Feng shui optimizer

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    “In the light of the current hobby for inapplicable oriental foolishness, the“ correct ”gadget can save many infected with copper compasses, mirrors and painted scribbles ...”

    That is exactly what the Japanese scientists decided , and released an irreplaceable smart feng shu-liberal thing. A small keychain, specially charged by cynical Buddhists, is able to change the poles of Tsy , Tsytsa and Tsytsytsy .

    For the uninitiated, I’ll explain: the teaching says that it is necessary to deal with each business in a strictly designated part of the home (which, the ampersand is clear , is absolutely impossible in modern living conditions).

    To help lovers kiss in the kitchen, sit at a laptop in the bedroom, smoke in the toilet, gain knowledge in the bathroom (with a half-soaked book in hand) - an elegant miniature assistant comes . It is enough to turn the lid of the device, and the necessary pole will appear on the verge screen (“Love”, “Money”, “Work” ...) After the seventh turn, the necessary one will appear, even if you are not very successful. And then you can safely do business, in full confidence that " Feng Shui " is on your side.

    The owner of such a gadget is easy to recognize. At the moment when the next " advanced"A fat aunt, and the wife is preparing to move the wardrobes, sofas, he gropes his universal amulet in his pocket, and smiles slyly.

    The original post (+ picture + opinions of "fanboys") is there .

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