Usability War | Fight first

I recently promised a series of anti-usable posts . Under the glorious cause, it was supposed to devote a special heading “ f * ck ui ”. Later, I decided that the name is crude, inappropriate and crookedly revealing the idea. We are not fighting “ just ”, but to the glory of non-triviality and pickiness , right?

So meet! The “ ui-fantasia ” column : fantasies on near-interface topics, perverted usage logic, depression and humiliation for the average dumb user, abstraction of color codes, and much more.

I'll start with a series of standard interface elementsmutated and changed in accordance with my visual laws. You just have to find the logic you saw, guess what exactly was meant and why:



All interesting versions are welcome. Here and there .
PS: there will be published a visual solution .