We make a portrait of the user Habr :)

1) I read Habr, and only for this reason I am cool.
2) Google is cooler than Yandex, Apple is cooler than Microsoft, Linux is cooler than Windows.
3) iPod is cooler than iRiver.
4) PHP is cooler than ASP, Java, C #, C ++, taken in brackets and multiplied by two.
5) Python is cooler than PHP.
6) Contextual advertising is our everything, the media will die soon. And in general, you do not need to manually select thematic platforms, but go to a large uncle, he will do everything for me.
7) I used to get to work at 5:00, suffered in traffic jams and the subway, and now I have muddied my web 2.0 startup and live like cheese in butter.
8) Only losers work for uncle.
9) Downshifting rules.
10) I’ll work a little more for my uncle, torment my startup and leave for the tundra with a laptop and satellite dish.
11) In vain you minus my comments, losers. I’m writing a revolutionary web application in PHP - the basis of my megastart. Soon I will be the last to laugh.
12) I have always loved robots and UFOs.
13) I must know everything about the project "Office". In the end, when the business goes and I get rich - you need to know how to combine IT, office and Feng Shui.
14) Artemy Lebedev - snickering starter, present in the minds only by inertia.
15) Artemy Lebedev - Boch.
16) I must definitely learn all the basics of personnel management. When my mega-startup based on a web application in PHP starts to bring me the first millions (in euros, of course, losers :), I will not have time to learn all these subtleties.
17) I want to see around me only the same crucifixes ... uh ... free people like me, so uh ... like reading coworking in May ...
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