Compress 2Kb of text into 5 bytes

Hello to all the Khabrovsk citizens.
 
The other day I came up with a rather interesting way to encrypt / package / archive (underline as necessary) the text.
 
We look under the cat, who cares as a joke: to make it a reality ... So, we begin to turn the fairy tale into reality!
 
Разговаривают два программиста.
- Слушай, вчера написал новый архиватор. Любой файл сжимает в 5 байт.
- Ну просто рулез!..
- Ага. Сейчас работаю над разархиватором.



 

1. We take the source text that we need to remember / encrypt / pack
2. We paste the text into the search bar Google / Yandex / Yahoo or any other search engine
3. Perform a search, and copy the resulting long link in the address bar to the clipboard
4. go to goo.gl and insert the link
5. click "Shorten"

Voila! We got a link of the form: goo.gl/tvXo4 , where the “archive” weighs exactly 5 bytes!
These 5 characters are very easy to remember and there is always the opportunity to return them back to the original text.
And what’s important, these 5 bytes are not tvXo4 cracked by tvXo4)
 
PS
Naturally, you can use other services to shorten links,
and of course, keep in mind that 2KB is the maximum size of a URL, not text in line, but of course you understood the idea;)
 
Good day to everyone, use your health!