Galley hackathon

    The article was inspired by the story of the hackathon and the observer's idea in the commentary.

    Everyone knows how difficult the path is along coastal cities, where the wind is not always fair, so a friendly team of gallery owners helps us. These modest sea workers quietly creak on their keyboards, in half-open cubes with one or two Windows and powerful professional oars in the interface. Their contribution to our projects is invaluable, and yet, we always think about how to make it even more significant.

    After all, this is what happens, free boatmen at the weekend, it happens, have time to hit the Libyan coast, click lions there, bring skins to the next bazaar and have very good investments for them. So it would be good for ours to fan the fire of enthusiasm.

    Our team of gallery owners is very friendly. Separate them can only dismissal. They sing about such songs: bound by one goal, bound by one ... And here they would have helped them to wave straight across the sea in two days, and there our warriors would shoot lions. Usually a roundabout along the coast takes two weeks, but the boatmen know how to give in and drive straight. It would seem to us, what's the difference?

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    At the weekend, we decided that we would not force them to work - it’s just humanly a pity when on Monday the best workers sometimes give the oars away to beginners, when according to the plan it is necessary to scamper around the neighboring cities, sell olives and buy the manufactory, and they quit quietly, throwing back sandals. They are also not very talkative with us, so they have fun cycles, and you won’t get a chance to write a review here in the chat. In fact, they have no status. When our glorious managers hold advice on the bridge, the gallery owners work.

    Therefore, do not look that we are all about ourselves and about ourselves - we have such a job - talk about ourselves and inspire the group, make a team out of them. In which we will be leading.

    As always, a prize is awarded for shock work - rest on a deserted coast, with the opportunity to take refuge at the cliffs and sit at a well, to replenish the reserves of water spent, so that after a new effort to earn a stew. If such sorties are often not done, once a month they joyfully submit to the call to go on a new campaign.

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    (copy; artist A. Baykin)

    Why does it work?


    1. Because we feed our gallery owners. Too many teams did not reach the shore, because in the middle of the day they forgot to feed their labor. We have lunch on schedule.

    2. Because we drag the weak. And with the help of others, we are gradually striving to be thrown overboard on equal terms.

    3. Because we do not forget to praise our boss, who built this ship and hired us to go back and forth and increase his wealth.

    4. Because we do not drive workers continuously, but give them rest every 5 minutes in half an hour.

    5. Yes, and on the shore they can rest, and not wear, say, a tent and wandered after us.

    Why are we going to succeed in the future?


    Of course, not everyone will be able to work with us. Not everyone has shown themselves to be so hardy. But we try to find a team that will not let us down in the storms and work on our future every day. Be observant on your bridge, and success will haunt you in every port, wherever you go. Do not lose your chill, looking through the side of the cube - do not forget that you are here and not there, and therefore the system you built works and every professional works in his place. And ... in general, in the labor markets do not fall into our eyes - after all, you may not pass the selection.

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