Do as Paint Can
Hello harazhiteli!
Yesterday one story happened to me, it would seem ordinary, but it touched me greatly.
It was already after midnight (hours 3 or 4 in the morning), I received a reminder letter that I received a new drug on the freelance website. Well, of course, it didn’t interest me much, because I’ve been in freelance for a year now. But still he poked, got to one famous freelance site ...
In fact, I didn’t even read the drugs. And he decided to briefly go over the reservations, to recall the past. Hoping that I will find some order for an hour and with a calm soul I will go to bed :) I see:
Well, I thought it was a chance, and I knock on ICQ:
- Alyo
- Alyo
- Pirvet
- Hello
- Ready to go ...
- Go ahead, get started
How so? Without any details. Well, I decided to make sure:
- How can I change the image?
- Anyone!
- Even change the size?
- Yes, the main thing is to increase to 1 GB.
- Let's say a white area from the bottom will be attached, will it suit you?
- Yes.
Well, in an hour everything was ready. I show. To which the answer is: “No, it's not that. I need the picture to remain visually unchanged. " I am indignant: "But you yourself said that you can resize and draw from the bottom ..." Answer: "I meant the weight of the picture can be changed." Oh god, I thought. “But it’s unrealistic to increase the weight of an image of 17 kb to 1 gb without adding anything to it” (pictures could be of any format)
Then his answer killed me:
- “And if you put dots in the picture?”
- “There are a lot of pixels from changing colors you won’t increase the size ... ”
And here his fateful answer comes:
“ “And in Paint it is possible!”
Having understood what the customer is, I dumped.
Bottom line: everything in life happens :)
my first topic is here. on a habr ...
Yesterday one story happened to me, it would seem ordinary, but it touched me greatly.
It was already after midnight (hours 3 or 4 in the morning), I received a reminder letter that I received a new drug on the freelance website. Well, of course, it didn’t interest me much, because I’ve been in freelance for a year now. But still he poked, got to one famous freelance site ...
In fact, I didn’t even read the drugs. And he decided to briefly go over the reservations, to recall the past. Hoping that I will find some order for an hour and with a calm soul I will go to bed :) I see:
simple script with adding weight to the picture
you need to write a simple image output script with adding weight to it, say 3kb each time
I don’t make an advance payment to the script , the budget remains open, write your own prices, the project will be received by the one who takes less time and price.
Well, I thought it was a chance, and I knock on ICQ:
- Alyo
- Alyo
- Pirvet
- Hello
- Ready to go ...
- Go ahead, get started
How so? Without any details. Well, I decided to make sure:
- How can I change the image?
- Anyone!
- Even change the size?
- Yes, the main thing is to increase to 1 GB.
- Let's say a white area from the bottom will be attached, will it suit you?
- Yes.
Well, in an hour everything was ready. I show. To which the answer is: “No, it's not that. I need the picture to remain visually unchanged. " I am indignant: "But you yourself said that you can resize and draw from the bottom ..." Answer: "I meant the weight of the picture can be changed." Oh god, I thought. “But it’s unrealistic to increase the weight of an image of 17 kb to 1 gb without adding anything to it” (pictures could be of any format)
Then his answer killed me:
- “And if you put dots in the picture?”
- “There are a lot of pixels from changing colors you won’t increase the size ... ”
And here his fateful answer comes:
“ “And in Paint it is possible!”
Having understood what the customer is, I dumped.
Bottom line: everything in life happens :)
my first topic is here. on a habr ...