Creatives from users

Our local telecommunications has announced a contest for the best creative about new “unlimited tariffs”. Well, actually published these creations. I removed their tackle so that they would not stomp me. I warn you in advance from creatives that you can get brain damage;)



Creation numbered times: Song No. 1

Your neighbor doesn’t sleep at night now.
He set himself an unlimited number.
And
Chorus sits on the Internet :
He sits on the Internet - 2 times.

Your neighbor stopped bored.
He can download anything.
Now he has no
bans . And this is all unlimited. Internet
Chorus:
Unlimited Internet - 2 times

Do you want to be like a neighbor?
What are you waiting for - plug in the Internet!
Chorus:
Unlimited Internet, unlimited Internet!

Creation Number Two: Verse No. 1

If you want to download gigs, then
it’s time to connect an unlimited amount
And you don’t regret the money for it
;

Creation Nubmer Three: Tagline

Connect unlimited - stand in a row with me!
Make all enemies choke on saliva!

Creation Number Four: Verse 2

(read like Mayakovsky))
High speed,
no restrictions No
more Connect to
unlimited Internet!

Creation Number Five: Song No. 2

I’m brought USI anlim
to us, I’m brought USI anlim,
everyone is happy, glad,
I’m just sitting alone,
and I’m not connected,
what a fool I am, I
’ll be connected tomorrow

And now the highlight of the program!

Number Number Six Creation: Source Image: WSI Forum