July 24, 2006 at 15:12Pizza delivery, year 2008
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“Oh, the times they are a changing ...”
Bob Dylan
Operator: Thanks for calling Pizza Hut. Please indicate your state identification number.
Customer: Could you accept the order?
A: First you need to call the number, sir.
K: my number, yes, a second ... Uh, here: 3897950001-54-66689.
A: Thank you, Mr. Phelps. So, youre-mail is phelps@home.net, you live at Private passage, house 8257, home phone number 505-7633 , the worker in the insurance company "Beautiful New World" - 254-7697 , mobile - 733-7433 . What number are you calling from, sir?
K: What ?! And I'm home. Where did you get all this information?
A: We are connected to the NSS, sir.
Q: NSB? What is it?
A: We are connected to the National Security System. In this regard, the time you spend on placing an order will be increased by only 15 seconds.
K: (sighing) Well ... I would like to order a couple of your "special meat" ones.
A: I do not think this is a good idea, sir.
K: What does this mean?
A: Sir, the notes on your medical record, as well as the readings of the sensors built into the toilet seat, indicate that you have very high blood pressure, as well as cholesterol. The company that issued your health insurance bans such junk food.
K: What, what? !!! And what, then, would you advise?
A: You could try our low fat soy pizza. I’m sure you will like it.
K: What makes you think that I like such things?
A: Well, last week you picked up the book “Soy Gourmet Cooking” at your local library. So I assumed ...
K: Okay, okay. Give then two large, family.
A: That will be quite enough for you, your wife and four children. And your two dogs will be able to eat crusts. Your order is worth $ 49.99.
K: I will dictate you a credit card number.
A: Sorry, but I'm afraid you have to pay in cash, sir. You have a negative balance.
K: I run to the ATM and return with cash before your driver arrives.
A: It may not work, sir. The expenses on your demand account are also exceeded.
K: Do not worry! Just send the pizza and that’s it. Cash will be. How long will it take?
A: We are here a little late. We'll have to wait about 45 minutes, sir. If you are in a hurry, it may be more convenient for you to grab the order yourself when you get the money. True, carrying pizza on a motorcycle is probably not very convenient.
K: Wait! How do you know that I have a scooter?
A: It says that you have overdue your car fees, so you returned it to the seller. But for Harley, payments were received in full, and yesterday you filled up the tank.
K: In general, I #% # ^ * ^ & $% ^ $ @ #!
A: I would advise you to follow the speech, sir. On July 4, 2006, you have already been found guilty of insulting a policeman, and, as I see it, once again in September, for contempt of court. Well, for sure: it says that you just returned from the state correctional institution, where you spent 90 days. Is this your first pizza after returning to society?
K: (can't find words) A
: Anything else, sir?
K: Yes, I have a coupon for 2 liters of Coca-Cola as a gift.
A: Sorry, sir, the paragraph on advertising campaign restrictions prohibits diabetics from offering free soda. This is prohibited by the New Constitution.
Thank you for calling Pizza Hut!
Bob Dylan
Operator: Thanks for calling Pizza Hut. Please indicate your state identification number.
Customer: Could you accept the order?
A: First you need to call the number, sir.
K: my number, yes, a second ... Uh, here: 3897950001-54-66689.
A: Thank you, Mr. Phelps. So, your
K: What ?! And I'm home. Where did you get all this information?
A: We are connected to the NSS, sir.
Q: NSB? What is it?
A: We are connected to the National Security System. In this regard, the time you spend on placing an order will be increased by only 15 seconds.
K: (sighing) Well ... I would like to order a couple of your "special meat" ones.
A: I do not think this is a good idea, sir.
K: What does this mean?
A: Sir, the notes on your medical record, as well as the readings of the sensors built into the toilet seat, indicate that you have very high blood pressure, as well as cholesterol. The company that issued your health insurance bans such junk food.
K: What, what? !!! And what, then, would you advise?
A: You could try our low fat soy pizza. I’m sure you will like it.
K: What makes you think that I like such things?
A: Well, last week you picked up the book “Soy Gourmet Cooking” at your local library. So I assumed ...
K: Okay, okay. Give then two large, family.
A: That will be quite enough for you, your wife and four children. And your two dogs will be able to eat crusts. Your order is worth $ 49.99.
K: I will dictate you a credit card number.
A: Sorry, but I'm afraid you have to pay in cash, sir. You have a negative balance.
K: I run to the ATM and return with cash before your driver arrives.
A: It may not work, sir. The expenses on your demand account are also exceeded.
K: Do not worry! Just send the pizza and that’s it. Cash will be. How long will it take?
A: We are here a little late. We'll have to wait about 45 minutes, sir. If you are in a hurry, it may be more convenient for you to grab the order yourself when you get the money. True, carrying pizza on a motorcycle is probably not very convenient.
K: Wait! How do you know that I have a scooter?
A: It says that you have overdue your car fees, so you returned it to the seller. But for Harley, payments were received in full, and yesterday you filled up the tank.
K: In general, I #% # ^ * ^ & $% ^ $ @ #!
A: I would advise you to follow the speech, sir. On July 4, 2006, you have already been found guilty of insulting a policeman, and, as I see it, once again in September, for contempt of court. Well, for sure: it says that you just returned from the state correctional institution, where you spent 90 days. Is this your first pizza after returning to society?
K: (can't find words) A
: Anything else, sir?
K: Yes, I have a coupon for 2 liters of Coca-Cola as a gift.
A: Sorry, sir, the paragraph on advertising campaign restrictions prohibits diabetics from offering free soda. This is prohibited by the New Constitution.
Thank you for calling Pizza Hut!