlfriends for a more or less suitable for your vague description, not too skillfully, but carefully dresses and paints her, in a hurry he teaches what to say and sends to you.
Low paid designer
Shows a good portfolio. He says there will be three girls. For each subsequent will have to pay separately. It requires a small advance and starts to work. Quickly presents the first options. You generally like it, but not that much. In the end, you stop at one, pretty sweet and interesting, but at some birthday you accidentally learn that this is the ex-wife of one of your business partners.
Highly paid designer
Comes to meet with a beautiful album full of photos of successful marriages. He assures that it is exclusively his merit, all the customers have always been satisfied. The cost is twice as high as the market, but the quality, he said, is worth it. She declares that she will not start working until she receives half the fee.
Designer with artistic inclinations
I am sure that girls are needed exclusively for sex. Offers a choice of several with the appearance of pornstars, does not pay attention to other aspects at all. When you hint that this is not what you need, he accuses you of lack of taste and says that anyone else will tear them off with his hands.
A beginner studio
takes an advance, buys in bulk 20 pieces of the cheapest prostitutes, paints it with crappy makeup and shows one at a time with an interval of one week. After running out of funds, he declares that he has fulfilled his obligations and requires the remainder of the fee.
Experienced studio
He picks up three or four completely different girls, dresses beautifully, prepares an interesting biography for everyone. Shows in order "from worst to best," the last option is a stunning beauty girl with a golden tooth. You, of course, say that everything is fine, but here’s a tooth ... The performer, having broken down, agrees to replace it with ceramics. The tooth, of course, is a sham and is cleaned in a matter of seconds.
Life-beaten studio
He says that he won’t work without a detailed task. Requires all anthropometric characteristics, wishes by nature, name, blood type, zodiac sign, hair and eye color. He clearly fulfills all the requirements, reacts in the spirit of “well, you decide what you need, because there is not so much time, and we don’t know how to read your thoughts,” he responds to comments about what you definitely don’t know or thought about. As a result of all this tyagomotin you decide to act differently: say that you want someone who looks like Ninka from the twenty-sixth apartment. The studio is silent for a long time, after which it offers Lyuska out of the thirty-seventh, which reminds Ninka only externally, but otherwise the exact opposite. You understand that it is easier for you to negotiate with Ninka on your own than to pay these comrades in fact it is not known for what.
Usability Studio
First of all, with the prosecutor's meticulousness, he finds out why you even wanted to get married. He will know everything about you: how many times a day you eat, what kind of music you prefer, what your daily regimen is. As a result, he declares that you need a dwarf woman with a square head, so that it is convenient to put a mug with beer.
Studio "Design Bureau" A
detailed study of your personality. It makes you pass the test for temperament, Rorschach spots, MMPI, "House, tree, people", Eysenck and a dozen others. According to the test results, it is encouraging that you are a latent homosexual, and you basically do not need a woman.
Studio L.
He brings to you his employee, who has been researching your life for six months. After returning the employee to the Studio, he makes a perfectly designed and thought out commercial offer for a couple of months. After reviewing the price, you decide to score in search and buy Maybach, and on delivery go to the Cote d'Azur. And there the girls themselves will run.
Hacking student
Rolls out the price below the market two times, or even three. There is no talk about any prepayment. No presentations or portfolio - all on parole. Guarantees, respectively, does not. “It works” as follows: he writes a term paper all the time, drinks beer with friends, suddenly “falls ill” at meetings, he has a “hard drive flying” or some family troubles happen. A couple of days before the delivery, he feverishly searches among his girlfriends for a more or less suitable for your vague description, not too skillfully, but carefully dresses and paints her, in a hurry he teaches what to say and sends to you.
Low paid designer
Shows a good portfolio. He says there will be three girls. For each subsequent will have to pay separately. It requires a small advance and starts to work. Quickly presents the first options. You generally like it, but not that much. In the end, you stop at one, pretty sweet and interesting, but at some birthday you accidentally learn that this is the ex-wife of one of your business partners.
Highly paid designer
Comes to meet with a beautiful album full of photos of successful marriages. He assures that it is exclusively his merit, all the customers have always been satisfied. The cost is twice as high as the market, but the quality, he said, is worth it. She declares that she will not start working until she receives half the fee.
Designer with artistic inclinations
I am sure that girls are needed exclusively for sex. Offers a choice of several with the appearance of pornstars, does not pay attention to other aspects at all. When you hint that this is not what you need, he accuses you of lack of taste and says that anyone else will tear them off with his hands.
A beginner studio
takes an advance, buys in bulk 20 pieces of the cheapest prostitutes, paints it with crappy makeup and shows one at a time with an interval of one week. After running out of funds, he declares that he has fulfilled his obligations and requires the remainder of the fee.
Experienced studio
He picks up three or four completely different girls, dresses beautifully, prepares an interesting biography for everyone. Shows in order "from worst to best," the last option is a stunning beauty girl with a golden tooth. You, of course, say that everything is fine, but here’s a tooth ... The performer, having broken down, agrees to replace it with ceramics. The tooth, of course, is a sham and is cleaned in a matter of seconds.
Life-beaten studio
He says that he won’t work without a detailed task. Requires all anthropometric characteristics, wishes by nature, name, blood type, zodiac sign, hair and eye color. He clearly fulfills all the requirements, reacts in the spirit of “well, you decide what you need, because there is not so much time, and we don’t know how to read your thoughts,” he responds to comments about what you definitely don’t know or thought about. As a result of all this tyagomotin you decide to act differently: say that you want someone who looks like Ninka from the twenty-sixth apartment. The studio is silent for a long time, after which it offers Lyuska out of the thirty-seventh, which reminds Ninka only externally, but otherwise the exact opposite. You understand that it is easier for you to negotiate with Ninka on your own than to pay these comrades in fact it is not known for what.
Usability Studio
First of all, with the prosecutor's meticulousness, he finds out why you even wanted to get married. He will know everything about you: how many times a day you eat, what kind of music you prefer, what your daily regimen is. As a result, he declares that you need a dwarf woman with a square head, so that it is convenient to put a mug with beer.
Studio "Design Bureau" A
detailed study of your personality. It makes you pass the test for temperament, Rorschach spots, MMPI, "House, tree, people", Eysenck and a dozen others. According to the test results, it is encouraging that you are a latent homosexual, and you basically do not need a woman.
Studio L.
He brings to you his employee, who has been researching your life for six months. After returning the employee to the Studio, he makes a perfectly designed and thought out commercial offer for a couple of months. After reviewing the price, you decide to score in search and buy Maybach, and on delivery go to the Cote d'Azur. And there the girls themselves will run.