I had a vision ... Revelations of the new Nostradamus

I had a vision for the future. For no reason, during ordinary eating of mashed potatoes, it swept over with an elastic wave, stunned and discouraged, and when the wave surged away, several phantasmagoric pictures remained in my memory. Which, in order not to forget, I immediately transferred to a file and now I will make it public.

I look forward to April 12, 2026, the day to which the first prophetic vision I tested relates, to find out if it was truly prophetic or if the writer's imagination failed.

So, I prophesy that ...

1. Presentation of a “site with heavenly IP”
On April 12, 2026, the article "Hidden shooting with a virtual camera" by nostro808 will be published on Habré. The author will provide a link to an unknown resource, which will soon be called "a site with a heavenly IP." The resource will allow you to have a virtual camera (equipped with a microphone) anywhere in the space and receive a high-quality image from it. The camera must be installed in geographical coordinates, indicating the height above the earth's surface.

2. The collapse of publishing videos on the network
In the first four hours after the presentation of the “site with heavenly IP” there will be a landslide uploading of videos recorded using the new technology. Most videos will be personal, but not all: several media characters will receive coverage. Many of them will appear in a form inappropriate for the public. Also, through a live broadcast from secret objects, several state secrets will be revealed. However, unlike media characters, no one will pay attention to state secrets due to the general confusion and confusion.

3. Blocking the article nostro808
Five hours after the presentation of the "site with heavenly IP", the article on Habr will be deleted, and the profile nostro808 blocked forever. The real name nostro808 will not be established: either immediately or subsequently.

4. Attempts to block the “site with heavenly IP”
Roskomnadzor will block the “site with heavenly IP” six hours after its presentation. However, the site will remain accessible not only through TOR, DNS servers and VPN services, but also through any provider, despite all the efforts made by those. At the same time, destroying the site itself, ironically located in the domain zone ru, will be impossible due to the uncertainty of the hosting and site owner. Hence the name of the resource: “a site with a heavenly IP”. In IT forums, this issue will be discussed first in terms of discussion. The theme of installing a virtual camera at an arbitrary point in space will hold second place for many years to come.

5. The first restriction when using a virtual camera
On April 13, 2026, the first limitation will be revealed when using a virtual camera: on a “site with celestial IP” it is impossible to indicate a point in space above or below 2033 meters from the surface of the earth. There is no such restriction in the site’s interface, but when you go beyond the specified limits, the virtual camera is installed at a distance of 2033 meters. Subsequently, the limit distance will be clarified. The number 2033, 27272727 ... will be called "minimax h" or simply "minimax".

6. Heavenly IP technology
On the same day, through the efforts of intrigued enthusiasts, it turns out that “heavenly IP” works on the principle of a decentralized Internet, parts of the program code of which are written in the BIOS of computer devices. All computer devices on planet Earth. How are inscribed, science does not know. Replacing the boards with new ones will not work, because after some time (from 3 to 5 hours from the start of using the device), the BIOS will be spontaneously rewritten. Various hypotheses will be put forward, most of which will come down to stating the fact: the technology of a “site with a heavenly IP” is beyond human capabilities. In society, the understanding that something extraordinary is happening with earthly civilization will mature. The concept of “Doomsday” and interference in the terrestrial affairs of alien civilizations will gain a new round of popularity.

7. A sporadic surge in crime
on April 14, 2026, law enforcement agencies will record the first crimes associated with the use of a “site with a heavenly IP”. Mostly theft of personal property (after all, from now on it costs nothing to establish whether someone is indoors). Also, crimes motivated by jealousy: two husbands will kill wives caught with lovers.

8. The response of the international community
On April 25, 2026, an urgent UN meeting on information security will be held. Statements by world leaders about the dangers of using unproven technologies and an appeal to Russia “to transfer information under the universal control that threatens the stable existence of democratic states.” Feverish two-, three- and multilateral consultations in a wide variety of formats. The leading world powers will seriously begin to consider the issue of blocking the Internet on a global scale.

