SEO-conference “Website Promotion in the Belarusian Internet. Reboot »

The organizers tried to supplement the atmosphere of the Reloading with music tracks, their appearance and, of course, Morphius's crown question: “Red pill or blue?” After the answer, for some reason they didn’t swallow the pill, but threw it into a 9-liter glass goblet. After registering with food stamps at the Victoria Restaurant, visitors passed into the conference room, where the head of the Webcom made a small opening speech right from the steps. Either jokingly or seriously, Denis Guryev mentioned the customs union, which will finally open up new markets for Belarusian enterprises. His speech was interrupted by Webcom agent Agent Smith, who announced that he was in the hall of a malicious payer of alimonyblack optimizer. After that, the visitor with a happy number 91 was twisted and taken out of the hall under puzzled looks, and then they kicked him in the closet by the toilet for a long time - honestly, I saw it myself).

After stripping, Leonid Muravyov and Alexander Chekan spoke, who didn’t kick anyone, but only talked about the audience of the bayonet. Leonid's report largely repeated the information from CI. The main innovation is that, answering a question from the forum.searchengines.ru moderator, he promised to clear Akavita from dead souls by Saturday evening, and he’ll just install 3 new servers and then you certainly won’t see the falling Akavita. Alexander talked about the situation with the domains, spoke about a megatrude girl who alone confronts the army of evil Belarusian seoshniks, processing more than fifty requests to the catalog daily. There was also little information on the statistics of impressions and clicks on the direct, special placement and service links.

Sergey Skorokhod compiled “the first in Belarus rating of SEO-companies”. In short, then by tensorly multiplying the matrices of RF queries by the module of “expert opinions”, the only correct conclusion was obtained. Webcom is the champion.

Following him, Karina Chernysh made a report on the subversive activities of the flagships of Belarusian industry. It turns out, Atlas, PinskdrevBelAZ and their ilk do not comply with the President’s directives (yes, this word is mandatory with a capital letter). Instead of successfully working for export, they failed to create English-language versions of sites and hang out outside the TOP-100 on thematic requests. It turned out that a representative of one of the pest enterprises was present in the hall. A comrade from Vityaz carried a stream of words about the fact that their site is fully consistent with their business model, and the link to the non-existent English version of the site is only because "they call from the ministry every week." The lack of advancement to Russia is due to the fact that their local representatives advised them, to put it mildly, to sit quietly and not rock the boat. Strange ... I understand that if their dealers made huge sales volumes and asked simply not to interfere, and here the warehouses are overstocked, but nothing needs to be done. Here they are - the realities of Belarusian market socialism. And then a phrase was said, which caused the most stormy applause, laughter, tears and steam from my ears. In response to comments on the availability of copies of the pages, a gorgeous answer followed: “Yandex has already adapted to our site!”

After lunch, a representative of the furniture company pro-trade spoke about his thoroughly positive experience from working with Webcom. About how the monthly SEO budget of 1,000,000 brub brings them tens of thousands of American presidents. He talked about his vision of the signed agreements and gentlemen's agreements and promised to hit not by the passport, but by the face, if suddenly the seo-support gets over to the competitors.

The second half of the day was, by and large, the benefit of the half-Belarusian) Sadovsky. In two reports, he told a lot of useful (and for the most obvious) things, he talked about the fight against the industrial surge of links, that over the past 2 years, the link factor has more than halved. But, unfortunately, it was quite expected that even the fellow countrymen did not start firing at topics. Unless promised Yandex.bu in the very near future. He also did not forget to remind once again that they are essentially white and fluffy, and not cannibals , like some .

The first day of the conference ended with a round table, which was held in the format "Sadovsky and everything, everything, everything." At the end of this dialogue, he wished the Belarusian seoshnikov the main thing: “Happiness in personal life.”

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