Notes of a novice. The Tale of Elections at Shrovetide (Part 2)

    Russia 2005
    (previous part 1 )

    So the Index is growing not by days, but by hours. You look - the general calendar is over, and the favorite index is no longer the same as last year - it has grown to the sovereign . Well, although he against the background of the sovereign only looked pale. And so we knew him - a man of sovereigns, respected, noble. I remember three years ago it began. We look at the Indexes of those times in our cell. We look - we are amazed. Avon how. He began a year ago. Zyugan da Zhigan, the Duma boyars, were more notable than him, but more confident. Zyugan - from the pillars. A nose with a mole, bald wise. Zyugan swore at the princes.






    “On February 9, speaking at a plenary meeting of the State Duma, the Communist Party leader Gennady Zyuganov said that the government should resign. According to G. Zyuganov, the country was divided into regions. ”

    And the Index is a joy - the index is growing. And the Tsar himself cursed: “05/17/2005 (Zyuganov’s response to Putin’s message to the federal assembly) “ In general, the president’s message does not meet the challenges of the time and does not provide key directions. Under the current government, nothing in the country will change for the better. Only a government of national interests is able to hear the people, feel their pain, understand the priorities and problems and solve them in a timely manner, ”said the leader of the Communist Party faction.“ But Zhigan, as he realized that he was behind, let’s catch up.












    “On February 9, speaking at a plenary meeting of the State Duma, LDPR leader Vladimir Zhirinovsky announced that his party would support a vote of no confidence. "We will support because you, the government, do not know how to defend yourself." V. Zhirinovsky expressed regret that Stolypin is no longer in Russia. According to the leader of the LDPR, Zurabov should not go to pharmacies. The deputy turned to M. Fradkov: “you should have answered whether there was corruption or not.” V. Zhirinovsky criticized the "Homeland" and the Communist Party, calling on the heads of the Government of Russia, as well as the leaders of parliamentary factions to commit collective suicide with themselves. "

    And almost caught up with Zyugan. Almost almost, but not quite.

    Angry in earnest. So during the Great Lent, I took up the old for a passionate week.

    “March 30, 13:36, Deputies from the LDPR staged a brawl in the State Duma meeting room, after which they left the plenary meeting in protest against the election results in the Yamalo-Nenets Autonomous District. House Speaker Boris Gryzlov instructed the Duma Committee on Rules to deal with the situation during today's plenary meeting, ITAR-TASS reports. About 15 people participated in the brawl. The leader of the liberal democrats was their permanent leader Zhirinovsky. But, as it turns out, he was not the first to hit. ”

    Bara fight, and at lackeys forelocks crack. Saddled his horse Zhigan. The Index is growing by leaps and bounds. And all is not enough for him.


    Summer is coming, May is frying. And Zhigan again. Refuses to make peace (news for 05/17/2005 / Russia for 05/17/2005 / Deputies Zhirinovsky and Savelyev, who had a fight in the State Duma, refused to apologize to each other), then he talks about oriental gold.

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    And then I look at the index and I can’t believe my eyes. Our sovereign, a seer, already knew everything, even then he took care of the cause of the people, for the election of our best ruler!

    June was coming. It was hot. And money changers and merchants - all with his name on his lips.

    “June 24, 2005,“ It is planned to complete the liberalization of the Gazprom stock market by the end of the year, ”Dmitry Medvedev, head of the Gazprom board of directors, said today, according to Reuters. Medvedev also noted that liberalization involves the abolition of the quota on the share of foreigners in Gazprom’s capital and the abolition of all restrictions on circulation. ” And when the snow fell, take it and play with all his mighty strength. "On November 14, 2005, the former head of the presidential administration, appointed November 14 as first deputy prime minister, will become Russia's prime minister in the coming months, the Vedomosti newspaper writes, citing an anonymous source in the government." And here is his index - not an index - the Kremlin bell tower, the Spasskaya tower! To be continued Source












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