9. Ban on uploading clips shot on a virtual camera
In May 2026, social networks starting with Facebook will adopt rules prohibiting uploading videos shot on a virtual camera. However, it is practically impossible to distinguish a movie shot on a virtual camera from a shot on a conventional camera, so the prohibitions will not work. Moreover, visitors to the “site with heavenly IP”, without even posting videos on social networks, will continue an active discussion of the information downloaded from there.

10. The second limitation when using a virtual camera
On May 11, 2026, it turns out that in some cases, virtual cameras demonstrate not complete, but distorted reality. If a user views a “site with a heavenly IP”, then shooting him on a virtual camera shows a blank screen on his monitor. Thus, through observation using a virtual camera, it is impossible to establish what information the initial user draws from the “site with heavenly IP”. It is impossible to find out who has read what information taken on a virtual camera. In the media of communication this property will be called "protection from the evil one."

11. Prohibition of evidence in court
On June 1, 2026, amendments to the Constitution of the Russian Federation, the Civil Code of the Russian Federation, the Code of Criminal Procedure of the Russian Federation, the laws "On the Media" and others, providing for all kinds of restrictions on the use of information received on the "site with heavenly IP", will begin to apply in Russia. Clips recorded on a virtual camera will cease to be accepted as evidence in court. Rationale: distortion of real information ("protection from the evil one").

12. Technology of identification of people
On June 9, 2026, a new technology will be announced on the “heavenly IP site”: broadcasting from a virtual camera from a photograph. Now it’s enough to upload a photo to the site to install a virtual camera at the location of the specified person. The camera is initially mounted at a distance of about 1.5 meters in front of the observed person. The number 1.5333333 ... (the exact distance of the initial installation of the virtual camera) will be called "jump HR", or simply "jump". At the initial installation of the virtual camera, the geographical coordinates are registered on the site, so the camera easily moves to a more convenient position.

13. Publication of videos with government officials
In social networks, commercials with statesmen will begin to be laid out en masse. Previously, determining the location of statesmen by geographical coordinates was problematic, but now, from photographs, it is easy. Mass requests are of the same type, therefore, videos are also of the same type and, in principle, are no different from videos with ordinary people. The presence of doubles among statesmen brings some revival.

14. About the dangers of visiting a “site with heavenly IP”
On June 14, 2026, the Ministry of Health of the Russian Federation will convene an urgent conference at which it will declare that a visit to a “site with a heavenly IP” will adversely affect the health of visitors. For the first time in world practice, the term “hypnogramming” will be used. A spokeswoman for the ministry will officially declare that a visit to the “site with heavenly IP” provokes heart attacks, strokes, high blood pressure, cancer, diarrhea, and general well-being. It is recommended that the population refrain from visiting a resource hazardous to health.

15. Capture technology of the past
On June 21, 2026, a “heavenly IP site” announces past capture technology. Now you can shoot not only the present, but also the past on a virtual camera - however, not infinitely. You can delve into the past on 12:08:34 on April 18, 1816. This time limit will be called the “second Christmas”. Why so, there are no technical explanations or even assumptions, however, for the cultural and psychological shock, the mere possibility of viewing events after the “second Christmas” is more than enough. The world will freeze in a daze, then, getting acquainted with the documented events of the past, it will begin to go crazy.

16. The law "On the inadmissibility of desecration of the past"
Two days later, an outburst of information, which history had not yet known, in Russia, the law “On the Inadmissibility of the Contamination of the Past” will come into force urgently. In accordance with it, the publication of information about the past captured on a virtual camera will be prohibited in the absence of documentary (notarized) evidence. However, the law will not work: the opportunity to personally see the past is so attractive that it will not stop billions of Internet users.

17. Recognition of an external attack on earthly civilization
On June 29, 2026, the UN emergency commission will unanimously adopt a communiqué in which it recognizes the fact of an external information attack on terrestrial civilization through the creation of a “site with a heavenly IP”. It will be reported that the party that launched the attack is unknown. An emergency commission will warn the world's population: the data displayed on the “site with a heavenly IP” are falsified for unknown purposes. If the data accidentally corresponds to reality, then they serve to divert attention from falsified data.

