The best "programming" jokes about Chuck Norris

    • Chuck Norris declares all arrays endless, because Chuck Norris knows no boundaries
    • Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself
    • Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal
    • Chuck Norris first program was kill -9
    • MySpace is not really your space, it's Chuck's space (it just lets you use it)
    • Chuck Norris can write an infinite recursion function and get its result
    • Chuck Norris can solve the Hanoi Towers problem in one turn
    • Chuck Norris walked to the end of World of Warcraft
    • “It works for me” is always true for Chuck Norris
    • Chuck Norris can remove Cart
    • Chuck Norris Beard Can Print 140 Words Per Minute
    • Chuck Norris can test the entire application with just one assert (one test)
    • Chuck's keyboard does not have the Ctrl key because nothing can control it.


    • When Chuck Norris visits websites, they receive a warning “Warning: Internet Explorer considers this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"
    • Chuck Norris can divide by 0
    • There are only two keys 0 and 1 on Chuck’s keyboard
    • Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo he just prints his name in front of the teams
    • Chuck Norris does not need a debugger, just looking at the bug is enough for the code to work correctly
    • Chuck Norris can create objects from interfaces
    • Object class inherits from Chuck Norris
    • Chuck Norris knows the last digit of Pi
    • Chuck Norris does not receive compiler errors, the programming language itself changes to adapt to Chuck
    • Chuck Norris does not believe in fractional numbers because there are only two keys 0 and 1 on his keyboard
    • Nothing Can Catch Chuck Norris ChuckNorrisException
    • Chuck Norris can write multithreaded programs in one thread
    • There is no Escape key on Chuck's keyboard because no one can save Chuck Norris
    • Chuck Norris can inherit final class
    • Chuck doesn't need to know the password to log into your system, he just dials ***** and gets access
    • If Chuck Norris writes a code with bugs, bugs fix themselves
    • Uptime hosting Chuck Norris - 101%
    • Chuck Norris can install iTunes without Quicktime
    • Chuck Norris does not need an operating system to work
    • Chuck Norris can access object private variables

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