God of web design

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    Once I wandered around the expanses of sites in the spirit of job.ru - and came across a vacancy of the following nature: “a web designer is required, blablabla”, the soap was on some free service, which alerted me, there was no link to the site either. Googled for granted, found the owner. I go to the site and immediately not a big shock. I did not know that it is so DIVINE that you can draw, especially on Yukose. And what texts, you wonder. Immediately, all of it, the same part of the contact list, Asi amicably roared.
    Some masterpieces of copywriting:

    You will receive the original inexpensive website of your company with high traffic and good indexing in the search engines Google · MSN · Yahoo! Rambler Yandex.

    If the design does not work efficiently enough, then you need to think about what should be removed before thinking what to add.

    For example, the website of a training company in Donetsk, trening.ucoz.ua, for the search words “trainings in Donetsk” on the FIRST position of the FIRST search page in Yandex and Google. In Rambler, on the first page of the search.

    Recently, they again remembered about this God of web design and decided to troll a bit, order a website from this person "ala Yandex", there was one hundred percent certainty that the student would answer the call. They started to ring, and here they pick up the phone, they say, a familiar voice with their “Allo”. A man was once a colleague and was engaged in corporate clients of the company. He is about 40 years old, and somehow between the words he stuttered what sites were doing, but no one took it seriously.
    Started wool site. It turned out that he made another masterpiece. They began to wool and him. We went to one of the trainings and something hurt a lot of reviews seemed. He burned when he left two kament from the same login. I quote:

    8 trening (09/19/2008 19:53)
    Questions regarding the training can be asked directly to the trainer
    E-mail: trening-cee@mail.ru
    Tel .: 8066 977 91 76

    9 trening (11/05/2008 23:29)
    I I liked this training "Effective Sales" in general. All the information received was very interesting and fascinating, accessible to perception. It is interesting that the theoretical part alternated with practical tasks. I hope that the knowledge gained during the training will allow me to increase the level of sales and communication.
    Sales Specialist of the Autocentre-Donetsk company Andrey Chuev. 10/26/2008


    Again, the land was round and among the reviews were reviews from managers of the company that was my client. After a short conversation with the marketing specialist of this company (I’m not going to PR), it turned out that there really was a training, they don’t want to do it anymore and only wrote reviews on paper, and of a slightly different plan. In general, the world is not without geniuses, and I am proud that I know one such person =).

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