Back to the Future

    ... Sergey B. sat in his office at the very top of the G. Steits Building and carefully studied the report on promoting the new web application G. Spreadsit for the last quarter, delivered just by the head of the sales department.
    - Well. - said Sergey, leaning back in his chair. - I see that after our acquisition of the company M. last year and the replacement of their unsuccessful implementation of exhel with our high-quality solution, we almost completely completed the transfer of users to our G. Spreadsheet.
    “Yes ... But ...” the head of the sales department began uncertainly.
    - What's wrong?
    - A certain MORF showed zero dynamics of transition to a new product.
    - Well, disconnect them G. Mail, G. Maps and G. Picassa.
    - Yes ... But ...
    - What is wrong?
    - According to our data, they do not use our services at all. Even G. Reklamoy.
    - LIKE THIS?!
    - Our analysts suggest that they are pirates, they are sitting on counterfeit goods.
    - The story repeats with I., I. and S.K. We need to call the president, let him organize democracy and education there. It is possible that these terrorists have oil.
    - Yes ... But ...
    - What is wrong?
    - In the sense - yes, they have oil. But they also have nuclear missiles ...
    - Well, turn them off!
    “... not connected to the internet.”
    - LIKE THIS?!
    - Our analysts have not yet made consistent assumptions.
    - Here's how to carry the fire of enlightenment to such barbarians? A? What is their state bank called? Disable him G. Accountancy ...

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