July 4, 2010 at 01:12Habrovodstvo
In light of recent publications (and their quality), I would like to share habrovodstvo - a set of recommendations on how to behave on a habr with the greatest efficiency.
At the very beginning , it is imperative to write "this is my first post on the Habré - don’t particularly minus". This is the so-called "habroimmunity", which acts effectively in 99% of cases.
In 1% of cases when you are really unlucky and your post has been bombed, do not be discouraged, but do the following:
Follow these guidelines when commenting:
At a time when ufologists are trying in vain to prove the existence of UFOs, this fact has long been obvious to users of Habré. UFO is present in all polls, it invites users and sometimes it writes some garbage in a dirty yellow font. You should not ignore this rule and at least several times a day should write about UFOs in the comments.
This question is often asked, while the answer is simple - you can write about everything that you like. You do not need to use a search - it still works sucks.
At the moment, several reviews of iPhone 4 are very much lacking on the Haber, no one has yet published a video about the history of Apple devices, and the new features of the Google Chrome build dev really need your detailed review. Write about how much you downloaded mp3s and movies in a day and publish an extended report on Google Docs labeled copywriting. It is also necessary to reprint all articles from techcrank, copyworld and sinet - because otherwise this news will go unnoticed by a wide audience. You can also talk about your startup, which you did yesterday in the minibus while driving home, and also ask for money for its development.
There is no need to write articles about artificial intelligence, data mining and algorithms, and in no case should you write technical articles , since nobody reads them anyway. 3 paragraphs - the best volume of the article, otherwise you can get comments in the style of "multibuffer", "niasilil", "did not read, but judge."
And most importantly - be rude to everyone, defiantly show your contempt for those who do not agree with your opinion and then the habr will wait for a long and successful development.
Good articles!
The main elements of the first post on Habr
At the very beginning , it is imperative to write "this is my first post on the Habré - don’t particularly minus". This is the so-called "habroimmunity", which acts effectively in 99% of cases.
In 1% of cases when you are really unlucky and your post has been bombed, do not be discouraged, but do the following:
- Highlight the phrase "this is my first post on the Habré - don’t particularly minus" bold - this will not help to cancel the already put down cons, but it will significantly increase the chances of being added by newly arrived readers
- at the end write the phrase “PS At least write why minus” - this will force readers who have already set minuses to come to your post again and write why they are wrong
Commenting Rules
Follow these guidelines when commenting:
- if the word "Apple" is in the post, you need to make sure that everyone knows how to hold the iPhone correctly, and if you are not 100% sure that everyone knows, you need to bring a photo with an illustration of how Steve Jobs does it
- if the word “Microsoft” is in the post, this is your finest hour and you can write anything you like - for example, “send from my ubunta”, “IE6 sucks”, “even my wife is smarter than these winders”, etc. Remember - it is not quality that matters, but quantity
- if in the post there is mention of the Linux OS, you must definitely point out its imperfection and talk about Boldenos, preferably showing contempt for the person who has not heard about it (and there are 99% of them on the hub)
- embed K.O. and a picture with big bang theory wherever it is possible - it always increases your chances that the person you contacted will respect you and add to your friends
UFO Cult
At a time when ufologists are trying in vain to prove the existence of UFOs, this fact has long been obvious to users of Habré. UFO is present in all polls, it invites users and sometimes it writes some garbage in a dirty yellow font. You should not ignore this rule and at least several times a day should write about UFOs in the comments.
What to write about?
This question is often asked, while the answer is simple - you can write about everything that you like. You do not need to use a search - it still works sucks.
At the moment, several reviews of iPhone 4 are very much lacking on the Haber, no one has yet published a video about the history of Apple devices, and the new features of the Google Chrome build dev really need your detailed review. Write about how much you downloaded mp3s and movies in a day and publish an extended report on Google Docs labeled copywriting. It is also necessary to reprint all articles from techcrank, copyworld and sinet - because otherwise this news will go unnoticed by a wide audience. You can also talk about your startup, which you did yesterday in the minibus while driving home, and also ask for money for its development.
There is no need to write articles about artificial intelligence, data mining and algorithms, and in no case should you write technical articles , since nobody reads them anyway. 3 paragraphs - the best volume of the article, otherwise you can get comments in the style of "multibuffer", "niasilil", "did not read, but judge."
And most importantly - be rude to everyone, defiantly show your contempt for those who do not agree with your opinion and then the habr will wait for a long and successful development.
Good articles!