What are the guards of supermarkets on the walkie talk about?

Has anyone wondered what supermarket guards are talking about? With incredibly serious and businesslike faces, they mutter something and mutter on the walkie-talkie. I decided to conduct a little research and posted a poll on the same topic on one resource. The results showed the following: 81 people believe that they are discussing visitors to the store, 17 specify who the guards are discussing - women! And if you run a little ahead, it turns out that women are especially interested in the sirloin back, that's exactly how 3 people answered, leaving a written comment. As it turned out, the female theme is very relevant among the guards of the order of shops, anecdotes turned out to be slightly less popular, as 15 people think. Only 10 respondents said that the guards were talking on the radio about work. Least of all they reflect on the meaning of life (6 answers). In the end, we see that supermarket guards are ordinary men who are known to be interested in women. You can not be afraid of them when they look closely at how you walk past the same window for the twentieth time. Most likely, they are trying to hide laughter behind a serious mine, because their colleagues have just told them a funny anecdote on the radio.