June 29, 2009 at 5:49 Jokes from QIWI Support Operators
All characters and situations are real. Recorded by QIWI customer support operators.
A: subscriber; O: operator.
A: Hello! I didn’t put the money correctly, it means I’m a moron and EVERYTHING ?!
A: You didn’t pay through the QIWI terminal! (For the 10th time)
A: I have at least a watermelon! What do you feed me with your fruits !!!
A: Girl, I put it to you yesterday, but today I have not fallen!
A: Name your provider.
A: How do I call him, I call from the apartment ....... A
: Did you pay through the QIWI terminal?
A: (aside) Hey mother, she wants a kiwi, doesn’t say anything on payment!
A: Did you pay through the QIWI terminal?
A: Oh yes! Through your alligator!
A: You called the unified help desk of the QIWI payment service ....
A: To Kiev? And I thought you were a Muscovite, so speak correctly.
O: terminal number.
A: What is the crime?
A: It says on the terminal that it doesn’t work, but I still tried it, the money sucked in, but it didn’t fall on the balance.
A: I put my money there where “Take a check” is written.
A: Girl, well, nobody picks up the phone there !!!
A: Where are you calling?
A: Well, you said, look at the terminal number, I’m calling him, and there no one answers!
A: You mistakenly paid for “Download”
A: What snack, I didn’t order anything.
A: Girl, do you have a delay?
A: Please indicate the terminal number.
A: So-so-so-so, so-and-so-and-so-so ... ... do you have a specific terminal number or can I have a TIN?
A: Did you pay through the QIWI terminal?
A: A?
A: Did you pay through the QIWI terminal?
A: How do you know this?
A: was the orange bird on the terminal?
A: Ah, there was some kind of ginger pterodactyl.
A: Girl, please transfer 5 rubles to me.
O: You called the unified help desk of the QIWI payment service, we only provide information on payments.
A: Yes, I do not ask the company, I personally ask you, as a person of a person, well, at least 5 rubles, I will honestly return it later.
A: Hello, your personal assistant ....... I am listening to you.
A: And when will the one that succeeds you come?
A: What do you mean?
A: I don’t like your voice here, I want one or the other ....
A: When did you make the payment?
A: December 32 A:
Where did you read the phone number of our help desk?
A: A friend gave.
A: Hello, I’m generally not calling for payment here, I just don’t know what to do ... and then I remembered about you ... A
: Hello, your personal assistant ... ... I'm listening to you.
A: Our dealer has disappeared, does not bear rent, call him.
A: I do not have information about the location of the dealer and his phone number.
A: And if he disappeared? Type of rental I will not see?
A: What is the receipt number?
A: Che, because of 100 rubles I will look for the receipt number?
A: Why didn’t you put money on my phone? !!!
A: You did not make the payment through our terminal; you need to call the phone number indicated at the bottom of the receipt.
A: Yes, I know, but they don’t pick up the phone, but they pick up from you. I'll call you, can I?
A call to the night shift .......
A: Girl, I'm a watchman in the store. Your terminal blinked now and turned off, the timer began the countdown !!! What to do????!!!
A: Girl, I accidentally paid for the QIWI help desk phone 8-800-333-00-59.
What to do???!!!
A: Did you make a payment today?
A: No, a little earlier ....
A: Girl, transfer the payment to me faster, I will send you a chocolate bar via SMS.
A: What should I do, I paid for Nokia, and a Samsung SIM card?
A: What is the receipt number?
A: I can’t, I’m in the forest, it’s dark here. I need to call a taxi to take away the boar, which I failed. I put 5 rubles in the hollow, but the taxi doesn’t go ... maybe the squirrel stole money?
A: I threw out the receipt, but I need it. I got her out of the trash, she is a little dirty and therefore they did not accept her in Beeline.
A: How much does your terminal cost?
A: Do you want to purchase a terminal?
A: No, break up.
A: Do you have a receipt for payment?
A: I tore it to pieces, but I can collect ... A
: Have you saved the receipt?
A: Yes, she was, but her child ate me.
A: What is the phone number you paid for?
