The best "programming" jokes about Chuck Norris
- Chuck Norris declares all arrays endless, because Chuck Norris knows no boundaries
- Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself
- Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal
- Chuck Norris first program was kill -9
- MySpace is not really your space, it's Chuck's space (it just lets you use it)
- Chuck Norris can write an infinite recursion function and get its result
- Chuck Norris can solve the Hanoi Towers problem in one turn
- Chuck Norris walked to the end of World of Warcraft
- “It works for me” is always true for Chuck Norris
- Chuck Norris can remove Cart
- Chuck Norris Beard Can Print 140 Words Per Minute
- Chuck Norris can test the entire application with just one assert (one test)
- Chuck's keyboard does not have the Ctrl key because nothing can control it.
- When Chuck Norris visits websites, they receive a warning “Warning: Internet Explorer considers this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"
- Chuck Norris can divide by 0
- There are only two keys 0 and 1 on Chuck’s keyboard
- Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo he just prints his name in front of the teams
- Chuck Norris does not need a debugger, just looking at the bug is enough for the code to work correctly
- Chuck Norris can create objects from interfaces
- Object class inherits from Chuck Norris
- Chuck Norris knows the last digit of Pi
- Chuck Norris does not receive compiler errors, the programming language itself changes to adapt to Chuck
- Chuck Norris does not believe in fractional numbers because there are only two keys 0 and 1 on his keyboard
- Nothing Can Catch Chuck Norris ChuckNorrisException
- Chuck Norris can write multithreaded programs in one thread
- There is no Escape key on Chuck's keyboard because no one can save Chuck Norris
- Chuck Norris can inherit final class
- Chuck doesn't need to know the password to log into your system, he just dials ***** and gets access
- If Chuck Norris writes a code with bugs, bugs fix themselves
- Uptime hosting Chuck Norris - 101%
- Chuck Norris can install iTunes without Quicktime
- Chuck Norris does not need an operating system to work
- Chuck Norris can access object private variables