One dialog when creating a site

Do not judge strictly, Habralyudi: the history of one dialogue or “how not to make sites”

Client: I need a site. I have money.

Studio Manager: $ _ $ Let's do it!

Client: This, but do not want to ask anything?

Manager: Nope, come on.

Client: to

Manager: hey, freelancer. You have a pretty penny - draw a design.



Freelancer: ok

Manager: uh, the deadline has passed, where is the design?

Freelancer: This ... don't bother me. I have a peach revolution in my country, I was on the Maidan!

Manager: hrenase?

Freelancer: (in a week) you have a design

Manager: Client, look - design.

Client: some garbage. I want a big red bouncing ball!

Manager: freelancer, need a balloon

Freelancer: on

Manager: ... (the art director enters)

Art director: give me a peek ...

Manager: at the

art director: 0_o What is this?

Manager: design

Art director: why is this red jumping?

Manager: balloon

Art director: sphigi?

Manager: Duc client

Art director: a ...

Manager: client, to your own ball

Client: cool

Manager: let's get the money, we’ll give it to the layout

Client: but don’t want to ask anything? are there materials?

Manager: Nope, come on.

Comes in studio

director. Director: where's the money?

Manager: so, here. penny left.

Director: o_O penny?

Manager: Duc freelancer

Director: Make-up for the day

Layout: O_0

Manager: client, to your site. and leave me alone.

All together: even some garbage happened ...