A: 6300 .... Nokia A
: You made a mistake in the number?
A: Yes, we sent my grandfather to pay ... but he threw up something incomprehensible.
A: What is your service provider?
A: Yes, we are always in touch.
A: I do not like being thrown for money. And you threw me, and for 20 rubles.
A: If I incorrectly dialed one digit in the number, will the money come to me ???
A: Girl, I put 10 rubles on the phone an hour ago, they never came. Tell me, please, is it connected with Shrovetide?
A: How much did you deposit?
A: Three pieces of paper.
A: My daughter didn’t pay correctly yesterday, because she was distracted with a man ...
A: and if I go, I’ll put something else, will something come for me ???
A: Hello girl, until I call you, the money does not come to my account, and immediately after the call. So I decided not to wait, but to call right away.
A: Call phone number
A: Now I’ll open the contact and see.
A: What is the payment date?
A: Yesterday, February 19 (and today March 22)
A: I did not pay the number correctly. Why didn’t the terminal tell me that the number was dialed incorrectly?
A: Girl, on the 26th I sent to this number !!! A:
Terminal number
A: Record: QIWI!
A: Girl, money has come to me. Now I will always put it on you ....
A: The girl was in trouble with me.
A: I'm listening to you !!!
A: I’m very uncomfortable, probably you have never heard of such a thing ....
A: I am listening to you.
A: I incorrectly paid the number .......
A: Girl, I put a whole bunch on the phone !!!
O: (just a mute and a quiet tantrum ……….)
A: Hello. My name is Tatyana Ivanovna!
A: I'm listening to you.
A: My dog gnawed a receipt ..............
A: Hello, your personal assistant ... listening to you!
A: My dad went to pay for the phone and did not return. Girl, please call him, please.
A: Ale! Operator. I threw THERE, I’m losing my sitting ARRIVING waiting !!! Assistant well, when the COMING will be !!!
A: What is your mobile operator?
A: My operator, well ... a red egg ........
O: Perhaps you have a MTS mobile operator.
O: Have you got your receipt?
A: Almost.
I hope that on Monday evening you have a little better mood.
A: subscriber; O: operator.
A: Hello! I didn’t put the money correctly, it means I’m a moron and EVERYTHING ?!
A: You didn’t pay through the QIWI terminal! (For the 10th time)
A: I have at least a watermelon! What do you feed me with your fruits !!!
A: Girl, I put it to you yesterday, but today I have not fallen!
A: Name your provider.
A: How do I call him, I call from the apartment ....... A
: Did you pay through the QIWI terminal?
A: (aside) Hey mother, she wants a kiwi, doesn’t say anything on payment!
A: Did you pay through the QIWI terminal?
A: Oh yes! Through your alligator!
A: You called the unified help desk of the QIWI payment service ....
A: To Kiev? And I thought you were a Muscovite, so speak correctly.
O: terminal number.
A: What is the crime?
A: It says on the terminal that it doesn’t work, but I still tried it, the money sucked in, but it didn’t fall on the balance.
A: I put my money there where “Take a check” is written.
A: Girl, well, nobody picks up the phone there !!!
A: Where are you calling?
A: Well, you said, look at the terminal number, I’m calling him, and there no one answers!
A: You mistakenly paid for “Download”
A: What snack, I didn’t order anything.
A: Girl, do you have a delay?
A: Please indicate the terminal number.
A: So-so-so-so, so-and-so-and-so-so ... ... do you have a specific terminal number or can I have a TIN?
A: Did you pay through the QIWI terminal?
A: A?
A: Did you pay through the QIWI terminal?
A: How do you know this?
A: was the orange bird on the terminal?
A: Ah, there was some kind of ginger pterodactyl.
A: Girl, please transfer 5 rubles to me.
O: You called the unified help desk of the QIWI payment service, we only provide information on payments.
A: Yes, I do not ask the company, I personally ask you, as a person of a person, well, at least 5 rubles, I will honestly return it later.
A: Hello, your personal assistant ....... I am listening to you.
A: And when will the one that succeeds you come?
A: What do you mean?