18. New revolutionary products from the company "Gostar"
In September 2026, Gostar will launch the first celestial IP product on the market: the so-called lyphaser. The program will allow you to receive ready-made information samples from any “person with heavenly IP” for any persons or events. Connection to the “site with celestial IP” is performed by API, then automatic processing and reduction of the footage is performed, comments are added (at the request of the user: captions or voiceover). Gostar Life Phaser will win crazy user acclaim and will serve as the standard for the new product line. In just a few months, Gostar will turn from a little-known research laboratory into a world-famous corporation. “Google” and “Yandex” will rush in pursuit, but will be late: precious time will be lost.

19. Life-hackers and comparazzi - new professions
By the end of 2026, mankind will gradually get used to the new reality. New professions will appear, for example life hackers and comparazzi. Life hackers are historical scholars investigating the intricate vicissitudes of the past through its online viewing. Comparazzi - journalists and bloggers specializing in the search for significant (usually scandalously colored) events that are not found by standard life phasers.

20. Emotions - a new way to relax
February 2, 2027 Gostar Corporation presents a new product for relaxation - emoucher. The program will allow you to generate videos from the past with a given emotional coloring and intelligence. In the fine settings, in addition to the required emotional coloring, it is necessary to indicate the desired period, language and sample topics. The emoucheur from Gostar will determine the user’s intellectual level independently, based on the user's previous calls to the lyphaser.

21. Apjumentori - a new art
On the basis of life phasers, a new art is formed - adulterators: a selection of documentary shots demonstrating, without captions or voiceovers, any overvalued idea. The selection can be made according to one hero, or one event, or one locality, or one subject - at the same time, a predictable, but not voiced overvalued idea is an indispensable feature of the audience. It is impossible to challenge courtroom materials in a judicial proceeding due to the lack of an author’s text and strict documentation of the materials.

22. New government policy for a “heavenly IP site”
The commercial operation of a “site with a heavenly IP” will force the world community to reconsider its attitude to this resource, especially since a “site with a heavenly IP” cannot be killed. The site owner will not show himself in any way and the virtual camera technology will not reveal, the process of overwriting the BIOS will remain unknown. Moreover, there will be a simple technology for broadcasting from a virtual camera to any mirror surface. In this regard, world governments will embark on the recognition of the existence of a “site with a heavenly IP” while ignoring undesirable information. We’ll have to radically reconsider the tactics of the existence of political and public institutions, especially in contact with state secrets (which with the advent of the “site with heavenly IP” will become not so secret).

23. Church of Heavenly IP
In 2028, Quebec municipalities will register the Church of Heavenly IP. According to her teaching, nostro808 is the new incarnation of Christ on Earth, Habr is a precursor resource, and a “site with a heavenly IP” is a sacred resource, at the time of which the Day of Judgment will come.

24. Separation of people in relation to the "heavenly IP"
Opinions of the public about the new technology will be divided. Conservatives will consider the "site with heavenly IP" an external - most likely, alien - diversion and, pointing to the "protection from the evil" as an example, will refuse to recognize the "heavenly" videos as true. These people will continue to live as before, deliberately ignoring the information received from the “site with heavenly IP” - but, incidentally, only unacceptable to their psychology. Realists, on the contrary, will consider the information received from the “site with heavenly IP” to be absolutely reliable and will use it, but again, as necessary. In a few years, the differences between conservatives and realists will practically disappear, especially since the Gostar phasers (based on sampling and data interpretation) will be able to interpret past events arbitrarily. The number of people who want to check the correctness of the selection, spending personal time visiting directly the “site with heavenly IP”, will decrease. Such people will be contemptuously called "slogans" - in the sense that they climb anywhere.

25. Technology for capturing the future
On December 23, 2028, the technology for capturing the future will be announced on the “site with heavenly IP ...”

On the indicated date, the phantasmagoric vision surrendered, and I remained in front of a plate with cooled mashed potatoes, stunned by the information that had fallen on me. Will someone believe the terrifying prospect that has opened before me or consider it a game of literary imagination? How should I know?! Be that as it may, my duty to mankind has been fulfilled: the prophecy is recorded and made public. I can take a breath and finish the dinner, so unexpectedly and at the wrong time interrupted.