A: I don’t like your voice here, I want one or the other ....
A: When did you make the payment?
A: December 32 A:
Where did you read the phone number of our help desk?
A: A friend gave.
A: Hello, I’m generally not calling for payment here, I just don’t know what to do ... and then I remembered about you ... A
: Hello, your personal assistant ... ... I'm listening to you.
A: Our dealer has disappeared, does not bear rent, call him.
A: I do not have information about the location of the dealer and his phone number.
A: And if he disappeared? Type of rental I will not see?
A: What is the receipt number?
A: Che, because of 100 rubles I will look for the receipt number?
A: Why didn’t you put money on my phone? !!!
A: You did not make the payment through our terminal; you need to call the phone number indicated at the bottom of the receipt.
A: Yes, I know, but they don’t pick up the phone, but they pick up from you. I'll call you, can I?
A call to the night shift .......
A: Girl, I'm a watchman in the store. Your terminal blinked now and turned off, the timer began the countdown !!! What to do????!!!
A: Girl, I accidentally paid for the QIWI help desk phone 8-800-333-00-59.
What to do???!!!
A: Did you make a payment today?
A: No, a little earlier ....
A: Girl, transfer the payment to me faster, I will send you a chocolate bar via SMS.
A: What should I do, I paid for Nokia, and a Samsung SIM card?
A: What is the receipt number?
A: I can’t, I’m in the forest, it’s dark here. I need to call a taxi to take away the boar, which I failed. I put 5 rubles in the hollow, but the taxi doesn’t go ... maybe the squirrel stole money?
A: I threw out the receipt, but I need it. I got her out of the trash, she is a little dirty and therefore they did not accept her in Beeline.
A: How much does your terminal cost?
A: Do you want to purchase a terminal?
A: No, break up.
A: Do you have a receipt for payment?
A: I tore it to pieces, but I can collect ... A
: Have you saved the receipt?
A: Yes, she was, but her child ate me.
A: What is the phone number you paid for?
A: 6300 .... Nokia A
: You made a mistake in the number?
A: Yes, we sent my grandfather to pay ... but he threw up something incomprehensible.
A: What is your service provider?
A: Yes, we are always in touch.
A: I do not like being thrown for money. And you threw me, and for 20 rubles.
A: If I incorrectly dialed one digit in the number, will the money come to me ???
A: Girl, I put 10 rubles on the phone an hour ago, they never came. Tell me, please, is it connected with Shrovetide?
A: How much did you deposit?
A: Three pieces of paper.
A: My daughter didn’t pay correctly yesterday, because she was distracted with a man ...
A: and if I go, I’ll put something else, will something come for me ???
A: Hello girl, until I call you, the money does not come to my account, and immediately after the call. So I decided not to wait, but to call right away.
A: Call phone number
A: Now I’ll open the contact and see.
A: What is the payment date?
A: Yesterday, February 19 (and today March 22)
A: I did not pay the number correctly. Why didn’t the terminal tell me that the number was dialed incorrectly?
A: Girl, on the 26th I sent to this number !!! A:
Terminal number
A: Record: QIWI!
A: Girl, money has come to me. Now I will always put it on you ....
A: The girl was in trouble with me.
A: I'm listening to you !!!
A: I’m very uncomfortable, probably you have never heard of such a thing ....
A: I am listening to you.
A: I incorrectly paid the number .......
A: Girl, I put a whole bunch on the phone !!!
O: (just a mute and a quiet tantrum ……….)
A: Hello. My name is Tatyana Ivanovna!
A: I'm listening to you.
A: My dog gnawed a receipt ..............
A: Hello, your personal assistant ... listening to you!
A: My dad went to pay for the phone and did not return. Girl, please call him, please.
A: Ale! Operator. I threw THERE, I’m losing my sitting ARRIVING waiting !!! Assistant well, when the COMING will be !!!
A: What is your mobile operator?
A: My operator, well ... a red egg ........
O: Perhaps you have a MTS mobile operator.
O: Have you got your receipt?
A: Almost.
I hope that on Monday evening you have a little better mood.